Quotes About Butt

#1. Me?" Penny's voice, surprised. "Well, I'm Penny Ngwenya, Matthew's butt-kicking, life-saving, totally awesome apprentice. Um. Hi.

Kate Griffin

#2. A desire not to butt into other people's business is at least eighty percent of all human wisdom.

Robert A. Heinlein

#3. There will be Casnoff butt kicked and all sorts of names taken. And hey, maybe I'll get some new scars."
Both of them hugged me tighter. "We love you, Soph," Mom said.
"Quite right," Dad added, and I laughed, even as my stomach twisted itself into a balloon animal.

Rachel Hawkins

#4. Why am I attracted to her butt? How weird is that? Why do men like butts anyway?

Brent Weeks

#5. United States of America? More like United States of Extraordinary Injustice Against Certain Segments of the Population All Because Rednecks Are Scared of Butt Sex.

T.J. Klune

#6. He was lonely. I could see that. He was working his butt off-and mine, too-in the hope that a million rupees might sort out his sex life. I prayed to Buddha he would be successful. If he didn't get some action soon, I doubted I would, either.

Frank Kusy

#7. It's like, take my body, fine, I wasn't really using it anyway. I've got this enormous butt on ostrich legs, the hair of a "before" picture, and weird milky brown eyes like a Frappuccino. But not my brain. My true connection to the world.

Lara Avery

#8. Fine," she hoisted her purse higher and her gaze snagged on the delicious bulge of his male butt hugged so lovingly in a pair of khaki cargo shorts. Wow. Talk about a glutenous maximus that defied gravity. Even though he was a complete jackass, she couldn't help but drool.

Julie Ann Walker

#9. I was so anxious about what kind of kiss it would be-because my friends back home described so many types-and it turned out to be the beautiful kind. You didn't shove your tongue down my throat. You didn't grab my butt. We just held our lips together ... and kissed.

Jay Asher

#10. In the morning always in the morning the moment comes when you are shuffling, sleep-slowed down the dawn-dim hallway shuffling in your nightdress it comes so sudden so cold so suddenly cold when it comes the dog nose in your butt.

Dave Barry

#11. Whatever your situation might be, set your mind to whatever you want to do and put a good attitude in it, and I believe that you can succeed. You are not going to get anywhere just sitting on your butt and moping around.

Bethany Hamilton

#12. And I did say excuse me, with my butt. Apparently you don't speak rectum.

Ellen Hopkins

#13. Louis-Cesare looked pained. Ray was even dirtier than I was, and his bright red briefs had gotten a tear across the butt at some point, flashing a glimpse of hairy cheek whenever he moved. An awesome trophy he was not.

Karen Chance

#14. Ty leaned over and touched his head lightly to Julian's shoulder- a friendly head butt, as if he were Church, seeking affection. Julian reached out to ruffle up his younger brother's hair and nearly smiled.

Cassandra Clare

#15. My friends all tell me I was born with a horseshoe up my butt.

Michael Trucco

#16. His Scotch bear-leader, Mr Boswell, was a butt of the first quality.

William Makepeace Thackeray

#17. Now ... well, after what happened in Tartarus, it seemed like Percy had graduated to a totally different level of butt-kickery.

Rick Riordan

#18. That would be fine," she said "If we're alone, we'll leave the lamp lighted so that we can see each other, and I can holler as much as I want without anybody's having to butt in, and you can whisper in my ear any crap you can think of.

Gabriel Garcia Marquez

#19. Your hands on a gun butt right now, isn't it? Afraid of me?"
"Just want to make sure I can take care of you."
"Oh, really?"
"Yeah, in case you need Glock-to-mouth-resuscitation.

J.R. Ward

#20. Her brows lifted as his hands got busy on her butt. "I'm on duty, Roarke. Your hands are currently rubbing the ass of a working cop."
"That only makes it more exciting." He shifted to nibble her neck. "Want to break a few laws?

J.D. Robb

#21. If it wasn't for my trainer - who comes looking for me three times a week before 7 A.M. - I wouldn't get my butt out of bed and into the gym. There are many mornings when I think about faking a sprained ankle, but I just put it out of my head and make myself go.

