Top 44 Gemma Halliday Quotes
#1. Mental face palm. Suddenly I wasn't sure there was enough room on the campus for both me and his ego.
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#2. The first thing I did was run. Okay, actually the first thing I did was scream, lose my balance, flail my arms in the air like some kind of uncoordinated bird, then slide down the side of the tree and land on my butt.
Then I ran.
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#3. While it wasn't a total given that all members of the Color Guard also belonged to the Chastity Club, twirling flags was considered one of the most wholesome activities on campus, meaning the ratio of Chastity girls in Color Guard was something like that of Mormons in Utah.
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#4. There are three things you never want to find in your boyfriend's locker: a sweaty jockstrap, a D minus on last week's history test, and an empty condom wrapper.
Lucky me, I'd hit the trifecta.
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#5. Connor Crane was currently the secret crush of half the female HHH population. And a couple of the males, too.
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#7. She went in the pool," she finished for me. "Ohmigod. She was killed while tweeting. It was Twittercide!
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#8. Holy effing crap, that sucks!"
I turned to her. "Effing?"
Sam shrugged. "What?"
"We're censoring now?"
"Kyle says I have a mouth like a trucker.
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#9. Men. One minute they have their tongues down your throat and the next they're forbidding you from meeting your own father and criticizing your fashion choices.
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#10. Oh, boy. Why did I have a feeling I'd just aligned myself with Tweedle Diva and Tweedle Devious?
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#11. I had to admit it was adorable. You know, in a unicorns-farting-out-rainbows kind of way that made me want to hurl.
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#12. I stopped walking and stared down at my pink painted toenails. That was it. Of course. No, not my choice of polish, although it was exceptional,
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#13. Do you know how much a freaking baby costs? A million dollars.
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#14. Caw! Caw, Hartley, caw!"
Chase narrowed his eyes again.
"Sam?"
I nodded. Then crossed to the window again and called down to Sam. "You can quit squawking. He caught me.
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#15. In the immortal words of Mr. Burns ... eeeeexcellent.
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#16. The first thing I noticed when I woke up was the hippo squatting on my head.
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#17. To say I didn't have great luck in the guy department was like saying Ryan Seacrest didn't have great luck in the height department: total understatement.
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#18. Our bodies are our temples. They should have a little more respect for themselves than that."
"You know, I could have sworn I saw you shoveling Cheetos into your temple last week."
"Oh, but I'm pretty sure those were nonfat," Kaylee piped up.
Oh brother.
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#19. Jax Cassidy is a brilliant new voice in contemporary fiction. Full of heat, seduction, and romance, her winning characters are sure to capture your heart and find a place on your keeper shelf.
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#20. Do you ever tell the truth?"
"Once. In fourth grade. It was overrated.
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#21. Okay, if there's one thing you don't ever say to a woman on the edge it's that she's hormonal.
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#22. We actually wanted to ask you a few questions. About the interview you did this morning."
At the mention of her KTVU debut, Caitlyn softened a little. "You saw that?"
I nodded.
"How did I look on camera?"
Her grief was touching.
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#23. No matter how much I may love - scratch that, loved, past tense - Josh, I was no dummy. Everyone knows the Y chromosome carries with it the instinctive urge to lie under pressure.
Which, incidentally, was what Josh was going to be under when I found him. Serious pressure.
On his larynx.
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#24. I didn't point out that Courtney and I were hardly BFFs. In Mom's world everyone under the age of eighteen was friends with everyone else, like we were all part of some secret society of minors.
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#25. Which leads me to ask ... what exactly are you going to do when we get there?"
I thought about it. "Rip Josh's nuggets off and feed them to his hamster?
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#26. All men should be required to have their marital status tattooed on their foreheads.
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#27. Chase leaned in close. "hey" What?
Are you wearing perfume? No ... why would I be wearing perfume? ... You sure you're not wearing anything? It smells like jasmine. Must be the bushes
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#29. My theory: if the malls don't open until ten what's the point of being up earlier than that?
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#30. Earthquakes just happen. Tornadoes just happen. Your tongue does not just happen to fall into some other girls mouth!
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#31. I took a deep breath. I'm sorry I lied, I like your Star Wars sheets, you're not that bad of a driver, and I swear on my Very Cherry lip gloss that I will never lie to you again.
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#32. At least he didn't have a gun. You know your day sucks when the high point is you haven't had a gun pointed at you.
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#33. I'll go," he said.
"And that's safer because?"
"I'm a guy."
"Right, and having a pair of dingle balls makes you invincible how?
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#34. Wow, you know a lot of swear words," Sam commented at one point. "And here I thought I had a dirty mouth."
"What can I say? Apparently candid porn starring my boyfriend brings out the best in me.
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#35. Into Studio City with my eyes closed, trying not to think about
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#36. Oy, your karma really sucks, bubbee. You musta been Hitler in a former life or something.
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#37. Why is it that when someone says "trust me", I always feel less inclined to do so?
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#38. She shot me a sugar-coated smile. I matched it calorie for calorie.
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#39. I was panting by the time we reached the back of the casino. I felt perspiration run down my back and my sandals pinch my feet. They were adorable, but they were not made for chasing bad guys. Nevertheless, I kept going,
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#40. Exactly fourteen minutes behind schedule I walked into the law offices of Dewy, Cheatum and Howe.
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#41. Bull-fluff. You didn't break up with a girlfriend of a whole year because of stuff.
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#42. That craptastical, gutless, son-of-a-cactus-humping butt monkey!!
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#43. Okay, so maybe he didn't sign it with a heart or an XOXO, but the man was going for coffee. Gotta love that.
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#44. The kind of late where the 99% effective warnings on the side of condom boxes flashed before my eyes as I white knuckled my way down the 405, silently screaming, why me? Why, oh why me? I'm a new millennium girl. I took copious notes in 6th grade Sex Ed.
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