Quotes About Douchebags

#1. To douchebags!" he said, gesturing to Brad. "And to girls that break your heart," he bowed his head to me. His eyes lost focus. "And to the absolute fucking horror of losing your best friend because you were stupid enough to fall in love with her.

Jamie McGuire

#2. Fraternities aren't cool at all, not in the real, rock-and-roll sense, the one I now knew. They have a reputation of housing douchebags that pay for friends and try to seem better than everyone else, and actually smart, cool people shouldn't want to be a part of anything like that.

A.D. Aliwat

#3. I was never very good at history, but I was pretty sure douchebags like Hitler didn't laugh very much.

Rick Yancey

#4. Who says that? Who the hell uses the word ravishing? Douchebags - that's who.

Emma Chase

#5. People who go around advertising their birthdays are douchebags. It's a fact. You can look it up on Wikipedia.

Katja Millay

#6. As with the douchebags of the world, calling an asshole an asshole sometimes is exactly what needs to happen.

George Takei

#7. Let's have a toast for the douchebags,
Let's have a toast for the assholes,
Let's have a toast for the scumbags,
Every one of them that I know
Let's have a toast to the jerkoffs
That'll never take work off
Baby, I got a plan
Run away fast as you can

Kanye West

#8. We teach people how to treat us. If you don't put up with shit, and don't settle for anything less than respect, that's what you'll get. But if you let the douchebags walk all over you and treat you like you're disposable, then that's what you'll always get.

Kristen Proby

#9. Lainey is hot in a prom queen kind of way and we used to be friends back in grade school, but that was two lifetimes ago. Now she's a varsity soccer player and card-carrying popular girl who hangs out with the kind of mean girls and douchebags who get killed first in horror movies.

Paula Stokes

#10. I winked at myself in the mirror and then realized that's what douchebags did, so I vowed to never do it again. I

T.J. Klune

#11. Reality TV is the perfect antidote to people who don't have enough self-centered douchebags in their life.

Dana Gould

#12. Live, Love and Die in Glory', meaning live and love like it's your last time and if your going down, take as many douchebags with you as possible. And I'm not talking about Demons. Archangels just replaced demons at the top of the 'douchebags' list.

Ednah Walters

#13. I do not want any guys to hit on me. Innocent flirting, fine
it does wonders for my confidence
but not douchebags.

J.A. Redmerski

#14. Most people are scumbags. Accept it. Let go. Chill out, douchebags.

Fakeer Ishavardas

#15. You are employed by a suspicious number of douchebags!

Leonard Richardson

#16. Oh, hey, maybe I should have mentioned that my friends are retarded douchebags.

Bryan Lee O'Malley

#17. Hopelessness has surprised me with patience.

Margaret J. Wheatley

#18. Chris Brown is SUCH a douchebag.

Joshua Malina

#19. We should be thanking Apple for launching the $10,000 'apple watch' as the new gold standard in douchebag detection.

Anna Kendrick

#20. Love is not about lovers.

Santosh Kalwar

#21. The worst case scenario is you really like someone's work, then you meet them and they're a self-involved, entitled douchebag.

Moby

#22. Do you remember Barbara Bush? I call her the silver douchebag.

George Carlin

#23. I've long been interested in the tale-within-a-tale phenomenon. I'm familiar with many tales which use this framework or the device of many people in one place, telling their stories, or multiple storytellers commenting on each others' stories with their own.

Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni

#24. Every articulate family ... generates its own stories, explanations and myths to illuminate the differences in temperament and talent among its children, the lines of allegiance and influence between parent and child.

Elizabeth Fishel

#25. I used the phrases Jungian realism and linear archetypes, and congratulated myself on achieving a level of douchbaggery I had previously only witnessed in shampoo commercials for men.

Catherine Lowell

#26. It's semi-frustrating when your name actually becomes a synonym for douchebag.

Pete Wentz

#27. If you encounter someone who pronounces the t in often, odds are they're a douchebag.

Dana Gould

#28. On the ordinary view of each species having been independently created, we gain no scientific explanation.

Charles Darwin

#29. I was married to the number one douchebag of all time.

Brandi Glanville

#30. Most business people today are not going to invest in the uncertainty that exists in America.

Howard Schultz