Top 100 Quotes About Snark
#1. I changed his name after I saw this old movie at the Snark. It's called Nosferatu, and it's the original Dracula story. It's ten times as scary as the version you see on television. The guy who plays the vampire is really bizarre.
Daniel Pinkwater
#3. Johnny, he is bounce, effort, and snark.
E. Lockhart
#4. Although Lewis Carroll thought of The Hunting of the Snark as a nonsense ballad for children, it is hard to imagine - in fact one shudders to imagine - a child of today reading and enjoying it.
Martin Gardner
#5. Snark from nerds is a leading indicator that I'm wasting their time and when I find it, I ask questions until I understand the inefficiency so I can change it or explain it.
Rands
#6. Ditto, Ethan said, a surprising amount of venom in his voice. I bit back a proud smile; he seemed to be adopting a little of my snark.
Chloe Neill
#7. Snark functions as a device to punish human spontaneity, eccentricity, nonconformity, and simple error. Everyone is being snarked into line,
Ryan Holiday
#8. The fairies came to christening parties and gave the babies magical gifts.
Bounce, effort, and snark.
Contemplation and enthusiasm. Ambition and strong coffee.
Sugar, curiosity, and rain.
And yet, there was a witch.
There's always a witch.
E. Lockhart
#9. Has anyone sen Mr Snark "
"I saw him in the tunnel about 15 minutes ago."
"Oh no " wailed Dr Ferman "he will have been atomised."
"Oh dear" muttered an MP. "Bye-election.
Alexander McCall Smith
#10. A little snark, properly directed, can change the world.
Shannon Hale
#11. When I talk to students or young writers about the importance of being unafraid to take controversial positions, I'm struck by the degree to which they can't entertain a thought, much less commit one to paper, without imagining the cacophony of snark they'll get in response.
Meghan Daum
#12. Want a closer look? (Tate) Like a screwdriver through my eye socket. Sure, let's have a look-see. (Simone) Ooo, welcome back, Ms. Snark. I've missed you. (Tate)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#15. Social media has created a legion of social delinquents, billions of people speaking not their minds but their spleens, venting everything from the gum-cracking snark befitting a hair-twisting mallrat to the froth-flecked rage of a bell tower marksman.
Steven Weber
#16. Hell, right now my only weapons were Obnoxious and Snark, and I intended to use them whenever possible.
Diana Rowland
#17. What I don't like is snark for snark's sake. If you are going to make fun of me, at least be witty while doing it.
Timothy Ferriss
#18. In these times of stress, snark, division and despair, I still suspect that two of the most important features we possess are imagination and a capacity for goodness. Those are qualities for which we will be remembered most fondly.
Geoffrey S. Fletcher
#19. But oh, beamish nephew, beware of the day,
If your Snark be a Boojum! for then
You will softly and suddenly vanish away,
And never be met with again!
Lewis Carroll
#20. Oh god, what now? Are you in jail? Being held by the IRA? Stuck on a reef in the Caribbean?"
"Wow," Kelly said. "That's uncalled for."
Zane laughed. "I thought being engaged to Ty gave me some extra snark privileges.
Abigail Roux
#21. Everybody better stay out of my way because I'm steamrollering my way through this town, powered on snark.
Sean Kennedy
#22. Snark is a fabulous defense mechanism.
Betsy Schow
#23. There's something about winning Miss America that brings out the snark.
Gretchen Carlson
#24. When you hand-wash my shirt, be sure to let it soak, you thug."
"Yes, dear," Eli said, accepting his weapons from Nunez, who clearly didn't know what to make of us or our relationship.
"He's my brother," I said to Nunez. "You can see the resemblance in the jawline and the snark line.
Faith Hunter
#25. Snark often functions as an enforcer of mediocrity and conformity. In its cozy knowingness, snark flatters you by assuming that you get the contemptuous joke. You've been admitted, or readmitted, to a club, though it may be the club of the second-rate.
David Denby
#26. In this age of Twitter and Snark every misstep gets posted online in twelve seconds.
Howard Kurtz
#28. Jeff Beachum, Sergeant of Snark, Wielder of Witticism, Dominator of the Double Entendre, completely ran out of things to say.
Amy Lane
#29. I can't believe he's making you wait till January for an appointment."
"I could threaten to bomb the school. That'd get me in quicker.
Jeannine Garsee
#30. How bad do you want cancer? Bad enough to eat a rainbow of it? Personally, I think the red cancer would be the worst, but anything you swallow with artificial hues in it is going to pop a tumor out of your body the day after you eat it.
Laurie Notaro
#31. I'm sure you've had many musicians in your soft spot.
Caisey Quinn
#32. As expected, the church lady grumbled something incoherent and put Bridget's call on hold. A peppy rendition of "City of God" blared as hold music just long enough for Bridget to start to sing along with the chorus. Catholic brainwashing at its best.
Gretchen McNeil
#33. Look, this is helping me out quite a bit, but could you just get to the punishment part? We're at the end of World War Two in history, and I can't wait to find out who wins.