Sherri Shepherd

#22. Oh my God Becky! Look at her butt! Tunechi

Lil' Wayne

#23. Nicole Kidman in particular seems to bring out the butt-kisser in the sassiest of hackettes, as they ceaselessly strive to portray her as some sort of cross between Mother Teresa and Marilyn Monroe.

Julie Burchill

#24. I'm from New York; I've been in show business all my life. I'm a wild and crazy gal, yet I always play these soft, warm, loving earth mothers. It's a pain in the butt. I'm a femme fatale!

Bonnie Bedelia

#25. Sparky Anderson taught me this a long time ago: 'There's three ways you can treat a person. You can pat 'em on the butt, you can kick 'em in the butt, or you can leave 'em alone.'

Pete Rose

#26. Well, someone slap my butt and give me a hero cookie. (Nick)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#27. Be different, stand out, and work your butt off.

Reba McEntire

#28. I usually try on at least 20 pairs of jeans before I find something that looks good on me. And even then, I have a trustworthy friend tell me if my butt looks big!

Amanda Peet

#29. Hey, it's totally masculine. It's cowboy butt sex.

Sophie Oak

#30. And so, feeling like men trying to work a jigsaw puzzle blindfolded and using only our butt cheeks to grip the pieces, we left.

Anonymous

#31. OMG! Look at that! They're ALL wearing the same butt-ugly ensemble! Wait, don't tell me. They were giving them away for free with a purchase of a McDonald's Happy Meal!

Rachel Renee Russell

#32. Growing up, I was very conservative in my wardrobe, so when I first joined the Pussycat Dolls, the biggest challenge was wearing those cabaret costumes. I didn't feel comfortable showing my body so much, showing my legs and butt, chest and midriff.

Nicole Scherzinger

#33. She complains all the time about her hair turning gray and her butt sagging and her skin wrinkling, but I'm supposed to be grateful for a face full of zits, hair in embarrassing places, and feet that grow an inch a night. Utter crap.

Laurie Halse Anderson

#34. When they get a 50-inch waist and a gorilla butt, it's ugly looking - and I think bodybuilding has become ugly looking.

Joe Gold

#35. Like a kick in the butt, the force of events wakes slumberous talents.

Edward Hoagland

#36. You learn by mistakes. When you make those mistakes, you try not to make them the third time or the second time. You learn from them. Sometimes you learn the hard way. In football, if I held on to the ball too long, I got my butt kicked. You better make that decision quicker.

Ron Jaworski

#37. Well, what do you want me to do? Head butt my way through a few inches of steel?!" she snarled.
"Well, that would certainly earn you a cookie!

S.L.J. Shortt

#38. If there's one phrase you will hear over and over from me, it's this: A strong butt is key to a happy running life.

Jordan Metzl

#39. You might think you're a grown man, but I have absolutely no problem getting my spatula out and serving you up a helping of bare butt flap jacks, you hear me?

Elle Casey

#40. If you want to act like a butthead, your butt is going to get locked up.

Michael Nutter

#41. As soon as I check into a hotel, I get butt naked and I watch super trash TV like 'Storage Wars' and 'The Bachelor.'

Mary Lambert

#42. Dreams are blueprints and what good are blueprints until a carpenter goes to work? Dream big, and bold and brazen, but then get off your butt and do the work to realize your own dreams.

Toni Sorenson

#43. I'm going to continue doing my thing and work my butt off to add value for shareholders and as long as they and the board see fit to keep me in this role, I feel enormously privileged to serve.

Andrew Mason

#44. For any writers at all, read everything you can and then put your butt in the chair and write. That's all there is to it.

Charlaine Harris

#45. I always felt, even before I got pregnant, that it's better to accentuate your curves. A lot of women try to tuck their butt in or kind of slouch because they're trying to hide. Obviously, you can't suck it in, but it's important to really show off the belly.

Marisa Miller

#46. He was the first guy to find toilet paper in my butt.

Hilary Winston

#47. Who but a fool would stay in one place and butt her head against the same window time and again?

