Top 100 Quotes About Your Man
#1. When you've got your man down, rub him out.
Rod Laver
#2. Once you had your man, you let all your accomplishments go. You don't sew or sing any more, you haven't illuminated a manuscript in years - and
Peter S. Beagle
#3. If you ever want to understand multitasking in prose, James Joyce is your man.
Frank Delaney
#4. Stand by your man. Give him two arms to cling to and something warm to come to.
Tammy Wynette
#5. If you say the words love at first sight I'm taking your man card.
Melissa Hale
#6. To me, defense is a mental attitude...it takes will and heart to go out there and lock your man up.
Michael Finley
#7. white, Emily. I've wanted you for a very long time. First, I wasn't brave enough. Then we weren't in the same place. But now we are. You're here. I'm here. And I want to be your man.
Veronica Larsen
#8. If you act like a lady and think like a man, is your man supposed to act like a man and think like a lady? #BeWhoGodMadeYou
A.H. Carlisle III
#9. The best way to love your man, is to help him rise, let him feel his worth so strongly through your eyes; that he has no option but to become greater.
Nikki Rowe
#10. Something wrong with your child? Feed them and put them to bed. Something wrong with your man? Feed him and take him to bed. Lady Jeeha Wolf Dawn
Susan Cartwright
#11. I spent 15 minutes writing Stand By Your Man, and a lifetime defending it.
Tammy Wynette
#12. In terms of fast food and deep understanding of the culture of fast food, I'm your man.
Bill Gates
#13. And your man?' He hesitates. 'Long dead too?' It is the most delicate way that can be contrived, to ask a man if he has killed someone.
Hilary Mantel
#14. Do you feel that, baby? That's your man moving inside you.
Tessa Bailey
#16. What if your husband's faults are God's tools to shape you? What if the very thing that most bugs you about your man constitutes God's plan to teach you something new? Are you willing to accept that your marriage makeover - the process of moving a man - might begin with you?
Gary L. Thomas
#17. I think if you have to make sandwiches to get a ring - you should do good things for your man, but I don't think I would do that.
Katie Pavlich
#18. Remember when I said that you don't tell your girls too much about your man? Well, when I got home I TOLD!!
Pepper Pace
#19. YOU HAVE THE POWER TO KEEP THE LOVE ALIVE BUT TAKING IN CONSIDERATION WHAT IT IS IMPORTANT FOR YOUR MAN
Linda Alfiori
#20. Guy with a gun, I'm your man. Big white tiger with teeth, it's every steak for himself. - Ty Grady
Abigail Roux
#21. If you want to sell the most records, duet with me. If you need someone to come in and bless your record sales, I'm your man.
Robbie Williams
#22. I guess whatever maturity is there may be there because I've been keeping a journal forever. In high school my friends would make fun of me - you're doing your man diary again. So I was always trying to translate experience into words.
Anthony Doerr
#23. Getting your nails done with your man is so much fun. Having them help you out choosing the color, I love that. I think it's great to get a man's perspective on nails and to sit there to get your nails done with him.
Adrienne Bailon
#24. For as long as you want me, Madison. I am your man.
R.L. Mathewson
#25. If you have to call the police on your man, then you'd better choices. If not, what have you taught him? Better him in jail this time rather than you in the morgue the next time.
Karen E. Quinones Miller
#26. I can't sit through this thing with you next to me flashing your man cave the whole time.
J.A. Redmerski
#27. A man another woman can steal from you ain't your man no way
Alice Randall
#28. The only purpose of an engagement ring is to show you 'belong' to someone, and your man makes bank.
Jessica Valenti
#29. What is it we all seek for in an election? To answer its real purposes, you must first possess the means of knowing the fitness of your man; and then you must retain some hold upon him by personal obligation or dependence.
Edmund Burke
#30. If you wanted reflections on the nature of the universe and your place in it, you should have stayed in school. You want fart noises and cock jokes, I'm your man.
A.J. Hartley
#31. I'm a hard man to fight and an easy man to please ... A Rock n' Roll Outlaw on a Sweet Romance.. I Want To Be Your Man.
Ashley Purdy
#32. You independent women these days don't need to play by the old rules anymore. Embrace it. Chase your man. But be sensible.' (Daisy's Nanna, 'Friendship on Fire', p. 400)
Danielle Weiler
#33. Borrow a child and get on welfare.
Borrow a child and stay in the house all day with the child,
or go to the public park with the child, and take the child
to the welfare office and cry and say your man left you and
be humble and wear your dress and your smile, and don't talk
back ...
Susan Griffin
#34. If you can find the time to discuss groceries and domestic tasks with your man, you can certainly find the time to talk about sexual role-play.
Miya Yamanouchi
#35. Mothering your man is not sexy for you or for him. If you want your man to "start being a man", start being his lover not his mother.
Miya Yamanouchi
#36. You ever want to negotiate a hostage situation in Quebec, I'm your man. Send me in for a little parley and the francophone miscreants will flee, hands over bleeding ears.
