Quotes About Under The Bed

#1. You won't tell?"
"I'll add it to the box under my bed labeled 'The Secret Confession of the Immortal Pia'. Good Lord, girl, don't look so mortified. There's not actually a box. - Author: Jessica Khoury

#2. And as if he had read her thoughts, the old man murmured, 'What a blessing it is to die in your own bed, under your own roof, with your family surrounding you, full of the knowledge that you have lived as thoroughly as you wanted to. - Author: Anita Rau Badami

#3. In the dream house, the boy listened for the monster under his bed. - Author: Keith Donohue

#4. I like to do things in bed. I fold the laundry on the bed. Food tastes better to me when I'm under the covers. Bed is the only place to read, the best place to talk on the phone. - Author: Elizabeth Berg

#5. Each night at bedtime, I'd close the bedroom door, climb into bed, and settle in under the covers. Within a minute, the door handle would turn and the door slowly open about a foot. Then a young boy's screams of "Daddy" would follow from the second bedroom - the little boy's room. - Author: Paul Stefaniak

#6. I take a grave view of the press. It is the weak slat under the bed of democracy. - Author: A.J. Liebling

#7. Yeah, Chase. I have a cow under my bed. It's invisible, though, so you can't see it. But sometimes at night it comes out to play. What the hell is wrong with your brain? - Author: Rachel Van Dyken

#8. If he had not been a small degree civilized, he very probably would not have troubled himself with boots at all; but then, if he had not been still a savage, he never would have dreamt of getting under the bed to put them on. - Author: Herman Melville

#9. Ash sighed after he left, feeling somehow even more exhausted than she had when she'd crawled into bed the night before. She climbed back under the covers and closed her eyes.
Just in time for more knocking on the door.
"I hate everybody," Ash mumbled into her pillow ... - Author: Karsten Knight

#10. If you are lying in bed
Under the sheets next to me
Then who is coming upstairs
Who can the intruder be

Question - How you moved so fast
From the TV room to here?
Must have skipped brushing your teeth
Then, what are the sounds I hear? - Author: Debby Feo

#11. Chase? He actually said that to you?"
She frowned. "Yes."
"When?"
"When we were in bed."
"Great timing," Dee muttered. "Just like a man. We'll just file him away under D for dumb ass and move on. There are plenty of fish in the sea. Or better yet, S for sicko. - Author: Lindsey Brookes

#12. Spring can still be felt
even if you lay under the bed
Frozen heart can melt
in coldness when wintry love misled - Author: Munia Khan

#13. Really, boy, unless you're ready to deal with the monster, you shouldn't go looking under the bed. - Author: Stefan Petrucha

#14. Young Reinette: Monsieur, be careful!
The Doctor: It's just a nightmare, Reinette, don't worry, everyone has nightmares. Even monsters under the bed have nightmares!
Young Reinette: What do monsters have nightmares about?
The Doctor: Me! - Author: Steven Moffat

#15. He slid his saxophone under the bed before we got naked on it, and I think it made the whole thing better. I really do. - Author: Charlie Close

#16. Dizzy, chilly, and beat, Raven collapsed on her bed. She rolled over, sensing a pea under the mattress. Typical Orientation Week prank. She dug around, found the pea, and tossed it across the room. - Author: Shannon Hale

#17. luxury underwater resort, Hydropolis. Shaped like a giant jellyfish, the Hydropolis would consist of two hundred luxury suites submerged sixty-six metres under the sea, offering spectacular views of the ocean bed and passing mermaids! This one-of-a-kind - Author: J.R. Roth

#18. There is a simple, logical explanation,' I said to myself. And because you never know who else is listening, I added, 'And there is nothing under the bed.'
Dexter - Author: Jeff Lindsay

#19. Sometimes I'd hide him under the covers (Rory, not the mailman) so that when Victor turned down the bed there was Rory on his pillow, as if to say, SURPRISE, MOTHERFUCKER! THERE'S A DEAD RACCOON IN YOUR BED AND HE WANTS SOME SNUGGLIN'. - Author: Jenny Lawson

#20. Reactionary nostalgia for the proprieties of Victorian England is unfortunate, like a whore looking under the bed for her virginity. - Author: Bruce Robinson

#21. When you feel your best, you're more confident in bed, It's not lights-out, under-the-covers sex. It's more like, 'Take a look at this!' - Author: Tracy Anderson

#22. I'm very well known for hiding my phone in really weird places. I can hide it in a refrigerator during a scene or under that bed. It's pretty bad, but at the end of the day we can all laugh at it. - Author: Cierra Ramirez

#23. There were no toys under the bed
that wasn't why he liked it. Why he liked it was that there wasn't anything under the bed
no chickens, no Joey, no Eloise, no sheep, no "no"s. He could lie under the bed and not be told anything at all - Author: Jane Smiley

