Top 6 Quotes About Funny Sex Offenders
#1. I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders.
Rodney Dangerfield
#2. We don't care if these girls want to eat their men. That's the Piranha Man's problem. We just want the avocados.
J. F. Lawton
#3. You can either be a vain movie star, or you can try to shed some light on different aspects of the human condition.
Leonardo DiCaprio
#4. From here it also looks a great deal bigger, because space is not really big, it is simply somewhere to be big in. Planets are big, but planets are meant to be big and there is nothing clever about being the right size.
Terry Pratchett
#5. [Should Britain fail, then the entire world would] sink into the abyss of a new dark age made more sinister ... by the lights of perverted science.
Winston Churchill
#6. Most of the time, if you ask a kid who's their best friend, it's usually a classmate or their neighbor or something, but for me, it was my granddad. Everybody knew him - they called him Mr. Jones.
Chris Paul
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