Bum Phillips Quotes

#1. Winning is only half of it. Having fun is the other half. - Author: Bum Phillips

#2. The road to the Super Bowl runs
through Pittsburgh, sooner or later you've got to go to Pittsburgh. - Author: Bum Phillips

#3. I always thought I could coach. I just thought people were poor judges of good coaches. - Author: Bum Phillips

#4. Mama always said that if it can't rain on you, you're indoors. - Author: Bum Phillips

#5. Two kinds of ballplayers aren't worth a darn: One that never does what he's told, and one who does nothin' except what he's told. - Author: Bum Phillips

#6. Dallas Cowboys may be America's team, but the Houston Oilers are Texas' team. - Author: Bum Phillips

#7. I thought I did until I looked at some old game films. (When asked if he played college football) - Author: Bum Phillips

#8. The only discipline that lasts is self-discipline. - Author: Bum Phillips

#9. When it's first and a mile, I won't give it to him. - Author: Bum Phillips

#10. He may not be in a class all by himself, but it don't take long to call the roll. - Author: Bum Phillips

#11. I know why we lost the Civil War. We must have had the same officials. - Author: Bum Phillips

#12. I don't mind people thinking I'm stupid, but I don't want to give them any proof. - Author: Bum Phillips

#13. I never scrimmage Oilers against Oilers ... What for? Houston isn't on our schedule. - Author: Bum Phillips

#14. How do you win? By getting average players to play good and good players to play great. That's how you win. - Author: Bum Phillips

#15. I done drew the line. Just like the Alamo. You're either on one side of the line or the other. I don't want to ever leave Texas again. - Author: Bum Phillips

#16. Coaching is not how much you know. It's how much you can get players to do. - Author: Bum Phillips

#17. I'd rather have preparation than motivation. Everyone likes to play, but no one likes to practice. - Author: Bum Phillips

#18. Yeah, that test says he's dumb as a fence post, but when he hits he looks like Einstein to me. - Author: Bum Phillips

#19. Nothing. And, I don't start before noon. - Author: Bum Phillips

#20. The film looks suspiciously like the game itself! - Author: Bum Phillips

#21. An expert is an ordinary fella away from home. - Author: Bum Phillips

#22. Yep. And I noticed how slowly he went down each time, too. - Author: Bum Phillips

#23. Hear about the Californian terrorist that tried to blow up a bus? Burned his lips on the exhaust pipe. He can take his'n and beat your'n, then he can take your'n and beat his'n. - Author: Bum Phillips

#24. The trouble with most coaches is that they start with the assumption that everybody is a turd. And that ain't right. - Author: Bum Phillips

#25. Because she is too ugly to kiss goodbye. - Author: Bum Phillips

#26. You don't win by making sensational plays; you win by not making mistakes. - Author: Bum Phillips

#27. If I drop dead tomorrow, at least I'll know I died in good health. - Author: Bum Phillips

#28. Rogers sees daylight. Campbell makes daylight. - Author: Bum Phillips

#29. The harder we played, the behinder we got. - Author: Bum Phillips

#30. There's two kinds of coaches, them that's fired and them that's gonna be fired. - Author: Bum Phillips

#31. That boy could throw a ball through a car wash and not get it wet. (on Warren Moon) - Author: Bum Phillips

#32. You fail all the time, but you aren't a failure until you start blaming someone else. - Author: Bum Phillips

#33. Loyalty, up and down the line. That's one quality an organization must have to be successful. - Author: Bum Phillips

#34. You don't know a ladder has splinters until you slide down it. - Author: Bum Phillips

#35. I don't need the news. If they have a war, I figure someone will tell me. - Author: Bum Phillips