Rob Thomas
#34. My dominant (no pun intended) discourse seems to be needy as fuck.
Alexis Hall
#35. Like most people raised on American movies, I have poor access to my emotions, but can banter like a motherfucker.
Josh Bazell
#36. We don't have dealings. He just stalks me. I'm popular like that.
Nenia Campbell
#37. True cynics kill themselves. The rest are posers, trying to use clever sarcasm and snarky remarks to hide insecurity and the fear that if they put themselves out there, they will fail.
Jewel
#38. Sherrie would be there, and the last time I'd seen her at a social event she burst into tears when she saw me and ran out of the room. You're upset, I'd yelled after her, meanly.
Aimee Bender
#39. [Dagley] had also taken too much in the shape of muddy political talk, a stimulant dangerously disturbing to his farming conservatism, which consisted in holding that whatever is, is bad, and any change is likely to be worse.
George Eliot
#40. When words come out of your mouth, do your ears just block all incoming sound waves?
Amethyst Marie
#41. I'm a rat. I used to believe in the Golden Rule but now question it. It's too easy to be snarky at those who are snarky toward me. I like how it feels - the yellow cheese giving way between pointed teeth. My tail begins to twitch.
Chila Woychik
#42. The guy had guts - I had to give him that. Later on I was hoping for a first-hand look at them.
Rob Thurman
#43. The placement of a perfect perfumed turd passive-aggressive zinger is equal to the flush of an orgasm. It is sublime.
Angela Ricketts
#44. Despite his best efforts, a few scalding tears escaped Cobalt's eyes. He swiped them away. 'Can you stand?'
'I damn well can, if my alternative's you holding me like a wilting female.'
S.W. Vaughn
#45. He was my age and in my imagination he was a fireman, not the kind that actually fights fires but the kind who travels the country shirtless posing for calendars.
Marika Christian
#46. A lot of people have it in for me. It's practically a school sport.
Nenia Campbell
#47. You don't have to make fun of it."
"Actually I do," I said. "I make fun of almost everything.
Jim Butcher
#49. I understand that you don't want to marry me," I said. "I mean, I don't know why, since I'm simply delightful to be around. But to each his own taste.
Merrie Haskell
#50. Tell me you aren't crying. My whole image of you as a bad-ass warrior is crumbling.
Heather R. Blair
#51. That's my girl," he murmured.
"I'm not your girl."
"Well," he said not bothering to hide his smile from her sightless eyes, "the good news is that the honey gave you back your sparkling personality."
"And the bad news?"
"The honey gave you back your sparkling personality.
Larissa Ione
#52. A human is not a device that reliably reports a gold standard judgment of relevance of a document to a query.
Hinrich Schutze
#53. Whatever crimes this man had committed, they weren't as egregious as his inflated self-image.
Katherine McIntyre
#54. Such a sweet letter from Lady Conway ... You remember my telling you about her? Her memory's bad. Can't recognize her relations always and tells them to go away."
"That might be shrewdness really," said Miss Marple, "rather than a loss of memory.
Agatha Christie
#55. Sorry, one night stands don't stack up as credentials for tending bar.
Katherine McIntyre
#56. You've missed a lot of things. But mostly I think you've missed several opportunities to leave. Let me assist you to the door so that you won't miss this next one.
Victoria Laurie
#58. How devastated I am to say that I will not be present at your petite soiree on June 10th. Unfortunately, the exceptionally weak drinks you ordinarily serve at these occasions are not sufficient to dull my senses to your boyfriend's futile efforts to grope me in the hallway.
A.C. Kemp
#59. I prefer to make up my own quotes and attribute them to very smart people, so that I can use them to win arguments
Albert Einstein
#60. You told me, girlfriend. Will your boyfriend be jealous we're tossing bitchy banter back and forth?
Lorelei James
#61. Lindworms are a sign of a healthy ecosystem," I said, straightening. "Now let's get out of here before the healthy ecosystem eats us.
Seanan McGuire
#62. These were wannabe elites who, once they popped on big-boy pants, would be infiltrating New York with their pretentiousness.
Alexandra Martin
#63. ...I failed to...perform, with my partner, Master.
What, did you fall out of step on a foxtrot?......
Jesse and Will in Another Way
Anna Martin
#64. Are you telling me Kara Orris is afraid of rain?" Hunter's grin twisted into a smirk as his eyes lit up, relishing his new discovery with absolute delight. "Why, that's adorable!
Katherine McIntyre
#65. The day you ever have that much control over my behavior, it will be because somebody's asking you, should she get the pine box or a plain white shroud?
Michael Chabon
#66. His blue eyes frosted. 'Are you attempting to tell me my duties, sir?'
'No. But I'm having a lot of fun trying to guess what they are.
Raymond Chandler
#68. Because I want to have sex with him
and because that's sinful
I'm blushing and flushing furiously under his scrutinizing scrutiny.
Jess C. Scott
#69. Next time I'm taking down hellhounds for you, I'll remember to tone down the pretty.