Will Ferguson
#37. I think you pass your man card off to your wife when you get married. You're still a man, but you're her man.
Kristen Proby
#38. Yes, your man, Jane Porter. Your savage, primeval man come out of the jungle to claim his mate--the woman who ran away from him," he added almost fiercely.
Edgar Rice Burroughs
#39. Can it be that action is active resignation? Something is trying to develop; it moves ever so slightly, and there comes your man of action and bashes in the hothouse windows.
Gunter Grass
#40. Ain't I your man?" he persisted.
"Yeah, Ellis, you're my man." Her lips quaked as she said it.
Tracy Winegar
#42. Even the blackest of them all, the crow, Renders good service as your man-at-arms, Crushing the beetle in his coat of mail. And crying havoc on the slug and snail.
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
#43. I feel like there's always somebody out there ready to take your man. If you got a good man, women are like you know their sleeping around.
Gabrielle Dennis
#44. Come hell or high water, I will separate you from your man-business. I don't care how, or if you kill me. If it means me, dead, holding your junk, I'll take your junk. Got that?
Nicole Peeler
#45. ...if your man sleeps with men, there is nothing sexually you can do that will make him stop.
J.L. King
#46. WHEN YOU ARE GREATFUL FOR WHAT YOU HAVE OR RECEIVE, THE UNIVERSE AND YOUR MAN WANT TO GIVE YOU MORE.
Linda Alfiori
#47. She's your woman. Shield her heart and soul with your own." He turned to Grace. "He's your man, yours to support and keep strong when he's not able and when he doesn't know how. You take care of each other, and you do it right. Do it well. Be fair.
Cat Porter
#48. I shouldn't need to remind you that it was words that created the universe and The Word that now holds it together. While your man was simply reading one little book, something not unlike Genesis was stirring in his skull, and you didn't think to stop it?
Geoffrey Wood
#49. People ask me what makes a good funeral, and I tell them the most important thing is your man in the casket. If you have a man of substance in there, you have the makings of a first-class funeral.
Cleveland Amory
#50. You may know more about vintage wine than the wine steward, but if you're smart you'll let your man do the choosing and be ecstatic over his selection, even if it tastes like shampoo.
Arlene Dahl
#51. You have to be luxurious nude. It's difficult to move in the nude in front of a mirror. It's much easier to move when you're dressed. But if you can walk around in the nude easily in front of your man, if you can be luxurious in the nude, then you've really got it.
Sonia Rykiel
#52. Since ever the world was spinning And till the world shall end You've your man in the beginning Or you have him in the end, But to have him from start to finish And neither nor borrow nor lend Is what all of the girls are wanting And none of the gods can send
Lucy Maud Montgomery
#53. If you felt like a smoke and couldn't find a pipe, a book was your man every time. Cohen realized people wrote things in books. It had always seemed to him to be a frivolous waste of paper.
Terry Pratchett
#54. You don't understand," she said meekly. "Really? Okay, you're a special case then, are you? Unlike all the others in abusive relationships, your man really does love you. He's a good man deep down. Tells you he'll change.
Steve McHugh
#55. Ty grunted. Guy with a gun, I'm your man. Big white tiger with teeth, it's every steak for himself.
Abigail Roux
#56. A friend is someone you can call in the middle of the night when your man is gone, or you wish he would go, or you suspect your cellulite is winning - or even just to prove to yourself that there is someone you can call in the middle of the night.
Anne Beatts
#57. No sooner said than done - so acts your man of worth.
Franz Kafka
#58. Every man is different. You can't generalize with men; you have to find out what your man wants. You have to listen to him when he's telling you what he wants, because a lot of times they're telling you, but you're not listening.
Karrine Steffans
#59. Don't swallow your man because if you do then you'll get fat because it has carbs
Stephen King
#60. Baby can you dig your man? He is a righteous man!
Stephen King
#62. Break the character and independence of your man and you will have an obedient trooper.
Jan Valtin
#63. Persimmius. He is your man. You can find him in the old temple district, close to Shat Swamp.
Scott Marlowe
#64. Your man wants to know that there's nothing you wouldn't do for him - if that's your committed relationship.
Karrine Steffans
#66. It's nine o'clock on Sunday night/Do you know where your man is?
Elle Varner
#67. I'm a straight lady, the best in Hollywood. There is an art to playing the straight role. You must build up your man, but never top him, never steal the laughs.
Margaret Dumont
#68. Admire and appreciate your man and he will be happy on your side
Linda Alfiori
#69. Henry glares at him. "I will say this for you. You stick by your man." "I have never had anything from the cardinal other than kindness. Why would I not?
Hilary Mantel
#70. Don't make me punch you again, because I swear to God, I will." That elicited a smirk. His face still had a slight shadow where I'd gotten him. "I also have no qualms about going for your man bits again."
"I don't doubt you for a second, Missy.