#24. I'm sorry," he tells me.
I sit down on the bed. He returns to the view of the street below. I follow his gaze and I see the infected walking slowly back and forth.
"It's okay," I say.
"Okay," he says. He nods. "Good."
He puts the gun under his chin and pulls the trigger. - Author: Courtney Summers

#25. Over the years, I'd learned that under the bed was the best place to keep anything I didn't want found, because there was so much crap - papers, magazines, dirty socks, grocery bags - that no one would ever suspect that anything of value was under there. Sort of like hiding in plain sight. - Author: Kristin Walker

#26. Celebrities had descended on all the high class hotels, so there wasn't a facial twitch when Sebastian paid with his credit card under a false name. He had the looks to pass for an actor or male model. With her cheeks still flushed, Nicole had the look of a woman he'd planned to take to bed. - Author: Melissa Blue

#27. Likewise, most of the world goes to bed at night under the assumption that if they were to die in their sleep, they would find themselves standing at the pearly gates. After all, good people go to heaven. And just about everybody thinks they are good. - Author: Andy Stanley

#28. When in doubt, head under the bed, Tamani said with a grin. - Author: Aprilynne Pike

#29. It would be nice if all the Republicans could put poetry in a little box and put the box under the bed and sit on it, but they can't. - Author: Sam Hamill

#30. A little boy who's discovered the monster under the bed is actually real, and it's screwing Mommy. - Author: Laurell K. Hamilton

#31. All in all, I'd say,
the world is strangling.
And I, in my bed each night,
listen to my twenty shoes
converse about it.
And the moon,
under its dark hood,
falls out of the sky each night,
with its hungry red mouth
to suck at my scars. - Author: Anne Sexton

#32. The nights were advantageous, too. After they kissed their families goodnight, it was expected that they would share a bed, their bodies close, their movements obscured under the covers. - Author: Alexis Coe

#33. Mr. Bumpy from Bump in the Night was this funky little guy who lived under the bed and thought eating dust bunnies was a delicacy. He was as cool as he could be, and ate dirty socks. - Author: Jim Cummings

#34. Under my bed, my shoebox of shame, and when I felt anxious or lost I would pull it out and touch all of my socks. All loners. All waiting to be reunited with their twin. I eventually outgrew the shoebox ... and by that I mean there were too many socks. - Author: Tarryn Fisher

#35. Oh God, the pain seemed to be waking up everywhere, like a monster coming alive in the dark under my bed. - Author: Mia Sheridan

#36. If you could count the skeletons in my closet, under my bed and up under my faucet, then you would know I've completely lost it. Is he nuts? No he's insane! - Author: Eminem

#37. Remember when you told your sister how scared you were of monsters under your bed? Hah. Hah! She scared you good when she hid under there and jumped out when you got up to go pee after the lights were turned off that night! - Author: L.R.W. Lee

#38. She felt as if things were moving past her as she lay stretched on the bed under the single sheet. But it's not landscape any longer, she thought; it's people's lives, their changing lives. - Author: Virginia Woolf

#39. I was never afriad of what was under the bed. I wanted it but never got it. I became it. - Author: Marilyn Manson

#40. Fireworks: we shoot them off gaily while our dogs hide under the bed. Philosophers are dogs! - Author: Anthony Marais

#41. We are not afraid to look under the bed, or to wash the sheets; we know that life is messy. We know that somebody has to clean it up, and that only if it is cleaned up can we hope to start over, and get better. - Author: Marsha Norman

#42. How would you rather die?" she snapped. "Hiding under your bed or riding Thunder Mountain? - Author: Rick Yancey

#43. He was the monster from under my bed, the villain in my dreams, and the man who took everything from me - and would be the one to take my life. - Author: Jack Jordan

#44. Homework is not an option. My bed is sending out serious nap rays. I can't help myself. The fluffy pillows and warm comforter are more powerful than I am. I have no choice but to snuggle under the covers. - Author: Laurie Halse Anderson

#45. True monsters are not those lurking under the bed, but the ones sleeping in it. - Author: Silje Akselberg Iversen

#46. Lichfield, England. Swallows certainly sleep all winter. A number of them conglobulate together, by flying round and round, and then all in a heap throw themselves under water, and lye in the bed of a river. - Author: Samuel Johnson

#47. No matter where you came from, there was something, someone out in the world or under the bed that frightened you as a child. The dark shapes that lurked on the edge of the world, the ones you knew were real because even adults feared them
because the adults had grown up fearing them. - Author: Erin M. Evans

#48. If you hurt me, Bailey, I'll hurt you. Ask the bitch under my bed." "I'm - Author: Mackie Malone