Pippa DaCosta
#70. Another thing about pain - it renders you incapable of bullshit.
Gwen Mitchell
#71. Your powers of observation are formidable, Michael says and Darien giggles behind one perfectly manicured hand, like some sort of preppie geisha.
Stephanie Wardrop
#72. I don't know whether to punch you or kiss you."
"A combination of both is usually the best," Prophet advised.
S.E. Jakes
#73. As a gentleman- assuming you still have some pretensions in that direction- of honor- again, perhaps presumptuous, but still supposing your passing acquaintance with the concept- it is your duty- I won't even trouble to speculate here, but remain naively hopeful- to protect those under your care.
Connie Brockway
#74. He hung a patient expression on his face, the kind usually seen on people who talked about releasing your anger and surrounding yourself with good feelings while writing off anyone who disagreed with them as unenlightened.
Amy Fecteau
#75. Cleverness is like rouge - liberal application makes a woman look common and desperate. Wit is knowing how to apply it.
Tessa Dare
#76. I always wonder why condescending snarkiness is the chosen method of communication for so many forum users. It seems to me like these things would be much better expressed in non-confrontational, polite manner.
Gavin Dunne
#77. Call me babe again, and I'll slit your throat," she said, the sweetness in her voice a direct contradiction to the daggers she gave him.
Katherine McIntyre
#78. Hello, Mrs. Tran ... I have David's homework. And if you ever want to see it again, you'll pay me the two million dollars I asked for.
Nenia Campbell
#79. Miss Fitt, you know curiosity gets men killed."
I grinned. "Then I daresay it's good I'm a woman.
Susan Dennard
#80. Carla was wearing a No Fear sweatshirt. You are too old, Amy wanted to tell her, for legible clothing.
Jincy Willett
#81. Hungry licked her spoon and then pointed it at me. 'Aren't you forgetting the dishes?' she asked.
'Absolutely not,' I said. 'I'll remember the dishes as long as I live. See you later, Hungry.
Lemony Snicket
#82. I suppose I look acceptable, the black (haired) sheep among the Barrett blondes.
Stephanie Wardrop
#83. Things were about to change. If nothing changed, I wouldn't be writing this down because this is a book about the time when everything changed. And isn't that what every book is about? No, seriously, isn't it? I don't read books.
David Iserson
#84. Ignore the reek of feces in the air, the bloodstains on the ground, and you have yourself a glorious night.
Katherine McIntyre
#85. I'd seen this movie. This was the part where the dinosaurs ate the tourists.
Pippa DaCosta
#86. My inner goddess confirms that staring at a beautiful/rich/powerful face is the basis of True Love.
Jess C. Scott
#87. John: I'm experiencing an odd sensation. I think it might be patriotism.
Spitfire: Steady. Too much of that can damage your health.
Paul Cornell
#88. If there's any greater exhibit of the malleability of human nature than the sight of someone standing, absently waiting for the light to change at a deserted intersection, I don't know what it is.
Christopher Sorrentino
#89. And pictures of perfection, as you know, make me sick and wicked.
Jane Austen
#90. He's asleep in the harbor, disguised as dog shit.
Joe Haldeman
#91. Could you bite back your complaints? You're fucking with my run."
"Your run is fucking with my ability to complain," Tom called back.
S.E. Jakes
#92. Where would he go?" Liam asked as he led them through the hallways, looking for a back exit.
"You're asking us to think like Ty?" Owen snorted. "I don't think that's possible; my brain isn't powered by squirrels on treadmills.
Abigail Roux
#93. Venom's pupils contracted the instant before he slid his sunglasses back on.
She couldn't help it. "Why isn't your tongue forked?"
"Why can't you fly?" A smirk. "Those things on your back aren't accessories you know.
Nalini Singh
#94. Ah, Proph." Tom paused. "You did have a nightmare last night."
"And here I thought maybe I dreamed it," Prophet muttered sarcastically.
S.E. Jakes
#95. The jury's still out on your level of intellect. After all, you signed up with Evil Incorporated in the first place.
Katherine McIntyre
#96. Woman, you got a mouth on you."
"It's not 1955 any longer. Women swear as much as men."
"I miss women who talk about women things."
"You're changing the subject. Keep it up and I'll talk about my period. That's a woman thing.
Edie Ramer
#97. Public opinion, in its raw state, gushes out in the immemorial form of the mob's fear. It is piped into central factories, and there it is flavored and colored, and put into cans.
H.L. Mencken
#98. The following Discourse [on art, by Sir Joshua Reynolds] is particularly Interesting to Blockheads as it endeavours to prove that There is No such thing as Inspiration & that any Man of a plain Understanding may by Thieving from Others become a Mich Angelo.
William Blake
#99. It was borne in upon her audience that the outside of Jane's charming head was distinctly superior to the inside.
Agatha Christie
#100. Perhaps if he stumbled onto a bath and a tailor he could even be considered handsome.
Katherine McIntyre
