Quotes About Drooling

#1. I don't have a wife, I don't have any kids, I don't have any addictions that keep me drooling on the couch, and I'm kind of target oriented.

Henry Rollins

#2. Imagine what will happen to this nation if large numbers of American women start using the Wonderbra. It will be catastrophic. The male half of the population will be nothing but mindless drooling Zombies of Lust. Granted, this is also true now, but it will be even worse.

Dave Barry

#3. Seven Ages: first puking and mewling
Then very pissed-off with your schooling
Then fucks, and then fights
Next judging chaps' rights
Then sitting in slippers: then drooling.

Robert Conquest

#4. Sex, Emma thought. It curdled the mind and turned one into a drooling idiot. She had firsthand knowledge.

Kate Rothwell

#5. Swimming in bewilderment, Fiona somehow managed to remain relatively calm while the man who'd starred in her dreams for months sat beside her on the sofa. Relatively calm - in her dictionary - loosely translated to not drooling or humiliating herself.

Candis Terry

#6. I heard what I'd learned against my will to identify as new age music. Aimless and spacey, it meandered from unresolved keyboard chord to unresolved keyboard chord with some somnolent noodling in place of melody. Drooling pianos, music to sleepwalk by.

Timothy Hallinan

#7. No one can be healed of death. All they can do is tame it. Death is a wild animal, sharp-fanged. I am just trying to build a cage to keep it locked in. It is there, beside me, drooling as it waits to devour me. The bars of the cage that protect me are made of paper.

Antoine Leiris

#8. Don't chase women, they will chase you. They are like horses in a pasture: if you don't go drooling over her, she is going to want to know why.

Piers Morgan

#9. People think being in your seventies means sitting around in a chair with a blanket over your legs, drooling.

Don Rickles

#10. It was a little insulting to admit that a drooling dolt like Coulter might be right about something, but after all, Isaac Newton didn't reject gravity just because the apple had a low IQ.

Jeff Lindsay

#11. Since I enjoy intelligent conversation, I generally want an IQ that's larger than the bra size."

"So, if I'm a drooling idiot, you'll leave me alone?

Ann Bruce

#12. His body was a freaking masterpiece that could easily turn any girl into a drooling sex addict.

Kendall Ryan

#13. More to the point, I am fifty-eight. I need grandchildren before my decline. It's not right for two generations of the family to be drooling at the same time.

Tessa Dare

#14. My youngest boy went mad. He sits drooling on the porch, trying to play the cat like an accordion. He's been scratched some.

H.P. Lovecraft

#15. Dex has always had an aura of cool about him but right now he could be just about any dork drooling over his idol. What a twatwaffle.

Karina Halle

#16. How long was I asleep?" she whispered. He didn't respond.
"How long was I asleep?" she asked again, and noticed a hint of red in his cheeks.
"You were asleep, too?"
"Until you began drooling on my shoulder.

Sarah J. Maas

#17. Hey. Hands off.",
"Please. Please, please, soooo pretty. Lemme just have one little touch."
"Peabody, isn't it embarrassing enough you're wearing pink cowboy boots, again, without standing here drooling on my coat?

J.D. Robb

#18. MORE THAN ONCE I'VE AWAKENED WITH
TEARS RUNNING DOWN MY CHEEKS.
I HAVE HAD TO THINK WHETHER
I WAS CRYING OR WHETHER IT
IS INVOLUNTARY, LIKE DROOLING.

Jenny Holzer

#19. ...how crazy things have to get before I ended up drooling all over a strait jacket with my name on it at Happyville Manor.

Gayla Drummond

#20. Whenever you start to feel sorry for yourself, always remember that there are a lot of people out there who are amazingly talented and make you look like a drooling Neanderthal.

Robert Leland Taylor

#21. Blood is thicker than water,
The young man said
As he knifed his friend
For a drooling old bitch
And a house full of lies.

Ernest Hemingway,

#22. Was everything made up? Was this whole world inside my head? If I ever woke up from it, would I be inside a padded room somewhere, drooling all over myself?

Would I even be myself?

Francesca Zappia

#23. She was not going to ruin a good dress for a pot of drooling, wall-staring, imbecile grass. And that was that.

Brandon Sanderson

#24. I often found myself curled up at midday on a hard wooden bench, snoring lightly, drooling on the back of my hand, trying to sleep off my exuberance - and then waking to a headache and a bushel of horrible paragraphs. Admittedly,

Michael Paterniti

#25. I think you're drooling a little.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

#26. I couldn't decide if the fact that Nathaniel had watched me when I was sleeping was creepy or sort of exciting. God, I hoped I hadn't been lying there with my mouth open and drooling.

