Top 100 Quotes About Orgasms
#1. Back then I confused passions and orgasms with love. It look me years to realize the two weren't synonymous.
Terry McMillan
#2. Vacations are like orgasms. There's no such thing as a bad one.
Al Daltrey
#3. His anger seemed out of proportion to the crime. Men. Give them an orgasm and they want ... well, probably more orgasms.
Kate Meader
#4. You're not in love with him. You're just happy to be here. Really supremely fucking happy. And all hopped up on the fresh air and orgasms.
Melanie Harlow
#5. Sixteen times a year, all thirty-two NFL teams give us what we're looking for: speed, skill, violence, fantasy league orgasms and a final score. No confusion. No doubt. No indecision. A winner and a loser.
Mike Barnicle
#6. I think that marijuana makes you stupid but sensual. I've watched many of my friends and loved ones become more erotic and dumber - just going around with a glazed expression on their faces from their last orgasms to the next - and found them really quite boring.
Timothy Leary
#7. Fucking men makes me have repeated orgasms. Fucking boys makes me angry."
Kelli from Scott Hildreth's Baby Girl
Scott Hildreth
#8. Believe me, you need regular orgasms or you'll become a very unhappy woman.
Anonymous
#9. Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.
Suze Orman
#10. Arthritic toothless people who love orgasms are more likely to reproduce than are limber, toothy people who do not.
Daniel M. Gilbert
#11. That was okay for you?"
"No, that made my orgasms have orgasms, so it was anything but okay.
Debra Anastasia
#12. I don't know how I feel about that. I mean, I'm not an idiot. I don't live in a magical bubble where orgasms fall from the sky and land in a woman's bed every time she has sex. I know they fake it sometimes.
Elle Kennedy
#13. Dios, she'd never come so hard in her life. How many people died this way? How would he ever explain to the ambulance crews that he'd chained his girlfriend out on the deck and killed her with too many orgasms?
Cherise Sinclair
#14. I wish," I said. "I could save orgasms in a jar for when I need them, because I think I have a few extra.
Charlaine Harris
#15. Rune the Insatiable. he buffed his black claws. "Wringing orgasms and breaking hearts for eons.
Kresley Cole
#16. Her perfume or soap or whatever it was reminded him of sandalwood and something else.
Oh, right ... orgasms.
J.R. Ward
#17. I've faked orgasms before, but this is the first time I've faked not having an orgasm.
Sarah Kane
#18. From earlier orgasms. He was slow and steady with his pace, less rough than he often tended to be, his usual sex talk absent. But, because of the things we'd shared, his measured thrusts felt raw, more intent on
Laurelin Paige
#19. Opinions are like orgasms ... mine matters most and I really don't care if you have one.
Sylvia Plath
#20. Maybe that was why the French called orgasms "las petites morts": because the things that bring us passion tend to slip past our defenses, to creep insidiously into every facet of our consciousnesses and kill us as ruthlessly, and efficiently, as any drug.
Nenia Campbell
#21. Suffering pain is what made you a woman. Most of the milestones in a woman's life were accompanied by pain, like her first time having sex or birthing a child. For men, it was all orgasms and champagne.
Brit Bennett
#22. Orgasms are God's way of saying He's sorry about periods and cramps.
Anonymous
#23. V poured himself some Goose and sat down on the bed. The rack was covered with hardened wax, blood, her arousal, and the results of his orgasms. It had been a messy session. But the acceptable ones always were. He
J.R. Ward
#24. Does sex make life worth living? Didn't you say, the other day, 'Our lives are only as good as our orgasms'?
Hanif Kureishi
#25. Uh, I'm thankful for you all, even if you get on my nerves sometimes," Carmine said. "Oh, and orgasms ... definitely thankful for those.
J.M. Darhower
#26. It's up to the man to not be offended when she tells him what she needs. He shouldn't say, "I know that!" And he shouldn't say, "The woman that I had before you had ten orgasms without her telling me anything!"
Ruth Westheimer
#27. I have to physically attracted to someone. But I can't just be with someone just because it's great sex. Because orgasms don't last long enough.
Courteney Cox
#28. Maybe they're not "real" orgasms, since they're always when I'm alone. It's like that question: If a tree falls in the woods and no one hears it, does it make a sound? Probably solo orgasms don't count if a boy isn't there to witness them. To cause them.
Elana K. Arnold
#29. The last few strokes filled me with searing heat, electric pulses surging through my body and my soul, as our orgasms burst forth together, a million nerve endings suddenly flashing like twin rockets exploding fireworks, the multitude of sparks joining with a billion stars in the heavens above.
Simone Freier
#30. I'd lived through six of these and had intimate details. No way that shit was happening with me. Some over-the-top macho guy forcing his way into my life, taking it over and bossing me around?
Unh-unh.
I didn't care if it came with regular orgasms. That shit was not for me.
Kristen Ashley
#31. Nope. That's right, girl, Shirleen does not understand. So what trauma are we up against now?" Shirleen's eyes moved to me. "You havin' too many orgasms or what?
