Thomas Beecham Quotes

#1. I have just been all round the world and have formed a very poor opinion of it.

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#2. The trouble with women in an orchestra is that if they're attractive it will upset my players and if they're not it will upset me.

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#3. All the arts in America are a gigantic racket run by unscrupulous men for unhealthy women.

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#4. There are no woman composers, never have been and possibly never will be.

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#5. In the first movement alone, I took note of six pregnancies and at least four miscarriages.

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#6. Without question the most unpopular medium of musical sound in the world.

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#7. The musical equivalent of St Pancras Station.
(on Elgar)

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#8. Her singing reminds me of a cart coming downhill with the brake on.

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#9. Brass bands are all very well in their place - outdoors and several miles away.

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#10. Composers and musicians have always starved and, as this is a sentimental country, we think the tradition should be continued.

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#11. If an opera cannot be played by an organ grinder, it's not going to achieve immortality.

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#12. Movie music is noise ... even more painful than my sciatica.

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#13. When asked whether he minded if someone smoked in a non-smoking compartment. Certainly not if you don't object if I'm sick.

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#14. Most people really don't like music - they just like the way it sounds.

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#15. A soprano in Massenet's Don Quixote complained that she had missed her entry in the aria, "because Mr. Challiapin always dies too soon." "Madam, you must be profoundly in error," said Sir Thomas, "No operatic star has yet died half soon enough for me."

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#16. The grand tune is the only thing in music that the great public really understands.

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#17. I find brass bands have a melancholy sound. All right out of doors, of course - fifty miles away. Like bagpipes, they turn what had been a dream into a public nuisance.

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#18. Movie music is noise. It's even more painful than my sciatica.

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#19. The English may not like music, but they absolutely love the noise it makes.

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#20. As you'll never hear the thing again, my boy, why not throw in a couple of brass bands?

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#21. I prefer Offenbach to Bach often.

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#22. They are quite hopeless - drooling, driveling, doleful, depressing, dropsical drips.

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#23. The bagpipes sound exactly the same when you have finished as when you started

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#24. What can you do with it? It's like a lot of yaks jumping about.

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#25. Beethoven's last quartets were written by a deaf man and should only be listened to by a deaf man.

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#26. There are two golden rules for an orchestra: start together and finish together. The public doesn't give a damn what goes on in between.

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#27. Great music is that which penetrates the ear with facility and leaves the memory with difficulty. Magical music never leaves the memory.

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#28. We cannot expect you to be with us all the time, but perhaps you could be good enough to keep in touch now and again.

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#29. If she is attractive, I can't perform with her; if she is not, then I won't.

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#30. No woman is worth the loss of a night's sleep.

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#31. Elgar's first symphony is the musical equivalent of St Pancras Railway Station.

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#32. Composers should write tunes that chauffeurs and errand boys can whistle.

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#33. A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it.

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#34. No operatic star has yet died soon enough for me.

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#35. The British like any kind of music so long as it is loud.

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#36. "Have you heard any Stockhausen?" Beecham was asked. "No, but I believe I have stepped in some."

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#37. Try everything once, except folk dancing and incest.

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#38. The sound of the harpsichord resembles that of a bird-cage played with toasting-forks.

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#39. Music first and last should sound well, should allure and enchant the ear. Never mind the inner significance.

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#40. If I were a dictator I should make it compulsory for every member of the population between the ages of four and eighty to listen to Mozart for at least a quarter of an hour daily for the coming five years.

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#41. At a rehearsal I let the orchestra play as they like. At the concert I make them play as I like.

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#42. Too much counterpoint; what is worse, Protestant counterpoint.

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