Eileen Cook

#27. He was covered with a healthy pelt that had some men drooling and wanting him to be their leather daddy. He just shook his head at them. He didn't do that sort of shit. If you wanted someone to boss you around and tell you what to do, then go visit your parents." - Lon Taylor

Renae Kaye

#28. He fulfilled the bipolar checklist. See? And so they gave him some pretty heavy-duty medication. It slowed him way down, to a drooling fat kid. And they declared the meds a success." It

Jon Ronson

#29. No one else seemed to feel this kind of passionate attachment to other humans. Not to a newchild, not to a spouse, or a coworker, or friend. She had not felt it toward her own parents or brother. But now, toward this wobbly, drooling toddler -

Lois Lowry

#30. Every now and again, a painting will get away from my control and take over. Sometimes it's a good thing. Sometimes it's a giant drooling hairy thing with pointy teeth. You know how it is.

Ursula Vernon

#31. People are drooling for the truth. They want honesty from politicians, and they're not getting it.

Kinky Friedman

#32. For a moment, half blinded by dirt, I couldn't see Jamie at all. Then I spotted him. He was under the bear, one arm locked around its neck, his head tucked into the joint of the shoulder just under the drooling jaws.

Diana Gabaldon

#33. Her nudity is her armor. It blinded the drooling fools. They couldn't see anything else while they saw her body.

Brent Weeks

#34. Look at us! Are we not proof that there is no good, no evil, no truth, no reason? Are we not proof that the universe is a drooling idiot with no fashion sense - Mr Nobody on the fundamental philosophy of the Brotherhood of DADA

Grant Morrison

#35. This is a team of gay dudes, isn't it?
What gave it away? The pink shirts, or half our team drooling over you?

Simone Elkeles

#36. I don't stand behind the camera drooling. Knowing that, the models are more likely to open up and relax.

Ellen Von Unwerth

#37. Was this what humans were really like? They seemed like drooling idiots to me. I was shocked they walk and breathe at the same time?

Tara Shuler

#38. How could I possibly keep my cool while getting sweaty with him? What if I screamed out something horrifying, like "I love you?" What if I had an epileptic attack and started drooling or spitting right in the middle of things?

Jeaniene Frost

#39. The press is like any business. It's a group of really intelligent individuals that ends up being one slathering, one-eyed, drooling monster.

Ben Folds

#40. I nod like a trained puppy, hoping to god I'm not drooling. How am I supposed to go on stage when I can't take my eyes off her?
I think he's comatose.

Cassie Mae

#41. And then he only had eyes for the pie. Watch any man, he could be ninety years old and drooling spit, but at the sight of homemade pie every last one of his wits will spring to attention.

Elizabeth Hay

#42. I'm always drooling over great design, from fashion to furniture.

Janina Gavankar

#43. Niagara Falls is the hanging tongue on the face of the earth, drooling endlessly over its own beauty.

Vinita Kinra

#44. You make your son out to be to be almost an idiot; well let me tell you something, Mrs Loan, if he were a complete idiot, drooling at the mouth, he'd still be a better person then you.

Catherine Cookson

#45. I discovered Emerson's soporific qualities by falling asleep with my face in the book, drooling all over an essay called 'Self-Reliance' ...

Ransom Riggs

#46. And," Amber said, practically drooling as she ogled him, "it's tradition for new arrivals to help with the pep rally."
Brooklyn quirked her lips in doubt. "Tradition?"
"It's a new tradition," Amber shot back.
"Clearly the deeper meaning of the word has escaped you.

Darynda Jones

#47. Drooling over an African figure that I could never have, I feasted my eyes upon
the swaying mounds of my fellow African sisters.

Gloria D. Gonsalves

#48. In the other end of the ring stood Randy's self control, drooling on itself and bleeding from places that self control was never supposed to bleed.

Matthew Davenport

#49. I wanted to drown inside a woman in the feeling and drooling of the love I could give her. I wanted her pulse to crush me with its intensity. That's what I wanted. That's what I wanted myself to be.

Markus Zusak

#50. They are quite hopeless - drooling, driveling, doleful, depressing, dropsical drips.

Thomas Beecham

#51. [On her mastectomy:] Pity is delicious. I was crazy about the pity I got. It was the best kind, too. I did not get, nor did I want, the drooling, mewing kind. I preferred something more restrained but deep-felt. Quality pity.

Betty Rollin