Top 59 Quotes About Mondays
#1. Yet as the evening of Sunday came on, a sadness as of death would overtake me, for at nine o'clock I had to return to school, where everything was cold and strange and severe - where the governesses, on Mondays, lost their tempers, and nipped my ears, and made me cry.
Fyodor Dostoyevsky
#3. I normally work out six days a week. I'll do Pilates on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays, and I'll do cardio on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays.
Rachel Nichols
#4. I love weekends. Just like everyone else, I get to rest on weekends and go out with friends. I hate Mondays.
Kim Yuna
#5. If you had to work 14 hour days, Mondays to Fridays, then you have to keep Saturdays and Sundays sacred.
Nicole Ari Parker
#6. Mondays are the start of the work week which offer new beginnings 52 times a year!
David Dweck
#7. You might as well say that a certain philosophy can be believed on Mondays, but cannot be believed on Tuesdays. You
G.K. Chesterton
#8. I don't know about you, but I like to fall in love on Mondays. This way if things go south right away you still have the weekend.
Dov Davidoff
#9. Mondays I sleep. I go in at ten, do my lift, watch the game from the day before. Tuesday is off, but I go in, lift, watch film. Then I have French toast with my sister.
Ndamukong Suh
#10. I gain my freedom on the day the moon loses her daughter, if that occurs in a week when two Mondays come together. I await it with patience.
Neil Gaiman
#11. I like to do 'Garfield Mondays': lasagna and napping in a box.
Chris Pratt
#12. I hate Mondays - I hate that feeling you've got to get yourself up.
Bruce Forsyth
#13. If one could read fluently, confidently, in every known language, one would have no need of translators or translations; one could read Homer on Mondays, Akhmatova on Tuesdays, Swahili poets on Wednesdays, and so on.
Abraham Verghese
#14. It can't be Sunday every day. There are also Mondays and Tuesdays.
George Weah
#15. I don't believe we have a professional self from Mondays through Fridays and a real self for the rest of the time.
Sheryl Sandberg
#16. Whatever the mistakes or faults of the past have been, I feel that on New Years and birthdays, and even on Mondays, I can clean off the slate, so to speak, and start all over.
Grace May North
#17. Off. Whoever said Mondays sucked had obviously never woken up to a naked Gideon Cross.
Sylvia Day
#18. If each day is a gift, I'd like to know where to return Mondays!
John Wagner
#19. I watch just as much WWE as almost anyone, but I love to. It's something I enjoy doing. I don't force myself to watch. I get excited for Mondays. I get excited to see the show.
John Cena
#20. It's no wonder Bob Geldof knows so much about famine - he's been dining out on I Don't Like Mondays for 30 years,
Russell Brand
#21. I've had days when I go in my bedroom for 24 hours at a time. I call them my Cilla Black days, and they're literally black days. It's like the old Boomtown Rats song 'I Don't Like Mondays.' You just want to shut the whole day down.
Cilla Black
#22. Mondays are the potholes in the road of life.
Tom Wilson
#23. Saturdays and Mondays were Sundays' bookends. On Saturdays preachers were neurotic planning what they would say, and on Mondays they were neurotic for having said it."7
Calvin Miller
#24. I like sunrises, Mondays, and new seasons. God seems to be saying,"with me you can always start afresh.
Ada Lum
#25. Like any normal people, we suffered from fatigue, especially on Mondays, but that was until we decided to adopt a new simple habit that revolutionized our mornings. We now start every morning with a refreshing cocktail with our breakfast, and this gives us strength and energy to start the day.
Nitzan Smulevici
#26. Some dogma, we are told, was credible in the twelfth century, but is not credible in the twentieth. You might as well say that a certain philosophy can be believed on Mondays, but cannot be believed on Tuesdays.
G.K. Chesterton
#27. We sealed it with a kiss, and with the kiss, we sealed what would eventually become an engagement, a marriage, a Cape Cod, a dog, grilled cheese sandwiches on Mondays, and everything in between.
Lindsay Detwiler
#28. Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana
#29. Labor Day is really the last sweet taste of summer. One final pardon before all your Mondays become Mondays again.
Emma Mills
#30. Starting at age four, my mom decided that she was not going to have an idle child in the house. So I started taking dance lessons on Tuesdays and Thursdays, and then I was in acting classes on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, and I was also modeling on Saturdays. And that was my childhood.
