Quotes About Snowmen

#1. There are so many cruel decisions parents have to make when their child dies. The funeral director requested a sheet for the coffin, and I sent the cozy flannel one, pale blue with happy snowmen, that had just been put away with the winter linens.

Ann Hood

#2. Have you noticed since Global Warming took hold that all the snowmen look kind of angry?

Dana Gould

#3. What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires? You would get severe frostbite.

Various

#4. The worst job I ever had was as a forensicologist for the United Nations. One time I thought I'd come across the mass grave of a thousand snowmen, but it turns out it was just a field of carrots.

Milton Jones

#5. Unidentified flying objects, abominable snowmen, the Loch Ness monster and human cancer viruses. - Medical World News, 1974, on four "mysteries" widely reported and publicized but never seen

Siddhartha Mukherjee

#6. Isn't this a little... morbid?"...
"Morbid?" I mange half a smile. "Or cathartic?"
"Most cathartic things are morbid," he amends. "Healing through melancholy."
I roll my eyes. "Leave it to you to find something poetic about slicing off the heads of snowmen.

Sara Raasch

#7. Mutual forgiveness of each vice. Such are the Gates of Paradise.

William Blake

#8. Love Means Not Ever Having To Say You're Sorry.

Erich Segal

#9. God always rewards openly what was done in the secret.

Sunday Adelaja

#10. I'm one-hundred-fifty miles off Cape Horn, both autopilots are broken, and my boat is drifting toward one of the nastiest chunks of ocean on the face of the earth.

Abby Sunderland

#11. High rank and soft manners may not always belong to a true heart.

Anthony Trollope

#12. The development of an informal public life depends people finding and enjoying one another outside the cash nexus.

Ray Oldenburg

#13. I feel like 35. At 35 you're old enough to know something and young enough to look forward to what you can do with the knowledge. So I stayed at 35!

Michael Caine

#14. I will always find my way back you, baby. Always.

T.M. Frazier

#15. If your business does not perform offline, it won't perform online.

Benoit Gaillard

#16. Do you see now, how that doesn't work for me? I don't want to be someone's safety net ... I don't want to be there, simply because the idea of me being gone is too ... scary.

S.C. Stephens

#17. The inner struggle against one's own weaknesses is the central drama of life.

David Brooks

#18. If all it took to become enlightened were to sit and meditate, then all frogs would be Buddhas.

Sengai

#19. I never believed that angels exist, until I met you.

M.F. Moonzajer

#20. The only man who never makes mistakes is the man who never does anything.

Theodore Roosevelt

#21. It was the beginning of the greatest Christmas ever. Little food. No presents. But there was a snowman in their basement.

Markus Zusak

#22. FYI, baby, havin' your attitude back is so far from annoying, it's not fuckin' funny.

Kristen Ashley