Scrotum Quotes

#1. <3. You think that looks like a heart? If you do, that's only because you've never seen scrotum.

David Levithan

#2. Few things in this world evoke scrotum-shriveling fear in a man like a group of frowning women, enraged to the point of atypical silence, ambling toward him with an obvious agenda.

Michael Gurnow

#3. What was it like, being married to six actresses?"
"Like being married to one of them. They're all pretty much alike."
"Why'd you keep doing it, then?"
"Hope is the thing with feathers," Trent said, "that tickles your scrotum at the moments when you most need a clear head.

Timothy Hallinan

#4. Are we entirely ready, sir?" said Lieutenant Hornett, with the special inflection that means "We are not entirely ready, sir."
"We had better be. Glory awaits, gentlemen. In the words of General Tacticus, 'let us take history by the scrotum.' Of course, he was not a very honourable fighter.

Terry Pratchett

#5. I have maggots in my scrotum.

Trey Parker

#6. It had been reported that Tanuki fell from the sky using his scrotum as a parachute.

Tom Robbins

#7. (by the way ... I realize I switch from present to past tense, and if you don't like it ... ram a nipple up your scrotum. -printer: leave this in.)

Charles Bukowski

#8. Five toms bound and gagged. One ruptured scrotum ...

Rachel Vincent

#9. What, not coins in the bank? Does your purse hang as flaccid as a gelding's scrotum?

Neal Stephenson

#10. Carpe Scrotum. Seize life by the testicles

Rowena Cherry

#11. Newton screamed when he felt them begin to crawl over his scrotum and try to wiggle between his buttocks

Jonathan Maberry

#12. She will replace us all soon. And you, you'll be back to yourself, as scarred and lined as Lucifer's scrotum." What can you say to that? I hold up my glass. "To the devil's balls." Allegra

Richard Kadrey

#13. By Aladdin's lamplit scrotum, man! Everything is a story. What is there but stories? Stories are the only truth.

Christopher Moore

#14. Men's pride is situated in their scrotums.

Marjane Satrapi

#15. There is no shame in black beauty,

Lupita Nyong'o

#16. Don't quack like a duck, soar like an eagle.

Ken Blanchard

#17. Patience is the transcendent radiance of a loving and tender heart which, in its dealings with those around it, looks kindly and graciously upon them.

Billy Graham

#18. Gospel music in those days of the early 1930s was really taking wing. It was the kind of music colored people had left behind them down South and they liked it because it was just like a letter from home.

Mahalia Jackson

#19. I want a kinder, gentler nation.

George H. W. Bush

#20. I never thought I'd be some fashion mogul!

Jessica Simpson

#21. He's very fast and if he gets a yard ahead of himself nobody will catch him.

Bobby Robson

#22. For untold ages the Indian race had not used family names. A new-born child was given a brand-new name. Blue-Star Woman was proud to write her name for which she would not be required to substitute another's upon her marriage, as is the custom of civilized peoples.

Zitkala-Sa

#23. Thinking is an experimental dealing with small quantities of energy, just as a general moves miniature figures over a map before setting his troops in action.

Sigmund Freud

#24. You can't substitute promise after promise with known violators of prior promises at the expense of protecting ourselves or setting an example.

Fred Thompson

#25. Most artists can't draw.

Roy Simmons

#26. She said interruptions were simply God's appointments.

Debbie Macomber

#27. With a voice like Ella ringing out there's no way a band can lose.

Stevie Wonder

#28. I want to paint humanity, humanity and again humanity.

Vincent Van Gogh