Quotes About Anus

#1. Among a list of measures effective for inducing vomiting, she included: Injections of tobacco into the anus through a pipe stem.

Erik Larson

#2. I will pull your pancreas out through your nose and feed it back to you in a drip inserted into your anus is that clear?

Sara Wolf

#3. Rowf's rump slid suddenly forward as smoothly as a turd from a healthy anus.

Richard Adams

#4. Shoes off in the whale! And don't try and make a break for the anus.

Christopher Moore

#5. Man
is a bird full of mud,
I say aloud.
And death looks on with a casual eye
and scratches his anus.

Anne Sexton

#6. I got divorced from my wife on June 6, 2006. Yeah, 6-6-06, which coincidentally, was when my wife turned into a demon spawned from Satan's anus. But for legal reasons, I have to call her, Kate.

Christopher Titus

#7. Oh if only instead of being a hell, the universe had been an immense anus!

Comte De Lautreamont

#8. Kiss my ass and my anus'cause it's finally famous

Nicki Minaj

#9. The torture that they are coming up with in China is so creative. They have this other method where they'll take a bamboo and they'll plant it in your anus and just let it grow. So patient. Man, watch out for China, I say. They have all the ambition as we do but none of the heart.

Kristen Schaal

#10. What kind of power was it if everybody knew that it would never be used? Better to say that it was not there, that it was no more than the power in the anus of the proud dog who tried to put out a furnace with his puny fart ... He turned the yam with a stick.

Chinua Achebe

#11. My father was swallowed alive by his own anus. It was a terrible way to go.

Ryan Reynolds

#12. My head is buried so far up the anus of the culture.

Felicia Day

#13. Something out there has a comm array that'll put a dot the size of your anus on us from over three AU away," Alex said. "Okay, wow, that's impressive. What is our anus-sized dot saying?" Holden asked.

James S.A. Corey

#14. For what angry God arching backward over the world. his anus spitting fire, the fetid breath of his mouth propelling blood-colored clouds, his navel full of burnt pitch and singed feathers, have we given our eyes, our teeth, our eyeglasses, bales of our our hair, and the magic of our worthless gold?

Erica Jong

#15. It was shaping up to be one of a handful of days in my life that filled me with the kind of anticipation and excitement that makes your anus tingle ever so slightly.

Chad Kultgen

#16. On the outside, the man of today is carefully groomed, perhaps unnecessarily and over carefully clean; while inside he is dirtier than the dirtiest animal - whose anus is as clean as its mouth, provided said animal has not been "domesticated" by "civilized" man.

Arnold Ehret

#17. Okay, A as in apple - Not apple. A as in anus, it's a different sound.

NoViolet Bulawayo

#18. pointing handheld communication devices at themselves. The females puckered their lips for the devices. Perhaps mimicking an anus? He wasn't sure.

Luke Kondor

#19. Kevin Kelly, let The Rock answer your question with a question of his own: Are you mentally, as well as physically prepared to tickle the anus of a monkey?

Dwayne Johnson

#20. Think of it.' said Robert Rosenbluth, a doctor whose acquaintance i made at the start of this book. 'no engineer could design something as multifunctional and fine tuned as an anus. to call someone an asshole is really bragging him up.

Mary Roach

#21. Meaning 'by way of the anus'. 'Per Annum', with two n's, means 'yearly'. The correct answer to the question, 'What is the birthrate per anum?' is zero (one hopes).

Mary Roach

#22. Young, zombie, and famous, with money hanging out ma anus.

K. Bartholomew

#23. I'm like really famous. I got a famous anus.

Nicki Minaj

#24. Some truly bad writing, but brilliantly funny at the same time.
"When he was yet a million miles away the bright ring of fire that marked its portal filled the sky in front of him, flexing and twisting like the devil's anus in spasms of immortal agony.

Alan Glasser

#25. Why aren't you at your booth?" "She ran out of bats' testicles and hares' anuses," I piped up.
"Is it anuses or ani?" Roxy asked in an aside, looking perplexed. "You say octopi, don't you? Shouldn't more than one hare's anus be ani?

