Life Sarcastic Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 36 Quotes About Life Sarcastic

#1. Brave lodgings for one, brave lodgings for one,
A few feet of cold earth, when life is done;
A stone at the head, a stone at the feet,
A rich, juicy meal for the worms to eat;
Rank grass over head, and damp clay around,
Brave lodgings for one, these, in holy ground! - Author: Charles Dickens
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#2. God is always willing to give you the best life possible. If you change your mind at any time you are free to go back to enjoying hell. - Author: Shannon L. Alder
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#3. I'll bet your father spent the first year of your life throwing rocks at the stork. - Author: Irving Brecher
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#4. I am sarcastic and dry, but I also have a pretty huge zest for life. - Author: Krysten Ritter
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#5. Kelly was not going to remove her glasses. No matter what the television said about it being safe to do during the 'totality'. The television also told her she wouldn't age if she bought expensive creams and pills. - Author: Guillermo Del Toro
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#6. I'll never understand ninety-nine percent of humanity. - Enoch - Author: Ransom Riggs
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#7. I've lived my life devoid of the whole teenage angst for so long, I'm not sure I can handle all this. I'm not built dor it. - Author: Lindsey Ouimet
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#8. She is a water bug on the surface of life. - Author: Gloria Steinem
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#9. Son, my dad said, every man needs a bitter, resentful woman in his life. Because there's nothing more touching to a mother's heart than to know that her son thinks of her constantly. - Author: David C. Holley
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#10. While you were out JUDGING others, you left your closet door open...and guess what fell out!....Ooops - Author: Karen Gibbs
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#11. Connect by listening well and speaking relevantly without being prejudiced or sarcastic. Learn to listen with your eyes as much as you listen with your ears. Generate interest in the person and subject, that way people will become more interested in you. - Author: Archibald Marwizi
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#12. The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#13. Don't take life too seriously. - Author: RuPaul
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#14. I'm sure you heard a lot of sarcastic remarks when you first arrived, but by the time I got there, to everyone else you were just a part of the party. But unlike everyone else, you were the whole reason I came. - Author: Jay Asher
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#15. I wish I could say I'm low maintenance, but I like some of the finer things in life ... like a toothbrush. - Author: M.A. George
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#16. Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television. - Author: David Letterman
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#17. Everyone has the right to run his own life- even if you're heading for a crash. What I'm against is blind flying. - Author: Mae West
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#18. Take care with the words you speak, it's best to keep them sweet..... because you never know when you might have to eat them! - Author: Karen Gibbs
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#19. I suppose there are a lot of reasons to be jaded or sarcastic or bitter in life, but I hang on to the reasons why life is beautiful. - Author: Kelli O'Hara
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#20. She was a sarcastic bitch and when she was pissed off the sarcasm took on a life of it's own. - Author: Suzanne Wrightt
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#21. I don't fancy myself as a very sarcastic person in real life. - Author: Reggie Lee
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#22. It's weird, marriage. It's like this license that gives a person the legal right to control their spouse / their 'other half. - Author: Jess C. Scott
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#23. Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story - Author: Ashleigh Brilliant
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#24. For hearts that are kindly, with virtue and peace, and not seeking blindly a hoard to increase; for those who are grieving o'er life's sordid plan; for souls still believing in heaven and man; for homes that are lowly with love at the board; for things th - Author: Walter Mason Camp
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#25. It's not that we have more patience as we grow older, it's just that we're too tired to care about all the pointless drama - Author: Karen Gibbs
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#26. Pushing forty? She's hanging on for dear life. - Author: Ivy Compton-Burnett
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#27. My life is worth living said the Scorpion and showed his sting. - Author: Kristian Goldmund Aumann
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#28. Some of us are looking at the stars, but all of us are living in the gutter. - Author: Vann Chow
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#29. I know that there are several people in my life that I love that probably have no idea, but there are plenty of people I love that have been the subject of a "well-placed" sarcastic comment. - Author: Will Walker
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#30. She decided to make his life as terrible, tragic and complicated as possible, so that some day Percy Jackson would have a really hard time writing about it. - Author: Rick Riordan
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#31. If you are rude, cynical, habitually-sarcastic or pessimistic, your life options are going to be very limited. - Author: Bryant McGill
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#32. Unalloyed Joy of Life has become a trademark; starting from the day, when the world economy has come to a standstill. - Author: Kristian Goldmund Aumann
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#33. Sarcasm is weird. Even not in acting, in life I feel like 'sarcastic' is a word that people use to describe me sometimes so when I meet someone, it's almost like they feel like they have to also be sarcastic, but it can sometimes just come off as mean if it's not used in the right way. - Author: Aubrey Plaza
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#34. If you wish to be part of my life, the door is always open.The door remains open if you choose to leave..but don't just hover in the doorway with indecision because you're blocking the traffic! - Author: Karen Gibbs
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#35. While I still did not know what self- actualization that sat on the top level of the pyramid meant, I could believe
that if I knew I would be able to say something positive about it as well in
my life. - Author: Vann Chow
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#36. A person who can laugh and go with life does not demand to be in control, which is why the most controlling people may be sarcastic but lack an authentic sense of humor. - Author: Richard Rohr
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