Quotes About Porno

#1. Well, most of us think the "Merchant of Venice" is a porno script. On a more personal note, I've decided on pizza for dinner.

Jaye Frances

#2. unbelievable fairy tale ever. And now, people read those BDSM books like they're going out of style because it makes them wet. That sure as fuck doesn't make it a good novel. A porno movie will make them wet too, but it sure doesn't mean it's a good movie. I fucking swear," he said.

Scott Hildreth

#3. You know how both life and porno movies end. The only difference is life starts with the orgasm.

Chuck Palahniuk

#4. Sex with Panda was like being in a porno movie but without a third party involved.

Susan Elizabeth Phillips

#5. I think they're having trouble adjusting to the emotions they have outside of their dreams. At any rate, they keep acting like demented teenagers from a porno version of a John Hughes film. (Asmodeus)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#6. Nature is a porno. Deal with it.

Craig Benzine

#7. You look like you've just stepped out of two different porno movies.

Laurell K. Hamilton

#8. Nick and I could become goodwill ambassadors for the city now that the porno shops on 42nd Street are gone. Must make mental note to contact mayor.

Rachel Cohn

#9. No, Lewis. Unlike you, I've lived a very sheltered life. I have tried to get invited along to one of these porno-parties, but everybody seems to think I'm above such things.

Colin Dexter

#10. It's a monster."
Her nose scrunches in disgust. "You mean it's deformed?"
"No. I mean it's huge."
"How huge?"
"Unnaturally huge."
"Like a porno dick?"
"Exactly.

Helena Hunting

#11. You're a real Polly-fucking-Anna, aren't you?"
"I am. Also, Polly Fucking Anna would make a great name for a lesbian porno.

Tiffany Reisz

#12. We're both making noises similar to the soundtrack of a porno - they're coming from me because I'm finally touching his ridiculously huge dick again; and I assume it probably feels good for Alex, too.

Helena Hunting

#13. Stella couldn't believe this was happening. Gavin and Holden were both in her bed and just as desperate for her as she was for them. Her life had morphed into a cross between a romance novel and a porno. If she was dreaming, she didn't ever want to wake up.

Amanda Young

#14. Jenks watched for a moment from the rim of the bucket, then said, " You look like a porno star on your hands and knees, mopping in your underwear. Push it baby" he moaned. " Push it!

Kim Harrison

#15. The ECTs are moving the guns in small batches," Bat said. "We're making them take so many photos that one of them asked if she was being trained to shoot porno.

Warren Ellis

#16. Don't give me the evil eye. You were the one about to star in an X-rated porno flick.-Phineas

Kerrelyn Sparks

#17. My reaction to porno films is as follows: After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw. After the first twenty minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live.

Erica Jong

#18. Why can't my life be more like a porno than a horror movie,

Annie Bellet

#19. Well it didn't make me happy to wake up and find you gawking at me like I was your own personal porno flick.

Marshall Thornton

#20. Since you couldn't be bothered to give me your name, I'll just tell Moira that an extra from the porno version of Something Wicked This Way Comes was looking for her.

Allison Pang

#21. So weird," Decker mumbled. "I thought she walked through walls.""I guess she doesn't have to. This is how she kept getting my porno stash last summer,"Beck
grumbled. "I had it behind lock and key.""Our porno stash. I told you to give it to Grandpa Louis. She leaves him alone.

Lizzy Ford

#22. thus with a kiss I die

William Shakespeare

#23. And when Mrs. Wiggins turned, just before passing out of sight, and smiled at her, with a smile that was so broad on her big face that you could see it plainly even at that distance, Mrs. Margarine took out her handkerchief and waved it. Like

Walter R. Brooks

#24. prevent it from drying out you can place a damp piece

Sarah Franklin

#25. Like sex in Victorian England, the reality of Big Business today is our big dirty secret.

Ralph Nader

#26. What other's think of you is their opinions. Never seek to please people.Be yourself.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#27. I felt like I had proof that not all days are the same length, not all time has the same weight. Proof that there are worlds and worlds and worlds on top of worlds, if you want them to be there.

Carol Rifka Brunt

#28. What we want to do is reform the welfare system in the way that Tony Blair talked about 13 years ago but never achieved - a system that was created for the days after the Second World War. That prize is now I think achievable.

Iain Duncan Smith

#29. The only place in the world that nothing has to be explained to me is the South.

Woodrow Wilson

#30. It is natural selection that gives direction to changes, orients chance, and slowly, progressively produces more complex structures, new organs, and new species. Novelties come from previously unseen association of old material. To create is to recombine.

Francois Jacob

#31. This jeweled coast does not shine for its gems are coated with grit.

Bryant A. Loney

#32. Only in California could the night air be lit not by fireflies, but radioactive porn star cumshots.

C.Z. Hazard