Quotes About Salami

#1. The best way to die is sit under a tree, eat lots of bologna and salami, drink a case of beer, then blow up.

Art Donovan

#2. On Saturday, he ate through one piece of chocolate cake, one ice-cream cone, one pickle, one slice of Swiss cheese, one slice of salami, one lollipop, one piece of cherry pie, one sausage, one cupcake, and one slice of watermelon That night he had a stomach ache.

Eric Carle

#3. As life's pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs. Now that's better than sex, but only if the salami is thickly sliced.

Alan King

#4. It's not polite to ask if a man has a big salami in his pants, okay?

Kevin Hearne

#5. Baloney is just salami with an inferiority complex.

Ellen DeGeneres

#6. Do not make a stingy sandwich; pile the cold cuts high; so you should see salami coming through the rye.

Allan Sherman

#7. I'm a salami writer. I try to write good salami, but salami is salami.

Stephen King

#8. I don't take notes; I don't outline, I don't do anything like that. I just flail away at the goddamn thing. I'm a salami writer. I try to write good salami, but salami is salami. You can't sell it as caviar.

Stephen King

#9. I eat cheese and salami and a lot of fried chicken. I eat a big bag of oatmeal-raisin cookies every night and I don't gain weight. I still look OK as long as I'm dressed.

Ellen Barkin

#10. salami tactics - slicing off layers of opposition one by one.

Timothy Snyder

#11. Refined grains (regular old spaghetti being an example), fatty meats (hard salami), sweets (blueberry pie), and fried foods (bacon) are not poisonous. They are foods that just happen to be less wholesome than some other foods. There

Matt Fitzgerald

#12. You are so full of salami." "It's

Mark T. Sullivan

#13. To eat the boiled head of a pig sliced like salami is very strange. It may seem cutting edge, but it's actually a lot older than any of the other traditional salami.

Mario Batali

#14. I think with a lifetime appointment to the Supreme Court, you can't play, you know, hide the salami, or whatever it's called.

Howard Dean

#15. While I have the utmost respect for people who practice the Christian faith, the fact is, as everyone knows, I am as Jewish as a matzo ball or kosher salami.

Jackie Mason

#16. 'Backwash' is an old-school, slapstick-y romp between three eccentric loser friends who inadvertently rob a bank, armed solely with a salami and a sweat sock, and then find themselves on the run pursued by singing cops. It's kind of a classic piece, a sophisticated piece, if you will.

Joshua Malina

#17. I cannot go to Montreal without going to Beauty's, my favorite place for breakfast, where I have the Mish-Mash omelet with hot dogs, salami, eggs, green peppers, and onions, and the best banana bread in the world. It's legendary!

Gail Simmons

#18. And from this story I learned about the geopolitics of taking out one's salami.

George Friedman

#19. Get out the rye bread and mustard grandma, cause it's GRAND SALAMI TIME!

Dave Niehaus

#20. It is best to know when to keep your salami in your pants and when to pull it out, however, and even my priests have had some difficulty with that issue.

Kevin Hearne

#21. A bottle of vodka costs as much as a coat used to. And something to snack on? Half a kilo of salami is half a month's pension.

Svetlana Alexievich

#22. Russians will consume marinated mushrooms and vodka, salted herring and vodka, smoked salmon and vodka, salami and vodka, caviar on brown bread and vodka, pickled cucumbers and vodka, cold tongue and vodka, red beet salad and vodka, scallions and vodka-anything and everything and vodka.

Hedrick Smith

#23. Ranger isn't my boyfriend. Ranger and I have a professional relationship." "Yeah, but that doesn't mean you can't play hide the salami once in a while.

Janet Evanovich

#24. Alec is brave, and he's good, and he's loyal, and like all Lightwoods he has cheekbones you could use to slice salami.

Cassandra Clare

#25. One of our neighbors is a salami distributor, and they pretty well - I mean, we used their salami to make a rocket engine out of. They just look at us and they're amused, they're fine with it.

Jamie Hyneman

#26. The American family shattered for the simple reason that it was American, not global.

John F. MacArthur Jr.

#27. Relationship gurus always said that an attraction based on friendship and mutual respect was far more likely to stay the course - and the bastards were right.

Marian Keyes

#28. It's important for country fans to know that I'm not just trying to come in and take their money for a CD.

Jessica Simpson

#29. In real life you get out of the shower naked, so why wouldn't you do it on screen? It's just a normal thing.

Nicholas Hoult

#30. The Earth loves us through its gravity and this love is ideal: It neither sticks to us nor let us to fly to the unknown darkness!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#31. I am a believer in nutrient timing and supplementation, through 8Zone. I love eggs, apples, wild fish, leafy greens, brown rice, pasta, oatmeal, home grown Washington Potatoes, and cooking with coconut and olive oils.

Apolo Ohno

#32. I'm up at dawn. I practically fall asleep at dinner.

Margaret Stohl

#33. Never forget that Hitler was a Catholic.

George Carlin

#34. I enjoy building more than managing.

Wayne Huizenga

#35. To ensure marital bliss, a man needs to be 1.09 times taller than his partner.

Allan Pease

#36. Now I know what it's like to be a rock star. No, I didn't sleep with 5 groupies at once. But I was interviewed about 45 times in 5 days in 3 cities.

Tony Visconti