#49. Evie says, "It's not living alone if you keep a rifle under the bed."
I write:
i know girls who say that about their dildos. - Author: Chuck Palahniuk

#50. I hid my heart under my bed because my mother said if you're not careful someday somebody's going to break it. Take it from me, under the bed is not a good hiding spot. - Author: Shane Koyczan

#51. Before I could retrieve the bullet off the floor, Helsing jumped down, grabbed it in his mouth, and raced to tuck it under the purple pillow in his bed, where he also kept Gloria's feathers. Then he crouched, glowering, as if daring any of us to take it away. Great. My cat was a hoarder. - Author: A&E Kirk

#52. She would turn from him in bed, her hands under the pillow, the digital clock peeling back the old skins of numbers. - Author: Lorrie Moore

#53. I woke up when my pillow was yanked out from under my head and Chloe mumbled something incoherent about spinach and hot dogs. The woman was a sleep-talking, restless bed hog. - Author: Christina Lauren

#54. Hiding under the bed doesn't make the worry stop. - Author: Cynthia Voigt

#55. It's not living alone if you keep a rifle under the bed. - Author: Chuck Palahniuk

#56. And I wondered if that was the problem with literature - it made sense only in theoretical situations and didn't often help in real life, where it took a hell of a lot more courage to live than to turn pages all alone, hidden away from the world in a corner or a bed or under a tree. - Author: Matthew Quick

#57. A monster's worst fear is of being found. - Author: Richelle E. Goodrich

#58. I wanted to structure a day where a hypothetical random snapshot of me looked like Carrie Bradshaw in her kimono, totally relaxed, not Brittany Murphy in Girl, Interrupted, diddling an old chicken under her bed. The - Author: Jessi Klein

#59. Ren-Hey ... Anju ... Under the bed ...
Anju-Oh ...
There's a blonde guy with an axe,right?
He's a new friend.
Ren-A ghost? - Author: Yuna Kagesaki

#60. I'm like the monster that hides under your bed, waiting till the moment your breath evens out, and your eyes close to attack. - Author: J.L. Beck

#61. Clyde had a theory that women had a book, a homemade, photocopied three-ring binder called "Surprising Things to Do in a Relationship," which they passed around to one another, adding pages from time to time, hiding it under the bed. He figured that Desiree could run home tonight and add a new page. - Author: Neal Stephenson

#62. You just have to learn not to care about the dusty mites under the beds. - Author: Margaret Mead

#63. I had tried marijuana several times, but in the words of my friend and longtime assistant Janet Stark, When I smoke pot, it makes me want to hide under the bed with a box of graham crackers and not share. - Author: Linda Ronstadt

#64. You need to put easy, nice, tranquil thoughts in your head before you go to bed. You know what I do? I read metaphysical books. The good stuff stays in your brain once you go under. - Author: Cristina Saralegui

#65. Fucking NASA. In a horror movie, when everyone is hugging their shins and shouting for the main character to turn and run, or crawl under the bed, or call the cops, or grab a gun, NASA would be the dude in the back shouting, Go see what made that noise! And take a flashlight! - Author: Hugh Howey

#66. The bed under my back is filled with broken clouds and freshly fallen snow; it's too soft, too comfortable. - Author: Tahereh Mafi

#67. Jason had joked that dust bunnies under the bed were pets he didn't mind keeping: they never whined for food and didn't require a litter box. They also didn't wake you up at night by barking at passing raccoons. - Author: Erik Bundy

#68. I shall be as brave as a my Toad, he thought, for my Toad never hides under the bed when she is afraid of lightning or bats. She sticks out her tongue and eats them. - Author: Catherynne M Valente

#69. Tapping a finger against the flesh of her elbow, she deadpanned, Jacin Clay, there is an assassin under my bed. - Author: Marissa Meyer

#70. They no longer panicked when they heard skittering noises in the wall or under the bed. If the noises where in the bed, they allowed themselves some panic. This had happened more than once. - Author: Cassandra Clare

#71. She was alive, and she was stuck in this fucking tunnel, and she had just broken a fuck of a hex ward, and now she was going to have to walk through the toad-door into who-the-fuck-knew-what with someone who touched her only under duress. Some days it just didn't pay to get out of bed. - Author: Stacia Kane

#72. Note, however, that you cannot simply add temperatures the way you can add volumes or weights. Two people in bed, each with body temperatures of 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit, do not normally create a 197.2 degree under-the-cover oven. - Author: Neil DeGrasse Tyson

#73. Because, Dee, I'm the thing in the dark, just like the Viking used to tell me. I'm the creature coming up from the basement, the thing under the bed. I have nothing to feat in the dark. I am the dark.