Kristen Ashley
#33. Josh, I had three fucking orgasms, of course I liked it, but it can't happen again. You were being all bossy and broody, and you know that makes me want to rip off my panties and yell 'here, have at it'.
Rachel Brookes
#34. I think it's a major epidemic in women, faking orgasms. So many women in this world feel like they are put on this planet to please men, that they have to fake, and they never worry about their own pleasure.
Jenna Jameson
#35. Earrings are like orgasms. You can never have too many."
" I never thought about it quite that way."
Well, you're a man. " She gave his knee a friendly pat.
Nora Roberts
#36. Now? I'm just another female faking orgasms to make a man not feel so inadequate.
Jess C. Scott
#37. I hated having to be someplace on time, it took away so many potential orgasms.
Gini Koch
#38. His jaw clenched and he wanted nothing more than to shake sense into her. Or just kiss her and give her as many damn orgasms as it took for her to see reason.
Katie Reus
#39. 80% of the women who were asked if they fake orgasms said yes. Actually, they said Yes! Oh God, Yes!
George Lopez
#40. I secretly hoped if Grim could enjoy happy hour on level thirteen, I was allowed to enjoy mind-blowing orgasms in Heaven. It was supposed to be paradise, right?
Tara West
#41. I have a word problem for you." "I'm listening" "If Naz forgoes sleep, and Karissa gets naked, how many orgasms can he give her before sun up?
J.M. Darhower
#42. I c-can promise it," he said. "It's what I d-do, remember? I m-make magic happen."
Katie smiled. "That's not magic. That's orgasms."
"Same thing.
Ruthie Knox
#43. Girls can fake orgasms, but boys can fake love.
Daniel Tosh
#44. I think this reason why girls don't do well on multiple choice tests goes all the way back to the Bible, all the way back to Genesis, Adam and Eve. God said, 'All right, Eve, multiple choice or multiple orgasms, what's it going to be?' We all know what was chosen.
Rush Limbaugh
#45. A nice note, Addy? You're calling the best orgasms we've ever had nice?"
She canted her head, wryness in the motion. "Speak for yourself, Callaghan.
Kate Meader
#46. It's better this way anyways. I probably need to find someone to settle down with. It's about that time. Have the two point five kids, fake orgasms, and wallow in a stagnant career.
Rachel Robinson
#47. Orgasms are so much stronger when tempered in the flames of darkened desires and cooled in the waters of emotions.
Hedone
#49. What I'm trying to say is that I'll always be there for you, Tara. You need someone to help you, I'm your guy. You need a couple or three orgasms? I'm your personal toy. You need to let off some steam, someone to yell at, I'll be your doormat ...
Jill Shalvis
#50. It looks like half the enjoyment is just having Heaven in our hearts and Heaven in our Homes, feeling Heaven in our bodies in the thrilling love and love-making that we have here and now on Earth in those ecstatic orgasms of the Spirit and the flesh, but also looking forward to Heaven to come!
David Berg
#51. She was one of those rare women who recognized that life is finite and saw orgasms as a wonderful distraction.
Anonymous
#52. She finally understood that sex was never about orgasms. Sex was merely a vehicle to achieve connection. It wasn't the destination that mattered - only the journey.
Joshua Edward Smith
#53. 5% of women have true multiple orgasms only through intercourse and these women typically find oral sex uncomfortable.
Gail Saltz
#54. Hey, don't you ever fake orgasms with me."
She huffed. "I don't get why guys get so pissed when girls do that. Hell, your gender can fake an actual relationship.
Suzanne Wright
#55. There's a saying that there's no such thing as a bad orgasm, which may be true. But without a doubt, there are some orgasms that are more intense and more electrifying than others.
Al Daltrey
#56. I consider the 70s to be the youth of old age. So all you women out there who are afraid of getting older, just keep your orgasms in place, eat a lot of vegetables, take exercise, and you'll be fine.
Betty Dodson
#57. He turned to look at her. "We've some talking to do."
"Didn't we do that on the plane ride over here?"
"I doona remember talking. I remember kissing, touching, and many orgasms, but no talking.
Donna Grant
#58. Orgasms are nice, but revolutions are better.
Gail Dines
#59. The goal is soccer's orgasm. And like orgasms, goals have become an ever less frequent occurrence in modern life.
Eduardo Galeano
#60. But you're worth crying over. So i've decided you're staying here with me all night - or at least until I've given you twenty-seven orgasms.' Gina found herself a bit breathless. 'Twenty-seven? That's a very specific number.' 'I'm a very specific sort of man. Now each up.
Katie Fforde
#61. Orgasms are a myth. Like good credit scores.
Kelly Moran
#62. Speaking of Oscars, I would win overwhelmingly if the Academy gave an Oscar for faking orgasms. I have done some of my best acting convincing my partners I was in the throes of ecstasy.
Marilyn Monroe
#63. I can still remember what I was like when I was sixteen. It was hell to be that excited. Then as now, orgasms gave no relief. Ten minutes after an orgasm, guess what? Nothing would do but that you have another one. And there was homework besides!
