Funny Sex Offender Quotes

#1. You are meant to be going somewhere, to be headed to a destination. The poorest person in the world is a person without a dream

Myles Munroe

#2. How come everybody cheers when chicks flash their T&A, but when I pull out my D&Bs, i'm a registered sex offender.

Daniel Tosh

#3. Of everyone on this ship, even the frozen bodies of my parents, Elder's the only one who handed me truth and waited for me to accept it.

Beth Revis

#4. I'd rather do a part because I want to, not because great things are expected of me.

Judi Dench

#5. My torso is short, but my arms are really long and gangly and my legs and my neck, and my feet and hands are really long, and I look like a duck.

Cyndi Lauper

#6. Stun settings are for people who can't commit.

J. Michael Straczynski

#7. I'm going to fall in love with an artist. And we'll have two kids and live in the country. A quiet life, so we can hear our muses and answer when they call.
Tipping up my chin to meet his gaze, he gives me a tender, starlit smile - one that melts my insides. I like your version better.

A.G. Howard

#8. If you really want to be part of something and you have that much passion towards it, you'll know enough to research it and find the history of it; and history is so important, history is everything.

Roger Miret

#9. I'm not saying that the gas chambers didn't exist. I couldn't see them myself.

Jean-Marie Le Pen

#10. I don't have any message in the music. Music will be fine as long as you take care of yourself.

John McLaughlin

#11. You can forgive someone almost anything. But you cannot tolerate everything ... We don't have to tolerate what people do just because we forgive them for doing it. Forgiving heals us personally. To tolerate everything only hurts us all in the long run.

Lewis B. Smedes