Top 100 Quotes About Being Married
#1. The best part of being married is, everything we face in life, we face as a team. I don't do a thing - professionally or personally - without discussing it with my wife.
Michael Chiklis
#2. I don't ever really feel that wearing my wedding ring is what determines me being married or not.
Jessica Simpson
#3. I'm just afraid I'm gonna miss it all ... being married ... being a mother.
Karen Carpenter
#4. It was terrible, being married to someone who thinks the worst of you.
Claire Cross
#5. What was it like, being married to six actresses?"
"Like being married to one of them. They're all pretty much alike."
"Why'd you keep doing it, then?"
"Hope is the thing with feathers," Trent said, "that tickles your scrotum at the moments when you most need a clear head.
Timothy Hallinan
#6. What's it like? Being married?
Cold feet. Middle of the night you're sleeping, suddenly, wham, you've got ice cold feet warming themselves on the back of your legs.
Alan Brennert
#7. Oh, I laugh hard every day. I mean, my husband is Will Smith! I'm telling you, that's one of the joys of being married to him. My life full of laughter. Thank God I have him. My life is full of laughter because of that man.
Jada Pinkett Smith
#8. I like being married. I'm at home with my wife and kids all the time now. I don't go out for wild nights.
Jack Black
#9. Next to being married, a girl likes being crossed in love a little now and again.
Jane Austen
#10. The advantage of being married a long time was that one could argue without the necessity of the other's actual, physical presence.
William Browning Spencer
#11. Here's what I have to say about being married: someday you will look at him, hating him with every fiber of your being, wishing that he would die the most violent death possible. It will pass.
Hannah Horvath's dying grandmother
Lena Dunham
#12. I have come a long way and learnt a lot. I read this quote about a year ago: 'Happiness must not be pursued; it must ensue.' It's made me realise that just being married again or something like that won't make me happy; the happiness ensues from how we live our lives.
Lucy Davis
#13. Write a list of ways that you have benefited from being married to your spouse. Then write a list of your spouse's positive patterns and qualities. Keep adding to the lists and reread them frequently.
Zelig Pliskin
#14. Men find it more difficult than women to be alone. They function better with someone in their lives. Being married, they are rooted, so they feel safe to go and do what they want to do.
Pattie Boyd
#15. Sokrates' wife, Xanthippe, had in antiquity a reputation as a shrew - but being married to such a man would have tried anyone's patience, and the evidence is not conclusive.
Hilary J. Deighton
#16. I love being married: you don't have to go out, you don't have to be on the prowl, and you don't have to be on the matchmaking sites.
Aviva
#17. Jane will be quite an old main soon,I declare. She is almost three-and-twenty! Lord, how ashamed I should be of not being married before three-and-twenty!
Jane Austen
#18. As marriage goes, I think most people sort of set being - you know getting married as the goal as opposed to being married.
Ashton Kutcher
#19. Authors change publishers because it's like being married for a long time and suddenly you want to go out and have a wild affair! No, not seriously, sometimes the deal is more interesting with a new publisher, and other times they have more enthusiasm for your books.
Jackie Collins
#20. It is really rare to find someone you really, really love and that you want to spend your life with and all that stuff that goes along with being married. I am one of those lucky people. And I think she feels that way too. So the romantic stuff is easy because you want them to be happy.
Harry Connick Jr.
#21. Nanny had nothing against witches being married. It wasn't as if there were rules. She herself had had many husbands, and had even been married to three of them. But
Terry Pratchett
#22. Reading a novel, War and Peace for example, is no Catnap. Because a novel is so long, reading one is like being married forever to somebody nobody knows or cares about.
Kurt Vonnegut
#23. Thank God I found my Chinaman in time. It's like being married to your little finger, but he's all mine.
Gabriel Garcia Marquez
#24. That's the weird thing about not being married - you can't get regular kissing; you can't be guaranteed of it, and that's a great shame.
Dawn French
#25. I'm very comfortable being married to an extremely strong, opinionated, and driven woman. But I also sit at the head of the table. I have both of those sides to me.
Kevin Bacon
#26. You would think that a rock star being married to a super-model would be one of the greatest things in the world. It is.
David Bowie
#27. The best part about being married is feeling centered. Nothing else matters so much as long as you can come home and be with your family.
Patrick Dempsey
#28. In the end, if you can't trust each other, what's the point of being married?
Sylvie Meis
#29. The following is a phrase we don't hear enough but that I sincerely mean (and our culture needs to hear more often): I love being married.
Mark Hart
#30. They are strong wives, devoted moms, and beautiful women, trying to find a way to earn and keep their wings because God knows, it's not easy being married to the military.
L.M. Fields
#31. Being married to two extremely high profile, you know, actresses, and being sort of chased by, you know, paparazzi and people, it's a whole different dynamic happens to a relationship when that happens. All of a sudden, things get a little crazy, a little crazy.