I am afraid. - Author: Dawn Kurtagich

#74. Cold be hand and heart and bone, and cold be sleep under stone: never more to wake on stony bed, never, till the Sun fails and the Moon is dead. In the black wind the stars shall die, and still on gold here let them lie, till the dark lord lifts his hand over dead sea and withered land. - Author: J.R.R. Tolkien

#75. Just before I look under my bed, I always get a little cold feeling, as if part of me expects to find something staring back at me.
I've probably seen too many Hollywood movies to have any hopes of ever cultivating a healthy relationship with the underside of my bed. - Author: Graham Parke

#76. I didn't want to know that the monster that lived under your bed when you were a kid not only really is there but used to have a few beers with your dad. - Author: Robin McKinley

#77. You can't kill the thing under the bed. You can only keep it outside the covers. - Author: Peter Watts

#78. When I was a kid, afraid of the Boogieman, I would hide motionlessly under my bed covers for hours on end. Not much has changed since then. - Author: Torre DeRoche

#79. I stay where I am, watching as she lies down on her belly and scoots under the bed beside me. I imagine how different this would feel if we were both on top of the bed instead of underneath it, how easily something childlike could grow adult possibilities. - Author: Stacey Jay

#80. The members of our secret service have apparently spent so much time under the bed looking for communists that they haven't had the time to look in the bed. - Author: Michael Foot

#81. It"s easier to believe there's a monster under the bed if you've spent the last six months arguing with a monster. - Author: Chuck Klosterman

#82. I do have odd habits. I check under my bed every night for the bogeyman. That's just a little thing, though. - Author: Tori Spelling

#83. Never tell to much. The monster is always scarier when it is still under the child's bed. - Author: Stephen King

#84. The thing under my bed waiting to grab my ankle isn't real. I know that, and I also know that if I'm careful to keep my foot under the covers, it will never be able to grab my ankle. - Author: Stephen King

#85. That chick makes the monsters under my bed have nightmares. - Author: Dan Wells

#86. Traveling anywhere in the world involves some risk. You could always opt to spend your life cowering under your bed. - Author: Joe Haldeman

#87. As a kid, I pretty much got nothing but scorn, and occasionally active animus, for writing fantasy and squirreling it away in my closet and, later, under the mattress supports in my bed. - Author: Sherwood Smith

#88. I called, my voice false-sounding and hoarse, slipping the painting into an extra pillowcase and hiding it under the bed before hurrying out of the room. - Author: Donna Tartt

#89. So maybe it was just as well that my companion was more like Mulder. A coked-out Mulder with a lot of weapons, who knew that the monsters under the bed were real and would gut you. - Author: Karen Chance

#90. Going where no man has gone before is more difficult than it sounds. Our cousins and ancestors were no less curious than we are, and were perhaps bolder. This world is their tomb.
You should look under the bed. - Author: N.D. Wilson

#91. Normal people who weren't raised by mentally ill goats probably took the feeling of safety for granted. They only noticed when they suddenly felt unsafe. When the hands reach up for under the bed and grab their ankles, they scream, whereas I'm like Wait, can you scratch my knee before you kill me? - Author: Augusten Burroughs

#92. I'm a fan of the old 'Creature Features' like 'Critters,' and 'Gremlins' and 'Tremors.' 'Jaws' is classic. It's funny that I still like those films because I remember my mom would tease me about getting a pet Critter to keep under my bed. - Author: Brooke Nevin

#93. I have pleasures, and passions, but the joy of life is gone. I am going under: the morgue yawns for me. I go and look at my zinc-bed there. After all, I had a wonderful life, which is, I fear, over. - Author: Oscar Wilde

#94. Why has the pleasure of slowness disappeared? Ah, where have they gone, the amblers of yesteryear? Where have they gone, those loafing heroes of folk song, those vagabonds who roam from one mill to another and bed down under the stars? - Author: Milan Kundera

#95. If I had a wish, I would turn you to a pair of shoes to keep you under my feet and you get an opportunity to be under the bed too. - Author: Pushpa Rana

#96. The monsters were never
under my bed.
Because the monsters
were inside my head.


I fear no monsters,
for no monsters I see.
Because all this time
the monster has been me. - Author: Nikita Gill

#97. The trombones crunched redgold under my bed, and behind my gulliver the trumpets threewise silverflamed, - Author: Anthony Burgess

#98. The truth is that I hate to think about other people reading my books," Miranda said. "It's like watching someone go through the box of private stuff that I keep under my bed. - Author: Madeleine L'Engle

#99. The way that people feel changes everything. Feelings are forces. They cause us to time travel. And to leave ourselves, to leave our bodies. I would be that kind of psychologist who says, 'You're absolutely right - there are monsters under the bed.' - Author: Helen Oyeyemi

#100. The monsters were never under our bed, but in the forest our future. - Author: Crystal Woods