Chelsea M. Cameron
#71. I was your man, you were halfway around the world from me, honey, I'd fucking phone you ... If you told me you needed a timeout, first, I wouldn't fuckin' let you have one. Second, I wouldn't give you reason to fuckin' want one. And last, you took off anyway, I'd fuckin' phone.
Kristen Ashley
#72. Sword and shield, flesh and bone, I am your man, Sigurd Haraldarson. As long as the sun shines and the world endures, henceforth and for evermore.
Giles Kristian
#73. Too caught up in me to see, I'm holding a fortune that heaven has given to me. I'll try and show you each and every way I can, now and forever, I will be your man.
Richard Marx
#74. But if you have a book that needs urgent reading,' she said, 'then Hakim is your man.
Khaled Hosseini
#75. Whatever your pleasure, I can facilitate. You need weed, you need meth- hey, you need Prozac, I'm your man. I know how you white boys always deal with that depression. I mean me personally, I don't understand what you white boys are all depressed about. Hey, you're white! Smile!
Chris Rock
#76. If you truly love your man, remember to appreciate him all the time
Linda Alfiori
#78. If you're a successful woman, chances are that you spend a ton of time working. You're probably on your email a lot, taking phone calls and going on regular business trips that don't involve your man. He can start to feel left out of a very important and very time-consuming part of your life.
Patti Stanger
#79. It's rare to see a man step up and say "I can be a great father and learn about gymnastics with my daughter and take her to dance lessons because I love her." I can make time to blow bubbles on the back porch. It doesn't cause your man card to be revoked.
Dan Alatorre
#80. It's great for my daughter to see Beyonce and Taylor Swift, women that are in charge of their own careers, writing songs from their own perspective and taking people to task. That's very different from when I was growing up - it was all like, 'Stand by your man.'
Corin Tucker
#81. If you're going to be a musician's girlfriend, you have to know that your man will always love his bandmates in a way you can't even touch, because they are the guys who help him create music. You can only help him create a living human being, with your dumb uterus.
Julie Klausner
#82. And before you barrel through some idiotic Cosmo girl list of how-well-do-you-know-your-man questions, let me say that I don't know squat about him except that he kisses like a god and screws like a devil.
Kristin Hannah
#84. Just as you need the man in your life to love you unconditionally, even when you're not particularly lovable, your man needs you to demonstrate your respect for him regardless of whether he's meeting your expectations at the moment.
Shaunti Feldhahn
#85. Ladies, if you're at the mall and you think your man is looking at other girls just remember: If your man is at the mall with you ... he ... loves you.
Christopher Titus
#87. Whatever your woman is into, you better be into. Whatever your man is into, you better be N2. Your partner into church, you better be into church. Your man or woman a crack head, you better be a crack head ... Otherwise it just won't work.
Chris Rock
#88. We don't take orders from you, Sergeant." Quain said. "Your man tried to assassinate-"
"He isn't mine. My man has eyes that change color with the seasons.
Maria V. Snyder
#89. If you want a lover I'll do anything you ask.
If you want a different kind of love I'll wear a mask.
If you want to strike me down in anger here I stand.
If you want a partner in life take my hand.
I'm your man.
Leonard Cohen
#90. If another girl ever steals your man, there's no better revenge than letting her keep him. REAL MEN CAN'T BE STOLEN.
Wiz Khalifa
#91. Did you read the instructions?" He shook his head. "Why, were you afraid they'd take your man card away?" "Are you going to help me or just make fun of me?" "Can't I do both?
Ilona Andrews
#92. Technically speaking, Maldynado is the better fencer. Your man is the better killer.
Lindsay Buroker
#93. Feed the beast, ladies, and it'll come to you every time it's hungry. Make your man feel like he's the biggest, baddest motherfucker on earth, inside and outside of the bedroom, and he'll adore you
S.L. Jennings
#94. Stand before your god, bow before your king, kneel before your man.
Terry Pratchett
#95. I can't multiply myself out of a paper bag. But when it comes to roots, I'm your man.
Jerry Newport
#96. If your man is a sports enthusiast, you may have to resign yourself to his spouting off in a monotone on a prize fight, football game or pennant race.
Marilyn Monroe
#97. In my mum's day, you needed to be beautiful for a very short time to catch your man. It didn't start at six and go on until you're 75, right?
Susie Orbach
#98. Still, beautiful, let your man do what he's gotta do.
Kristen Ashley
#99. Cork your pistol, city boy," she murmured. "Ice cream is for hangovers. If you drug me, I'll also cut your man bits off. I need to be consoled, not tapped on the shoulder as if you were tapping me into a WWE fight.
Kirsty Dallas
#100. Well, I'm your man. I'm the bloody bastard you wanted when you had me spawned. I'm your tool, and what difference does it make if I hate the part of me that you most need? What difference does it make that when the little serpents killed me in the game, I agreed with them, and was glad.
Orson Scott Card
