Quotes About Car Wash

#1. Take any two-year-old through a car wash and their skulls are blown. FLAPS! FOAM! ROLLING THINGS! It's the closest they'll ever get to being inside a working spaceship.

Drew Magary

#2. Miami drivers will attempt to pass you inside a car wash.

Dave Barry

#3. Making love to him was like going through a car wash, except you came out dirtier and more alive at the other end.

Charles Baxter

#4. That boy could throw a ball through a car wash and not get it wet. (on Warren Moon)

Bum Phillips

#5. Everyone wants to call wrestling 'the business.' Why don't you treat it like a business? I don't care if you're running a diner, if you're running a car wash or a wrestling company. It's all business.

Kevin Nash

#6. Told you. Everything sounds better in the car wash.

Sarah Dessen

#7. My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.

Henny Youngman

#8. Running a casino is like robbing a bank with no cops around. For guys like me, Las Vegas washes away your sins. It's like a morality car wash.

Robert De Niro

#9. Have you ever noticed how nice people are at the car wash?! Maybe it's just me, but it makes me happy. Weird, I know!

Brittany Snow

#10. Don Gullett's the only guy who can throw a baseball through a car wash and not get the ball wet.

Pete Rose

#11. When we used to go to the car-wash where people would wipe the windows, my dad would go out and help them and then tip them as well, so I learned my empathy from my dad, and my mum is very empathetic too, but in a very stern way; she will always check my ego.

Charlie Puth

#12. Some people tell me they would be afraid of my characters, but I tell those people [that] they meet these characters all the time. They just don't care about them when they meet them, at the gas station, the car wash, the post office even.

Bonnie Jo Campbell

#13. It's settled, then," Grace said. She turned back to Nick. "Take the Jag to the car wash and for heaven's sake clean the McDonald's Happy Meal boxes out of it."
"Hey," Nick said, his face offended. "That's a low blow. Those boxes are collectibles.

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#14. But it is at home and not in public that one should wash ones dirty linen.
[Fr., Car c'est en famille, ce n'est pas en public, qu'un lave son linge sale.]

Napoleon Bonaparte

#15. I'm a tough person. I wasn't afraid of other kids because I understood that someday they'd wash my car.

Johnny Weir

#16. If I go onstage, I want to give people everything they want and more. I'll wash their car for them on their way out.

Trent Reznor

#17. ROMANS 8:11: The Spirit of Life is making your body alive. He who raised Christ from the dead will also give life to your mortal bodies through His Spirit who dwells in you

Anonymous

#18. On the pavement near my car are the smashed skeletons of two baby birds, their flattened beaks and wings making them look reptilian. They've been there for a year. I can't resist looking at them each time I get in my car. We need a good flood, wash them away.

Gillian Flynn

#19. My first job was working for my dad. He was a used-car dealer, and I used to wash the cars down, clean them out, and so on. I would do stuff for him pretty much every day. It was quite a good job, to be honest.

Tyson Fury

#20. America is like the greatest hit of the world.

Greg Gutfeld

#21. I wash my cars and clean the garage a lot. That's kind of my thing.

Joey Logano

#22. If misery were water, he thinks as he climbs into his car and turns the key, I could just drown or let it wash me away entirely.

Dennis Sharpe

#23. Attractive things work better When you wash and wax a car, it drives better, doesn't it? Or at least feels like it does.

Donald A. Norman

#24. It's like you are a car, a nice car that hadn't been washed for a year.
And then you got a wash and wax and all the trimmings.
You're sparkling, but you're still the same great car.

Lissa Price

#25. It's really a grand old, legendary theatre where the spirits of like Judy Garland and all these great performers have been. The clubs are way more underground.

Deborah Cox

#26. You look like you got more of a bath than the car. I never
thought washing a car would be so hard, but after watching you for the last fifteen minutes, I'm convinced it should be an Olympic sport.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

#27. Absence is to love as wind is to fire: it extinguishes the little flame, it fans the big.

Umberto Eco

#28. Isn't horrible weather great? It means I don't have to wash my car!

Donna Brazile

#29. Some people can work amid chaos or conversations, and some can't - and while there's no doubt an element of brain wiring to it, there's also the possibility of acquiring skills that improve your focus.

Carolyn Hax

#30. I took one look at him, my mouth started watering and my panties moistened with thick fluid as if he had touched my sensation and made me instantaneously combust.

Siva D.

#31. Chemistry does not guarantee compatibility.

Amy Chan

#32. Sculptured figures which appear in motion, will, in their standing position, actually look as if they were falling forward.

Leonardo Da Vinci

#33. I could drive from the age of nine. My dad had his car pitch at home, and we used to drive the cars around the land, take them up to the tap, wash them, and reverse them back.

Tyson Fury

#34. I definitely don't plead guilty to being a heartthrob.

Bruno Mars

#35. I like Yorkshire terriers. They're good to wash your car with. They fit right in the bucket.

Billiam Coronel

#36. Now is the time to know that all that you do is sacred.

Hafez