Tommy Lee
#32. Torture is being married to a proud, insensitive man, while an attentive, supportive man lives under the same roof.
Heather Day Gilbert
#33. Kids are a lesson every day, and being married is a lesson every day, but I think having a boutique and running it with my husband and having our careers and raising children was something that was really an eye-opener all the time.
Lisa Rinna
#34. It has not been an easy cross to bear. It has caused considerable confusion. My husband constantly complained about the awkwardness of being married to a woman whom he called Sister.
Sister Parish
#35. But I didn't say he was married. I said he was engaged to be married. There is a great difference. I have a distinct remembrance of being married, but I have no recollection at all of being engaged. I am inclined to think that I never was engaged.
Oscar Wilde
#37. He always says that,' muttered Vimes as the two men hurried down the stairs. 'He knows I don't like being married to a duchess.'
'I thought you and Lady Sybil-'
'Oh, being married to Sybil is fine, fine,' said Vimes hurriedly. 'It's just the duchess bit I don't like.
Terry Pratchett
#38. I guess because it feels more open, but I think being married is way sexier, because it's really like your soul partner in a permanent fashion, and then you strive for it to be something permanent, and that type of commitment and trust, if you can achieve it, is so good for the soul.
Leelee Sobieski
#39. There's an element of tongue-in-cheek in every one of our songs. Walking off into the sunset, holding hands, and being married forever was not exactly a brand new idea.
Peter Noone
#40. I love being married. It's great. But I hate arguing. I hate fighting. You know what I do now? When we get in an argument, I just take her side against me. It's just easier; it goes quicker. She's like, "What's wrong with you?" And I'm like, "I know! Damn it! Argh!"
Louis C.K.
#41. I can handle being married for my money; it's being married for my life insurance that gives me pause ...
Jacob M. Appel
#42. Every day there is a compromise. Living with somebody requires a lot of understanding. But I love being married. I really love it.
Nicole Kidman
#43. One of the great benefits of being married is always having someone to tie one's tie.
Cynthia Harrod-Eagles
#44. I went from such a testosterone-driven show to the exact opposite, because 'Friends With Better Lives' is run by the ladies. I imagine it's close to what being married feels like.
Kevin Connolly
#45. Learning to not be selfish is what has changed in me the most since being married.
Blake Shelton
#46. I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Rita Rudner
#47. Being married means I can break wind and eat ice cream in bed.
Brad Pitt
#48. We're planning on being married for a long, long time.
Nick Lachey
#49. I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too - for being married so many times.
Elizabeth Taylor
#50. Being married to a daughter of India is a natural complement of my being in this country for 30 years. My roots are very much in this country, even though I remain a Westerner.
Francois Gautier
#51. It was important for the Supreme Court to say it's a matter of constitutional law that everyone is equal, to say everyone is entitled to the dignity that comes from being married to the person you love.
David Boies
#52. Republican presidential hopeful Mike Hucka-BS is attacking actress Natalie Portman for getting pregnant without being married. It could get a little awkward if he runs into Sarah and Bristol Palin at Fox News.
Jay Leno
#53. It must be an odd feeling to be thankful to nobody in particular. Christians in public institutions often see this odd thing happening on Thanksgiving Day. Everyone in the institution seems to be thankful 'in general.' It's very strange. It's a little like being married in general.
Cornelius Plantinga
#54. I get so much out of being married and raising my kids - that's really important to me.
Tracy Pollan
#55. I am not sure how much I would like being married if I wasn't married to him. A man who likes flea markets and isn't gay? I knew I was lucky.
Lynda Barry
#56. My vanity is I'm terribly romantic! But being married is lovely.
Matthew Macfadyen
#57. I love being married more than anyone. It's what I always wanted. I found the person who's perfect for me, and we have a great time and a great partnership.
Rebecca Gayheart
#58. When asked his secret of love, being married fifty-four years to the same
person, he said, "Ruth and I are happily incompatible."
Billy Graham
#59. I like being married, but it was never something I felt I had to do.
Toni Collette
#60. Failure is part of being human, and it is definitely part of being married.
Ada Calhoun
#61. I'm still picking pockets
I just do it as legally as I can. Being married to a cop limits certain activities.
J.D. Robb
#62. I like the idea of being with someone forever, being married to them.
Harriet Evans
#63. I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences.
Brian Kiley
#64. I would like to have as much going on as other people do, but my problem is I get so attached to things, and there's my kids, and I need my sleep, and then there's being married - gotta check in on that, too.
Joss Whedon
#65. Most people don't want to get married. Being married, that's a responsibility.
Lamar Odom
#66. After being married, hearing 'You're hot!' from a total stranger means a hundred times more than hearing it from your husband.
