Quotes About Hamsters

#1. Goldfish and hamsters and white mice and even the little seed in the Styrofoam cup - they all die. So do we.

Robert Fulghum

#2. There were cats; cats I was wildly attached to - my husband and I spoke in cat voices. Once the marriage was over, I never thought of the cats again (until I wrote about them in a novel and disguised them as hamsters).

Nora Ephron

#3. They gave me drugs and told me to see a gallbladder specialist to make sure the stone had passed. I told them that hamsters can only blink one eye at a time. I considered this a fair trade but they billed my insurance company anyway.

Jenny Lawson

#4. Supposedly nobody outside the group knew there was a group. Of course we all knew that wasn't true. High school was like the little clear plastic tunnels that Paul's hamsters lived in: you could run a long way but never get out, and always, everyone could see you.

John Barnes

#5. We sometimes feel like hamsters on a wheel, covering the same musical ground we did 20 or more years ago.

Bent Saether

#6. There is no relationship. Women, like men, women, children, babies hamsters.
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Alice Thomas Ellis

#7. Hamsters being notorious draggers and rearrangers of stuff they can't eat but feel compelled to fuck with anyway, somehow - and

David Foster Wallace

#8. Chadron had a water tower, grain elevators, a tanning salon, a video rental store, a small liberal arts college, a Hardee's, a stoplight, and a curling yellow sign in the pet store window that read, 'Hamsters and Tarantulas Featured Today.'

Poe Ballantine

#9. Feral hamsters are not pets. They mean business.

David Foster Wallace

#10. History's best thinkers eventually concluded that our flaws were too powerful to trust with freedom. Thus we've been groomed as hamsters in a wheel that benefits a laughing few. No more great works will be accomplished under the regime, because beauty is not democratic or profitable.

D.B.C. Pierre

#11. What if hamsters fought in the American Revolution?

Colin Mochrie

#12. There is no reciprocity. Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters.

Alice Thomas Ellis

#13. And then the turbines generate electricity that goes into the whole town."
"You mean they aren't powered by giant hamsters on wheels? I was misinformed.

Michael Grant

#14. If you put two pregnant hamsters in the same cage, you know what they'll do? Eat each other. Female hormones are like undetonated warheads. There's just no telling when they're going to go the fuck off.

Emma Chase

#15. the only thing in his head was a couple of drunk hamsters stumbling towards the wheel.

R.C. Dilan

#16. Hamsters. We have other names for them; rats, weasels, rodents, but with their fine, golden fur, round faces and whiskers, what they most look like are hamsters.

Craig Alanson

#17. I always find cardio the most monotonous. Running on a treadmill shows me why hamsters are so crazy.

Luke Evans

#18. The thing is, we have to let go of all blame, all attacking, all judging, to free our inner selves to attract what we say we want. Until we do, we are hamsters in a cage chasing our own tails and wondering why we aren't getting the results we seek.

Joe Vitale

#19. I don't believe in happy endings. Children have got to face death sooner or later. Granny and Grandpa die, dogs die, cats die, gerbils and those frightful things - what are they called? - hamsters: all die like flies. So there's no point avoiding it.

Raymond Briggs

#20. The world's tragedy is that men love women, women love children, and children love hamsters.

Joanna Trollope

#21. Like I said before, kids were okay from a distance, but I didn't think they'd ever replace hamsters.

Janet Evanovich

#22. The Hamsters really kick ass - Slim is one of your greatest guitar players

Walter Trout

#23. If the sun were made of hamsters, the earth would be incinerated.

Michael Schumacher

#24. She have to go pick up prescription, so I watch Sophie for short time. And tiny bears are happy when I go in bathroom."
"Hamsters, Mrs. Korjev, not bears."
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"I've got her now," Charlie said. "One of you stay with her while I get rid of the H-A-M-S-T-E-R-S."
"He mean the tiny bears.

Christopher Moore

#25. I'm holding a super-expandable energy-powered towel. I've made friends with space hamsters. I think we've stretched believability rather far, don't you?

Michael S. Atkinson

#26. Did you know that New Hampshire has more hamsters per capita than any other state?

Jennifer Lynn Barnes

#27. The noise of the herd is tornadic, locomotival. The expression on the hamsters' whiskered faces is businesslike and implacable-it's that implacable-herd expression.

David Foster Wallace

#28. I love the hamster but I think if I took him on tour he might die.

Lauren Mayberry

#29. Now, for the first time in my life, I empathize 100 percent with Fluff McFly. My heart is beating at hamster-speed and I am throwing my eyes around the room, looking for some way out.

Robin Sloan

#30. The hamster-powered hat is the same as any other hat. It keeps your head warm and looks smart," the inventor said. "The hamster generates heat by running on the wheel. If you get a big enough hamster, it will keep your whole face warm.

Mark Jackman

#31. I feel so agitated all the time, like a hamster in search of a wheel.

Carrie Fisher

#32. I don't believe in reincarnation, and I didn't believe in it when I was a hamster.

Shane Richie