Ursula Vernon Quotes

#1. So we have this eyesore on the property.
No, it's not the beagle. I can understand why you'd think that, though.

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#2. And that's how Snuggles the hamster learned that yes, things COULD always get worse.

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#3. You're brave and not very bright, which is the key to success.

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#4. Every now and again, a painting will get away from my control and take over. Sometimes it's a good thing. Sometimes it's a giant drooling hairy thing with pointy teeth. You know how it is.

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#5. Dragons have been known to have staring contests with mountains. They usually win.

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#6. I hate prophesies! All they're good for is an extra club to beat yourself up with after the fact.

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#7. There is something about a bathroom that feels like a fortress. A closed bathroom door may only be about two inches of plywood, but it feels like an iron bar.

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#8. Grandma Harken was sharpening her garden shears. Her hands slowed on the file and she said finally, "He'll get in trouble and he'll figure it out. Best to do it without us standing over him. It's the only way anybody ever learns to clean up after themselves.

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#9. Let's take a minute to talk about spellbooks, since, in this day and age when magic is no longer taught in schools (or is, at best, an elective like Home Economics), very few people have the experience with spellbooks that they used to.

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#10. She was a good witch and a decent person, but decent people aren't always easy to live with.

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#11. I am automatically suspicious of things that wave their symbolism around and do little dances and bludgeon you over the head so that you [Darn] Well Know There's A Symbol Here.

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#12. Temper is itself an obstacle.

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#13. I love boats. Boats are great. You can get all kinds of places and meet all kinds of interesting people, and you never know if they're going to try to eat you or worship you.

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#14. I don't always burn my bridges, but when I do, I like there to be no survivors.

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#15. I really wish there had been a way to phrase this as 'A thunder of worms.' Because I like that phrase. That's a phrase with soul. Worm thunder on the horizon, all is right with the cosmos ...

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#16. It's a reality of art that the fewer lines you get, the harder it is. Cartooning is actually harder than realism. You have less to work with. It's like trying to build a house-if you have unlimited resources, you're in much better shape than if you get two bricks, a hammer, and a bent nail.

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