Andrea Savage
#67. Writing is the only thing I've ever done with persistence, except for being married.
Richard Ford
#68. I had, of course, no model for that sort of woman being married, but I can make that up as I go along.
Elizabeth Moon
#69. Being married cuts on your freedom. Having a husband or a relationship at all puts constraints on you. by Michael.
Emily Giffin
#70. It breaks my heart when couples focus more on being wed than being married. Two become one doesn't happen without work, humility, and sacrifice.
Mark Hart
#71. Being single is not easy. But neither is being married. They are just difficult in different ways as God uses everything in our life to make us more like Jesus, who happened to live a perfect life while single.
Mark Driscoll
#72. There's this issue you're not allowed to discuss: that women are needy. Men can go for longer, more happily, without women. That's the truth. We don't, as little boys, play at being married - we try to avoid it for as long as possible. Meanwhile women are out there hunting for husbands.
Steven Moffat
#73. I like getting married, but I don't like being married.
Don Adams
#74. I remember being married to John Barry and trying to be the best wife in the world.
Jane Birkin
#75. Marriage is important to me and I love the idea of being married.
Nicole Appleton
#76. Happiness is being married to your best friend.
Barbara Weeks
#77. The public doesn't mind people living together without being married, providing they don't overdo it.
Marilyn Monroe
#78. If you gave me a choice between being married and being a baseball player, that's a no-brainer. I would be married any day. I just love it.
Lance Berkman
#79. I went from being married to living on my own in L.A., to having a new boyfriend and just being totally self-sufficient and super independent. It's awesome. I love it!
Lindsey Vonn
#80. Life is also meaningful without being married', she had once told her mother, and marrying merely for the sake of it was, in her view, 'one of the greatest mistakes a woman can make
Helen Rappaport
#81. If you want to be free to serve Jesus, there's no question - stay single. Marriage takes a lot of time. But if you want to become more like Jesus, I can't imagine any better thing to do than to get married. Being married forces you to face some character issues you'd never have to face otherwise.
Gary L. Thomas
#82. Each time I tell myself you have reached the summit of your strangeness, you find a way to climb still higher." "Look at it this way: being married to me will never be boring.
Seanan McGuire
#83. But you should know the love can wear away under the stress of being married. Someone you think you love now, you might start to hate when he couldn't take care of your children, it'd be even worse. Love doesn't always survive under those circumstances.
Kiera Cass
#84. I've missed pancakes. But I'll miss being married to you more.
Molly McAdams
#85. As far as being married and what it means to me ... it's nice knowing that I have a partner in life and that someone's got my back.
Jessica Alba
#86. Being married to a psychologist, I realize that I learn more from imperfections.
Patricia MacLachlan
#87. I would rather not be engaged. When people are engaged, they begin to think of being married soon, and I should like everything to go on for a long while just as it is.
George Eliot
#88. I'm about the only person in my family that's made it to 24 without being married. That's the way it works where I'm from. Most people, if you find someone to marry in high school, you do that, and if you don't find that, then you find someone in college.
Carrie Underwood
#89. Juno: "The heroes of olympus must unite! After your victory over kronos in manhattan ... well I fear that wounded jupiter's self-esteem."
Percy: Cause I was right and he was wrong"
Juno: "He should be used to that after being married to me so long, but alas.
Rick Riordan
#90. Being married, I would say most relationships are pretty codependent in some ways.
Rene Russo
#91. I think that you can get more passionate about somebody the longer you're with them and the more you know them and the more you go through together. Being married is definitely better than it's cracked up to be I think.
Emily Mortimer
#92. Being married is amazing. Being married is incredibly difficult. Being married can seem impossibly hard. Being married is incredibly beautiful. Yes, marriage is a fragile blend of all of this and more.
Lysa TerKeurst
#93. And when I think about that, I think that if nothing but being married will help a man, he's durn nigh hopeless.
William Faulkner
#94. Love is not being married or in a romantic relationship. Love is intimate communion with another's soul.
Cloris Kylie
#95. Maybe being married is talking to oneself with one's other self listening.
Ruth Rendell
#96. I have never had any great esteem for the generality of the fair sex, and my only consolation for being of that gender has been the assurance it gave me of never being married to any one among them.
Mary Wortley Montagu
#97. Being married is like having somebody permanently in your corner. It feels limitless, not limited.
Gloria Steinem
#98. Playing for Billy Martin is like being married to him. Right now, we're all sleeping on the couch.
Matt Keough
#99. The best part of being married is ... you don't have to explain a lot of things. Those wordless moments when you both know that what you witnessed together is funny, idiotic, or really sweet. Being connected is pretty miraculous.
Paul Reiser
#100. I think about being married again, having a home and a wife. No one can ever be married too many times, and maybe if I keep trying I'll get it right one day.
Richard Pryor
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