Kurt Vonnegut
#64. In a relationship you have to communicate, which means listening to her talk. Ladies, you fake orgasms. We fake listening.
Alonzo Bodden
#65. The bartender's eyes went beyond me to the Rock Chicks and he said, "Eleven screaming orgasms, comin' right up." Phew. All right, fine. That wasn't so hard. I could do this. I could buy shots for the girls.
Kristen Ashley
#66. I'm not hung up on numbers, but I do like giving multiple orgasms.
V. Theia
#68. In a carefully prepared, loving LSD session, a woman will inevitably have several hundred orgasms.
Timothy Leary
#69. Someday every woman will have orgasms- like every family has color TV- and we can all get on with the business of life.
Erica Jong
#71. This cock is mine Jack. All mine and I will do what I want with it. What you need to understand is that your orgasms belong to me. They are my gift to you and I will give or withhold them for my pleasure. (Ella - Lost and Found)
Megan Fields
#72. I always wanted and enjoyed sex, but I never put much importance on scoring or having an athletic sex life. I guess I define myself more by my career and my commitment to a relationship than by my ability to have a lot of chicks or achieve ten orgasms in an evening.
George Carlin
#73. Orgasms, for her, had been what she faked with a man and provided herself when she was alone,
Linda Howard
#74. Sometimes, the medication that lifts depression also kills our drive and mutes our orgasms. So sex suffers either way: be happier on meds and feel dead "down there," or be miserable because you can't get out of bed much less want to get back in.
Laurie Watson
#75. She looked back at him, her lips curving into an incredulous smile. "The man who just gave me the best orgasms of my life is asking me out on a date?"
"Um... yeah?"
"Um...okay.
Kathy Lyons
#76. There you are," she says flinging her arms. "And just as I suspected. I've been worrying my ass off and you've been having multiple orgasms at the end of a Greek god's penis. Figures.
M. Leighton
#77. Females do not have orgasms every time they have sex.
Sue Johanson
#78. What are friends for, but to help each other get through bad times and have multiple orgasms?
Elizabeth Morgan
#79. Braden did not look amused. "Not even twenty our hours in and this arrangement is already exhausting the fuck out of me."
"Well you've given me four orgasms. That oughta take it out of a guy.
Samantha Young
#80. Bloody talk about bloody orgasms with your own bloody woman not mine," Barrons said tightly. "You don't know a thing about her orgasms and never will.
Karen Marie Moning
#81. I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
Adam Carolla
#82. The truth is she was a fearless apprentice but lacked all talent for guided fornication. She never understood the charm of serenity in bed, never had a moment of invention, and her orgasms were inopportune and epidermic.
Gabriel Garcia Marquez
#83. What do you think about having some orgasms to celebrate?
Thea Harrison
#84. Better than an orgasm? Clearly the woman was having lousy orgasms.
Amy Andrews
#85. Fifty percent of the women in this country are not having orgasms. If that were true of the male population, it would be declared a national emergency.
Margo St. James
#86. I think my work here is done. Breakfast and multiple orgasms...You won't get that at your favorite diner.
Toni Aleo
#88. Of course you are. Then you're going to give me multiple orgasms and pay off my mortgage too. I saw this movie, pal. It was in the fantasy section. (Isa)
Jeaniene Frost
#89. When they figure out how to bottle up orgasms and sell them as a food additive, I'll be first in line.
Nenia Campbell
#90. I could fuck you senseless right here, right now, and give the women watching orgasms. That, sweetheart, is how good I am.
Tabatha Vargo
#91. The sexual revolution produced cultural convulsions that were unparalleled in the 20th century. The female sex was historically sexualized and required to have orgasms for the first time. Sexual "deviants," particularly homosexuals, achieved partial emancipation.
Volkmar Sigusch
#92. I watched him suck on the bag and I shivered involuntarily at the sudden memory of Jameson's fangs sliding into my neck. I vividly remembered the instant feeling of ecstasy that overtook my body last night when he fed from me and the intense orgasms that followed.
J.L. McCoy
#93. No matter how many orgasms you have, if you have any common sense to begin with, it always comes back.
Linda Howard
#94. Liking can get in the way of lusting a lot of the times. Some of my best orgasms have come from men I wanted to beat into unconsciousness. You know, after they were done fucking me." "It
Tiffany Reisz
#95. Final statement: Not all women want marriage and children; many want only orgasms and pets. Never forget that.
Paulo Coelho
#96. I am a woman. I don't always act rationally, especially when it's a week before my period, my brain was still strung out from orgasms, and I was looking at another woman's lipstick on my man.
Alessandra Torre
#97. What is sexual in a high heel is the arch of the foot, because it is exactly the position of a woman's foot when she orgasms ... So putting your foot in a heel, you are putting yourself in a possibly orgasmic situation.
Christian Louboutin
#98. Powered by orgasms is so much better then be powered by instagrams
Jimy Time
#99. Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.
Sharon Stone
#100. the Eureka moment felt like a thousand orgasms all at once, except not as messy.
John Green
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