Alice Hoffman

#48. It's so much work to make a movie, and for me it has to get me off my butt. To get me actually writing you have to strike something inside, you have to hit a power main to get the energy. You have to strike something you care about.

Rian Johnson

#49. I'm not trying to be this cool girl. If you're trying to be something you're not, it's slowly going to bite you in the butt.

Bella Hadid

#50. The day my internet was hooked up was better than having a hot guy check out my butt and ask for my phone number.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

#51. What has crawled up your butt and died? (Tabitha)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#52. There's a really stupid saying: When life hands you a lemon, make lemonade. Well, I have a better saying: When life hands you a lemon, shove that lemon up its stupid butt.

Gena Showalter

#53. What hurts so bad about youth isn't the actual butt whippings the world delivers. It's the stupid hopes playacting like certainties.

Mary Karr

#54. On one show before a live audience, I had to look out the door and call for Will Smith to come in. The audience couldn't see him, but there he was with his naked butt staring me in the face. I didn't normally hang out with twenty-something practical jokers, so sometimes he was a little much.

James Avery

#55. Did you sleep at all?"
"No." She heard him mumble something to himself and decided to cut him off before he could scold her again. "My butt did, though. Slept like a log all night."
"Well, obviously, your butt has more sense than you do.

Josephine Angelini

#56. Oh gosh, it's moving! It's so gross! Can't you just, like, flex your butt or something?
Why, yes. Travis clenched his teeth. Why don't I just clench my butt muscles in hopes that it will shock the spider enough to crawl back into the hellhole it came out of?

Rachel Van Dyken

#57. Writing is like canoeing. When everything is flowing it's great but when it's not, you're dragging your butt the whole way down the river.

Jamie Krakover

#58. I can only watch as the officer lays my sister next to me. Her eyes are on mine as he brings the butt of his gun down, shattering the bones in her sewing hand.

Victoria Aveyard

#59. I don't mind being the butt of the joke ... It doesn't really bother me. I quite enjoy it.

Ryan Seacrest

#60. I've got a big mole on my butt. It's true.

Gedde Watanabe

#61. The next morning I woke up with a furry lump pressed against my chest, its butt right under my chin. Before I could move, a toxic cloud of dog fart floated into my face. Barbeque sauce scented dog

Susan Lash

#62. your pretty butt." "Okay." Predictably, Sierra looked less than awestruck. "And the

Erin Nicholas

#63. Sometimes I see myself in the mirror, and it's 'Oh, God!' But the minute you stick out your butt a little bit and suck it in, you go from a 6 to a 10.

Cindy Margolis

#64. Every once in awhile, have a really good argument with yourself. I mean really get pissed off. Take both sides. Then look in the mirror, and in the middle of the argument say, "You know, you're a pain in my butt. I'm not arguing with you. Get lost.

Art Hochberg

#65. Isn't it strange how often your butt gets all the instructions?" Gerry said conversationally to Mason, "Mine gets hustled all over the place, it's quite the social butterfly.

Rolf

#66. Y'know when your dog drags its butt across the carpet leaving a stain- It's not as easy as it looks ... "

Josh Stern

#67. Anyone can lecture from the butt, only very few can act.

Pawan Mishra

#68. I'm going to take full advantage of whatever time I've got on this earth. I'm going to get my money's worth. You can bet your butt on that.

Tony Stewart

#69. I'm not likely to forget someone slapping my butt with a big piece of wood.

Cherise Sinclair

#70. You work your butt off and somebody says you can't have your record played because it offends them. Tyrants are made of such stuff.

Richard Pryor

#71. Hey, sweet butt, he said. That broke the spell. Sweet butt? What the hell kind of guy called a girl he'd never met something like that?

Joanna Wylde

#72. Sometimes lying was the better part of valor and the only way to save a man's butt.

Christine Feehan

#73. He smiled and extended a hand. "I knew you would do it, ma petite."
"You arrogant son of a bitch." I smashed the shotgun butt into his stomach. He doubled over just enough. I hit him in the jaw. He rocked back. "Get out of my mind!

Laurell K. Hamilton

#74. My butt cheeks clenched so tightly that not even light could have escaped.