Chandra Wilson
#31. She'd call us her bee-utiful girls and take us for hot chocolate on Mondays, because Fridays didn't deserve all the attention. It was funny. I used to think of myself as a Monday and Ellen as a Friday. But Mondays and Fridays were just twenty-four-hour stretches of time with different names.
Julie Murphy
#33. Louis Armstrong on Mondays, Frank Sinatra on Wednesdays, Glenn Miller on Fridays, and Mozart on Sundays. Unless it was raining. If it's raining, it's always Billie Holiday.
Clare Vanderpool
#34. Mondays are just like Sam from Clarissa Explains it All. They just show up through the damn window whenever the hell they feel like it.
Shannon Woodward
#35. Like the song says, rainy days and Mondays always get ya down.
Haruki Murakami
#36. I've always hated Mondays, the whole lot of them. Too much whiplash, snapping the tired masses to attention. God's way, perhaps, of reminding us that we are not masters of our fate, no matter how deluded we became during the weekend respite.
Jonathan Hull
#37. You don't usually work Mondays, do you? What about Tuesday?
I grinned. She knew I didn't work on Monday. That meant she was aware of my schedule. Nice. We were both creepers.
Helena Hunting
#38. Most people hate Mondays because most people do not know the incredible beauty of being simply existed in any day whatsoever!
Mehmet Murat Ildan
#39. Tuesdays are the worst. They are the spoiled leftovers of Mondays, repackaged with a new expiry date.
Sorin Suciu
#40. Spirituality is the sacred center out of which all life comes, including Mondays and Tuesdays and rainy Saturday afternoons in all their mundane and glorious detail ... The spiritual journey is the soul's life commingling with ordinary life.
Christina Baldwin
#42. I dreaded Mondays. They always loomed up before their time, like some quiet, inescapable, energy-sucking demon.
M.K. Schiller
#43. It was a strangely disorienting feeling, to have something you'd relied on for so long start to change, like finding out that gravity no longer worked on Mondays.
Maggie Stiefvater
#44. On Mondays and Fridays in early May, nearly 18,000 children-the equivalent of all the elementary students in suburban Glencoe, Wilmette, Glenview, Kenilworth, Winnetka, Deerfield, Highland Park and Evanston-are assigned to classes with no teacher.
Jonathan Kozol
#45. They only had Saturdays, because Mondays were a little bit too close to Sundays for Sunday's liking, as if Monday were a collapsed star in the week's solar system, with an excessive gravitational pull.
Matt Haig
#46. Tell me why ... I don't like Mondays ...
Bob Geldof
#47. If each Monday morning, you make a choice to move into the new work week with renewed commitment and passion, you can change all areas of your life. You can truly change your Mondays and change your life.
David Cottrell
#48. So, that was the original Happy Mondays line-up before Bez joined. Shaun Ryder, Paul Ryder, Mark Day, Paul Davis and Gaz Whelan. X, Horse, Cowhead, Knobhead and No Arse.
Shaun Ryder
#49. Cops before breakfast. Before coffee even. As if Mondays weren't bad enough.
Josh Lanyon
#50. So, now I am left with two unfortunate facts in my life. Mondays are creepy Chuck day, and even my mother thinks I'm getting desperate in the man department.
Lindsay Detwiler
#51. Mondays are a good day to make statements, not Friday.
Ernie Els
#52. I do my podcast on Mondays for a specific reason. A lot of people go to work and don't like their jobs. If you give people something to laugh about, it's good.
Bill Burr
#53. The awfulness of Monday mornings is the world's greatest common denominator. To the millionaire and the coolie it is the same, because there can be nothing worse.
Kenneth Fearing
#54. When it's only Monday and my bestie is already having a horrible week, I start hunting for memes to send him so that in amongst all the pain and misery he can get really annoyed that his whatsapp is going every two minutes with pointless pictures taking up all of the space on his phone.
C.S. Woolley
#55. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.
Steven Wright
#56. One day. One damn day since I talked with Hayles. I've never been more happy for a Monday.
Becca Ann
#57. This is proof that Monday wants me dead...Wednesday wouldn't do this to me. It's laid back. Friday actually likes me! But Monday is a bitter, backstabbing treacherous day." - Thradly the Goblin.
Arthur Daigle
#58. So. Monday. We meet again.
We will never be friends - but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more-positive partnership.
Julio Alexi Genao
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