Insulting Sarcastic Sayings

#1. I've always been more interested in the audience than I have in the plays. I like that idea of all those people sitting in the dark together. It's kind of fun.

Liev Schreiber

#2. And no one thinks they are to blame. Why can't we see that when we bleed, we bleed the same?

Muse

#3. A man is a penis-wrinkle when calling him a dickhead would be a compliment.

N.M. Facile

#4. Debating against him is no fun, say something insulting and he looks at you like a whipped dog.

Harold Wilson

#5. At the end of the day, anybody who thinks there's a reward for nothing, ends up losing.

Kerry Stokes

#6. I've always been able to vomit as silently as a ninja; it's a questionable talent and a poor party trick.

Jason Purdy

#7. My brother and I both like sarcastic, insulting comedy, so that's a way we communicate. Somehow that's what we learned. My mom is not a really sarcastic person. She's a really sort of overly loving person, and my brother and I came out little cynical bastards.

Moshe Kasher

#8. men do love sin, Will, oh how they love it, never doubt, in all shapes, sizes, colors, and smells.

Ray Bradbury

#9. Is Jensen really your name?" she asked when he sat down again, closing the knife and tucking it back into his pocket.
"Does it matter? I've used any number of names. Jensen, Davidson, Wilson, Madsen."
"In other words your mother didn't know who your father was.

Anne Stuart

#10. Most novelists write about twisted lives.

Tom Robbins

#11. It is not just about the money, it is about what you achieve on the pitch

Ronaldinho

#12. I've been known to watch porn from time to time."
"Just from time to time?" I ask.
She shrugs naughtily, a little I've-got-a-secret look in her eyes.
"It's okay. Tell the doctor. Masturbation is normal. Don't be ashamed.

Lauren Blakely