David Wong

#75. I don't mean like balls-in-your-face or gifts of pornography and butt plugs romantic, just cute, over-the-pants, PG-13 movie stuff.

Frances Winkler

#76. I just stared after him, wondering what in the hell crawled up his butt. Then I ogled his rude butt and thought, "nice ass" but shook myself and remembered that he needed a swift kick there not an appreciative stare..

Fisher Amelie

#77. I'm not making any excuses. I got my butt kicked in certain games.

David Wells

#78. Grounding airplanes to cover your butt would never have let Orville or Wilbur change the world. We would still be spending weeks to cross the Atlantic to do business in London.

Gordon Bethune

#79. The hall they entered had arched ceilings over twenty feet high that were painted in tromp l'oeil, basically a bunch of butt-naked baby angels pointing at each other.' (Carlos)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#80. Tsukiko Saionji: He doesn't look like a weed whacker.
Aoi "Flippy" Kyogoku: But I'm a computer hacker, and a safe cracker, and a butt smacker ... and I've got just the right equipment to trim your hedge.

Yuu Watase

#81. I have a little half-Asian butt, and the more I work out, the more I try to get it bigger, it's just going to get flatter and harder.

Chrissy Teigen

#82. The first year I started hockey, I didn't know how to skate, so I got on the ice with all of the hockey players, and we were doing drills where we had to go backwards in figure eights. And I could not skate, and I just kept falling on my butt, and it was very embarrassing.

Shawn Mendes

#83. Zo, I'm not a damn pussy!'
Erik, looking very tall and full-grown, kick-your-butt vampyre-like, snorted sarcastically and then said, 'No, you're a damn human. Wait, that does make you a pussy!

P.C. Cast

#84. There are some lines you just can't let another person cross. They don't always make sense, they might not always seem like the most important things, but only you can know what they are, and when you butt up against one, you have to defend it.

Karen Marie Moning

#85. Hey," he pulled away and put his hand on my face. "What are you thinking about?"
"Your butt," I admitted.

Diana Peterfreund

#86. Henry, what the hell-"
"She wants to fuck me up the butt, Ben." Henry stepped forward and wrapped Ben in a hug. "Hold me.

Tiffany Reisz

#87. How are you, my pet?" he asks, his voice low and intimate, and I feel a hot flush moving over my entire body in response. "I'm fine." I don't know what else to say. My butt hurts because you whipped me, but that's okay because you trained me to enjoy it? Yeah, sure.

Anna Zaires

#88. I stepped out of the circle of his arms with reluctance and patted him on his butt. "That'll do, donkey," I said, in my best Scottish accent.

H.D. Gordon

#89. Grab his butt and drag him in!

James Dashner

#90. I don't want to bust my butt for the rest of my life, like my parents.

Jeremy London

#91. You're mine," I said and Cooper smiled so sweetly. "It's why I marked your butt.

Bijou Hunter

#92. If you've got a good job, you should bust your butt to make your company as successful and profitable as possible.

Jason Calacanis

#93. Stay close. Nut to butt, sir. Don't be shy.

Pierce Brown

#94. My butt has specific requirements for pants.

Ann Brashares

#95. Your pants didn't get smaller, Mommy," I assured her. "Your butt got bigger.

Gordon Korman

#96. Lissianna said, smacking Thomas in the arm. "What were you thinking? They don't waltz here."
"I was thinking I didn't want my uncle clasping my butt, and our chests rubbing together as he stepped on my feet while trying to shuffle me around the floor," Thomas answered dryly.

Lynsay Sands

#97. The best cure for a stick up your butt is a dog to play fetch with.

Ryan Lilly

#98. You have a peace about you. You have a wisdom. You have a way of living life that kicks my butt and pushes me around, and it beats me out of my idiocy and narrow-mindness. You, Addy, you, have shown me what life is all about

Heath Sommer

#99. A toast," she declared. "To an incredible summer kicking butt and chasing dreams.

Rachel Harris

#100. Dove's heart broke. He'd been so hopeful until cock rings and butt fucking ruined his career.

Debra Anastasia