Quotes About Bad Customer Service

#1. Religion is a cow. It gives milk, but it also kicks.

Gautama Buddha

#2. Everyone praises Sachin Tendulkar. He may be a genius in his own right but in my book, Rahul Dravid is the artist. Dravid's defence tactics, his strokes, his cuts, his grace are truly amazing. I'd like to meet the chap sometime and take my hat off to him.

Peter O'Toole

#3. Hey, don't take this the wrong way, but don't come back, ok?

Cornelia Funke

#4. She heard the trace of fear in his voice. The fear that a small boy must have felt when every woman he loved had disappeared from his life, swept away by a merciless fever. She didn't know how to reassure him, or how to console his long-ago grief.

Lisa Kleypas

#5. News of bad customer service reaches more than twice as many ears as praise for a good service experience.

Timi Nadela

#6. World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation.

Eliezer Yudkowsky

#7. What am I doing? If they find out what I've done ... but I can't lose her. I can't.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

#8. CEOs hate variance. It's the enemy. Variance in customer service is bad. Variance in quality is bad. CEOs love processes that are standardized, routinized, predictable. Stamping out variance makes a complex job a bit less complex.

Marcus Buckingham

#9. Leadership is the ability to articulate a vision and get others to carry it out.

Jeffrey A. Krames

#10. The President's call for more math and science students is not being heeded by his party's leaders in Congress. They are cutting over $10 billion from student aide while refusing to fully fund No Child Left Behind. Something doesn't add up.

Jim Clyburn

#11. I've always been a poor sport and a sore loser ... any other behavior might encourage a repeat performance

Josh Stern

#12. The rolling stone never gathereth mosse.

John Heywood

#13. Cable companies aren't bad because they're parts of unwieldy media conglomerates. They're bad because they're monopolies (even where they are no longer legally exclusive) and because the government policies that made them monopolies rewarded lobbying over customer service.

Virginia Postrel

#14. And the customer has a voice; provide a bad product or lousy service at your peril.

Eric Schmidt

#15. The problem with at-home IQ tests is that too many people wouldn't understand the results. Calling customer service is a bad sign.

Iimani David

#16. Kakimi chertyami oni viigrali holodnuyu voinu?"
This translates roughly to: "How the hell did these people win the Cold War?

Dave Barry

#17. Spring is a sacred season.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#18. To teach, learn. To learn, teach.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#19. When Javert finally realized that Valjean had something he himself didn't - mercy - did he shrug and find a new obsession, like knitting or Game of Thrones? No. Because without Valjean to hate, he didn't know who he was anymore.

Jodi Picoult