Victoria Laurie Quotes

#1. I'd even had business cards made up reading, ABIGAIL COOPER, P.I. with teeny-weeny little letters underneath in parentheses spelling out PSYCHIC INTUITIVE. Most people think I'm trying to be clever. The truth is, I'm a chickenshit.

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#2. I'm not quite sure which scout troop Heath belonged to, but it certainly wasn't the "I will totally honor my previous promise of no hanky-panky in the shower" troop.

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#3. I miss you when you're not around,' he said. 'I can't sleep when you're not next to me, and I worry a lot about what you're up to.

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#4. Wow!" Dutch exclaimed as he took a gander at me. "You are a beautiful woman, Abby."
"And you have excellent taste!" I deadpanned. I'd waited for years to say that line.

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#5. And I was fairly certain that my strong-enough-for-King-Kong-but-made-for-a-woman deodorant had utterly failed.
Doom with a View

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#6. You've missed a lot of things. But mostly I think you've missed several opportunities to leave. Let me assist you to the door so that you won't miss this next one.

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#7. I had one word for him, and it started with an "ass" and ended in "hole.

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#8. In Birmingham, the women are maintained, the men are greedily lustful, and the children are named after high-end automobiles. You are just as likely to run into a Bentley, Mercedes, Porsche, and Lexus walking on the sidewalk as you are cruising the downtown streets.

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#9. Holding up my credit card so Gilley could see, I snipped it in half.
'You act like I don't have the numbers, expiration date, and security code memorized,' he mocked.

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#10. Am I the only one who secretly hopes that the Curiosity rover will be swallowed up by a giant alien worm living just below Mars's surface?

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#11. Sometimes I think that my best writing comes from exposing my fears and vulnerabilities and hoping that nobody notices it's about me.

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#12. Hey," Faraday said after a few seconds. "Did you know your clock's still ten minutes fast?

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#13. Gilly Gilleshpee

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#14. What kind of a man thinks it's appropriate to give his soon- to-be bride a lethal weapon for a wedding present?

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#15. My sister the booty police.

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#16. He'd been our center, the glue that held us together and gave us purpose.

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#17. Now death is death! and yet is not one death Another death? Stabbing is not the same As shooting! Would you say a strangled man Was drown'd? The end is one, the means are many, And there the difference lies!

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#18. To write three series a year you only need to commit to writing 10 pages per day, or editing 50 pages of text per day. Plus, writing is my job, and I need to write to eat, so I'm highly motivated to get up and get to work!

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#19. Dear Aspiring Author; Write with heart. Put that open, honest, bare soul on paper.

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#20. Death has an energy. It is thick as sludge, heavy as iron, and pulls you down into yourself like an imploding building.

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#21. My motto is: When in doubt, just keep lying. Even if you're terrible at it.

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#22. Life is full of chances
and those times when we each trust our own guts and have a terrific outcome reaffirms our ability to make good decisions.

Victoria Laurie