Sarcastic Humorsm Quotes

#1. Because we can expect future generations to be richer than we are, no matter what we do about resources, asking us to refrain from using resources now so that future generations can have them later is like asking the poor to make gifts to the rich.

Julian Simon

#2. He leaned in and kissed her, because now that he knew he could, he planned on kissing her every chance he got.

Lauren Myracle

#3. And, I think that is actually appropriate because I'm really not the world's best programmer, I think it's a good thing that I'm not touching the code.

Brian Behlendorf

#4. I like to pick my own vegetables.

Shelley Duvall

#5. In the soldier we see the love of country. When you are willing to go onto a battlefield and give your life to defend an ideal ... knowing that you may not live through day.

Frederick Lenz

#6. Men never forget true love. They always remember all the women they couldn't have.

Ljupka Cvetanova

#7. I think golf can be one of those places where we act and we hope that people act as we would like them to act all the time.

Condoleezza Rice

#8. The biggest terrorist is George W. Bush.

Cindy Sheehan

#9. There is no prescribed route to follow to arrive at a new idea. You have to make the intuitive leap.

Stephen Hawking

#10. We should conserve evil just as we should conserve the forests. It is true that by thinning and clearing the forests the earth grew warmer.

Friedrich Nietzsche

#11. How do you create a film that can reach millions of people and engage them in the subject? You have to take risks and try something new.

Sam Branson

#12. They say sweethearts and squabbles are like flowers and rain. Takes both to make it springtime.

Pamela Morsi

#13. The Commander assigned jobs based on skills and intelligence, not on gender.

Maria V. Snyder