John Wagner Quotes & Sayings

Top 8 John Wagner Quotes

#1. Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up.

#2. Thanks to the invention of the telescope, planets that are 100 billion miles away look to be only 50 billion miles away.

#3. Wipe your mouth,
there's still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips.

#4. I guess sometimes you just have to fight your battles.

#5. There's a thrill in going someplace you aren't supposed to go. The place should come down.

#6. In this city, we've got a saying: once is coincidence, twice is a booking offense!

-Judge Dredd

#7. If each day is a gift, I'd like to know where to return Mondays!

#8. Everything slows down with age, except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips.