Charlie Close Quotes

#1. I looked up and she said, "You have to believe I did everything a reasonable person would do. Maybe I didn't reach my hands into toilet water, but I did everything else I could.

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#2. Maybe it's a good idea," said Kathy.

"Why is that?"

"Well - you have a British sensibility."

"What does that mean?"

"I just mean people over there might like it." She gestured in the direction of England.

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#3. He slid his saxophone under the bed before we got naked on it, and I think it made the whole thing better. I really do.

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#4. If I have a spreadsheet that can, whatever, turn soup cans into gold, wouldn't I deserve an office?

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#5. Best of all, she waits outside the dressing room while I'm changing. Girlfriends don't do this but wives do, and if there is any better reason to get married than to have someone to hold your hand in a clothing store, I don't know what it is.

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