Sarcastic Mother Quotes

#1. On the other hand, now that I'm not dependent on fiction for my income, I've been writing more short stories despite the fact that there's no real paying market for short horror other than Cemetery Dance.

George Stephen

#2. O woman, thou art my imperfection!

Pawan Mishra

#3. Biological evolution is too slow for the human species. Over the next few decades, it's going to be left in the dust.

Ray Kurzweil

#4. Still what? I made my voice grating and sarcastic. I was never like so many Indian boys, who'd look down quiet in their anger and say nothing. My mother had taught me different.

Louise Erdrich

#5. It's not gambling to play
against someone who's no good. It's common sense.

Terry Pratchett

#6. Gankis lifted an arm to point at the distant shale cliffs. "And in the face of it there were thousands of little holes, little what-you-call-'ems ... "
"Alcoves," Kennit supplied in an almost dreamy voice. "I call them alcoves, Gankis. As would you, if you could speak your own mother tongue.

Robin Hobb

#7. Positioning should be decided before the advertising is created

David Ogilvy

#8. She's descended from a long line her mother listened to.

Gypsy Rose Lee

#9. If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?

Charlie Pierce

#10. Son, my dad said, every man needs a bitter, resentful woman in his life. Because there's nothing more touching to a mother's heart than to know that her son thinks of her constantly.

David C. Holley

#11. I'm not one of those women who thinks beauty is a curse.

Diane Kruger

#12. It is when I am on stage that I feel most comfortable. It is my home. It is the only thing I have known since I was a kid.

Cilla Black

#13. We all sing about the things we're thinking; musicals are about expressing those emotions that you can't talk about. It works a real treat.

Anthony Head

#14. The best part of you ran down your mother's legs.

Jackie Gleason

#15. My father was a very unhappy person, very sarcastic, and my mother was very nervous and worried about what people thought. They weren't monsters, but it wasn't a good childhood.

Paula Danziger

#16. Any time a stipulation on love is present, unconditional love is not.

Molly Friedenfeld

#17. They feed their demon and it gets really strong and then it makes them stay in abusive relationships

Amy Poehler

#18. My mother was sarcastic and delightful and, trust me, quite remarkable.

Kevin Spacey