Katie MacAlister

#26. My anus, like the inside of my nose, is something I can finger but can't examine.

Bia Lowe

#27. Are there glass shards in my anus?

Dane Cook

#28. Judge Schreber has sunbeams in his ass. A solar anus. And rest assured that it works.

Gilles Deleuze

#29. Course you can't fucking see, buddy, it's darker than a nun's virgin anus down here.

Charlie Huston

#30. Christ, I walk through an inferno unscatched, then singe my ass on the flight back."
[ ... ]
"You guys are the ... the heart and brain of the Great Machine."
"Yeah? Then you're the inflamed anus."
"You're not the brain, by the way.

Brian K. Vaughan

#31. You know the difference between an asshole and an anus?" He spoke from the side of his mouth. "What's that?" "An anus can't say 'that went well.

Craig Johnson

#32. The male doesn't eat - it doesn't even have a mouth or an anus - so it does nothing but mate until death.

Amy Stewart

#33. again. But this time, her anus was exposed, and

Thomas Henry

#34. Therein lies the rub of a place like Berkeley Bowl. You get seduced by an 11-pound apple that turns out to be a fake watermelon with an anus.

Jad Abumrad

#35. She wrangled her tits into the bustier cups. It was like trying to pipe Jello into an ant's anus, but eventually she was cinched tight. Dove tried the rollers again. No luck. They weren't coming out, and it made her a little sick to her stomach thinking about what it would take to remove them.

Debra Anastasia

#36. She looked away from him, drawing hard on her Rothman's; when her mouth puckered into hard little lines around the cigarette, it looked like a cat's anus.

Robert Galbraith

#37. The state of relaxation of the mouth and jaw is directly correlated to the ability of the cervix, the vagina, and the anus to open to full capacity.

Ina May Gaskin

#38. I have a theory that as human beings get older, chemicals are released into the brain to prepare us for the end. Sort of like how the nurse lubes your ass up before the anus-cam. It makes the whole thing a lot easier to swallow. Easier, not enjoyable.

Kris D'Agostino

#39. I've been abducted and probed in the anus.
On purpose.

Tom DeLonge

#40. A brick could be used to decorate the interior of your anus. Here, bend over and let me demonstrate.

Jarod Kintz

#41. Joey described to her the sleek warm neatness of her turds as they slid from her anus and fell into his open mouth, where, since they were only words, they tasted like excellent dark chocolate.

Jonathan Franzen

#42. No animal likes to be pecked on the anus by a duck.

Nicholson Baker

#43. With practice I will eventually realize my goal; in the meantime, come to Paris and you will find me, headphones plugged tight in my external audio meatus, walking the quays and whispering, 'Has anything else been inserted into your anus? Has anything else been inserted into your anus?

David Sedaris

#44. Funding a civilization through advertising is like trying to get nutrition by connecting a tube from one's anus to one's mouth.

Jaron Lanier

#45. For the husband, the male prostate can only be accessed through the anus. It is called the "male G-spot" as it is reportedly a source of great pleasure when stroked by such things as a wife's finger.

Mark Driscoll

#46. Oh incomprehensible pederasts, I shall not heap insults upon your great degradation; I shall not be the one to pour scorn on your infundibuliform anus. It is enough that the shameful and almost incurable maladies which besiege you should bring with them their unfailing punishments.

Comte De Lautreamont

#47. Since when has leadership been a criterion for sanity? Or vice versa. Hitler was a gifted leader, even Nixon. Exhibit leadership qualities as an adolescent, they pack you off to law school for an anus transplant. If it takes, you go into government.

Tom Robbins

#48. I saw some amazing, beautiful, invigorating parts of America, but I saw some dark parts of America, an ugly side of America, a side of America that rarely sees the light of day. I refer, of course, to the anus and testicles of my co-star, Ken Davitian.

Sacha Baron Cohen

#49. I want to have my throat slashed while violating the girl to whom I will have been able to say: you are the night.

Georges Bataille

#50. If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.

Karl Pilkington