Gypsy Rose Lee Quotes

#1. Men aren't attracted to me by my mind. They're attracted by what I don't mind.

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#2. God will protect us, but to make sure, carry a heavy club.

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#3. Praying is like a rocking chair - it'll give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere.

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#4. I wasn't naked, I was completely covered by a blue spotlight.

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#5. I have everything I had 20 years ago, only it's all a little lower.

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#6. Anything worth doing well is worth doing slowly ...

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#7. She is descended from a long line that her mother listened to.

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#8. I'm probably the highest paid outdoor entertainer since Cleopatra,

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#9. She's descended from a long line her mother listened to.

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#10. This is my present, you know. My present from Mother.

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#11. I've got everything I had 20 years ago, except now it's all lower.

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#12. A naked dog for a naked lady.

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#13. I have everything I had twenty years ago, only it's all a little bit lower.

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#14. The dog is dressed just like me at the climax of my act.

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#15. I wrote it three times - with a Thesaurus.

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#16. I used to come home at night full of inspiration, and sit up with a bottle of Scotch. As I wrote, the words seemed wonderful, just too wonderful to be coming from me. Next morning I always found they were terrible and I could never use anything I wrote.

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#17. If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly ... very slowly.

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#18. God is love, but get it in writing.

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#19. You don't have to be naked to look naked. You just have to think naked.

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