Top 15 Josh Bazell Quotes
#1. Like most people raised on American movies, I have poor access to my emotions, but can banter like a motherfucker.
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#2. When God is truly angry, He will not send vengeful angels.
He will send Magdalena.
Then take her away.
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#3. It's a weird curse, when you think about it. We're built for thought, and civilization, more than any other creature we've found. And all we really want to be is killers.
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#4. So I'm on my way to work and I stop to watch a pigeon fight a rat in the snow, and some fuckhead tries to mug me!
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#5. The fucking beef industry and the fucking HMO industry,' Friendly says. 'Al-Cowda and HMOsama.
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#6. Calling a tongue piecing 'cosmetic' is a bit of a stretch, since you don't get one because it makes you look better. You get one because you're so desperate for affection that you're willing to gruesomely harm yourself to advertise how well you suck dick.
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#7. My medical students. Two cups of human misery in short white coats. One is male and the other one female, and they both have names. That's all I can ever remember about them.
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#8. What a fascinating mix a hospital can be of people in a huge hurry and people too slow to get out of their way.
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#9. The journey from shame to resentment is the shortest on there is.
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#10. At least in the Gilded Age age they gilded shit.
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#11. Deliverance' is The Godfather for crackers.
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#12. Ah, youth. It's like heroin you've smoked instead of snorted. Gone so fast you can't believe you still have to pay for it.
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#13. The complete destruction of the human race is fairly amusing, obviously, particularly if it's going to happen through overpopulation and technology, the only two hobbies we've ever taken seriously.
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#14. That look you get after every bone in your face has been broken at least once and then allowed to set without medical attention
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#15. If you're going to be soulless, you should at least consider outsourcing your conscience to someone else.
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