Pull Your Pants Up Quotes

#1. If your mother still drives you to school, you are not a gangster, pull your pants up!

Bill Engvall

#2. Pull your pants up, would you?" Honor said, tugging on his low-slung shorts. "They're about to fall off."
"That's how the ladies like 'em.

Robin Bielman

#3. People have told me to have sex when i feel the desire to, but right now i have no desire to pull my pants down in front of a girl.

Zac Hanson

#4. Wisdom of the Ages: Do the aliens on the moon pull down their pants and 'earth' their friends for fun?

Matthew D. Heines

#5. Sex stops when you pull up your pants,
Love never lets you go.

Kingsley Amis

#6. Pull down your pants! I've heard about nigger-cocks my whole life but never seen one!

Stephen King

#7. I don't show my body for a good cause ... if one day in a concert I pull down my pants, I would leave without job to those reporters who say I'm a woman

Bill Kaulitz

#8. I'm really clumsy, so I trip and fall a lot. And every time I perform in New York my pants split onstage. That's happened four or five times. Every time, I pull on my mom's jeans as fast as I can, so there we are, standing backstage without our pants on. It's like a curse.

Jessica Simpson

#9. I like suits. I mean, I always feel good in a suit; I'm more of a suit guy than a shirt-and-jeans-type guy, probably. You know, like, I love Brad Goresky's style. And sometimes he'll wear a pair of, like, leopard pants, and I'm like, I couldn't pull that off, but I appreciate it from afar.

Jesse Tyler Ferguson

#10. I could buy that she would murder me in a fit of rage, poison me out of flaming jealousy, or bomb my car out of sheer, stubborn pique. But she would never do it and feel nothing.

Jim Butcher

#11. Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

Diane Arbus

#12. Thomas, I can pull down you're pants and point you downwind, but even with the Lord's help I can't pee for you.

Bernard Cornwell

#13. If I sit across from you much longer, I'm going to pull you astride my lap and kiss your superbly formed mouth until you soak straight through my pants." He pulled back just enough to watch redness suffuse her cheeks. "It wouldn't take long, sweetheart. I can do amazing things with my tongue.

Tessa Bailey

#14. At the root of all power and motion, at the burning center of existence itself, there is music and rhythm.

George Leonard

#15. Working from home or going on maternity leave is no excuse to let go of your look. The more you schlep around in drawstring pants and tees, the less you're going to be able to pull yourself together when necessary.

Nina Garcia

#16. I used to always pull my jersey out of my pants. Earl Tatum was like that, too. I was just more comfortable. There were no rules then. They didn't make you tuck your jerseys in and it was just comfortable for me.

Bo Ellis

#17. You can scream you're Indian, you can disavow your religion, you can even be the next incarnation of Krishna for all your Hindu countrymen will care. Their HRM will pull down your pants and check your foreskin and slaughter you just the same.

Manil Suri

#18. Now we're going to go back in ther and get you something to eat. Then you're going to pull you big boy pants up and act like a man. My granddaughter needs her strapping boyfriend to be strong and not act like a pussy

Sophie Monroe

#19. Every rock song is some variation of 'Pull down your pants'

Bruce Springsteen

#20. Marky! Pull up your pants!

Penny Marshall

#21. I'd pull your pants down and let you ride me right here.

Erin McCarthy

#22. I'm just a proud papa and it's nice to get that validation from my colleagues in the industry. You get up, you pull your pants down and you're like, "Here it is!"

Richard Patrick

#23. If a war-like situation persists, public sentiment will be with the government of the day. It always happens. People who would love to pull down the government's pants suddenly become patriotic!' said

Ashwin Sanghi

#24. Hell's a dry heat too. It still sucks. Let me know if you pull anything. I'm gonna go get a cold beer and pour it down my pants.

Christa Faust

#25. It is best to know when to keep your salami in your pants and when to pull it out, however, and even my priests have had some difficulty with that issue.

Kevin Hearne

#26. You have to let go of what is holding you back.

Celso Cukierkorn

#27. After all, a district judge who gives harsh sentences to Yankees fans and lenient sentences to Red Sox fans would not be acting reasonably even if her procedural rulings were impeccable.

John Paul Stevens

#28. Kings don't sneak.

Meg Cabot

#29. Thats' Right, Chlo. I want you so Much you make me shake in my f ... pants. I'm obsessed with you with where you are and what to do and who the f ... you're with T want to bury myself inside you so deep I won't ever want to pull out.

Red Garnier

#30. Proper worship is living a life in spirit and truth.

Jefferson Bethke

#31. I want to reach in my pants, pull out my virginity, wrap it up and put a bow on it. Or maybe stick it in a gift bag from Target and give it to him like a present with a nice card that says, Thank you for being you! Just a little virginity to show you may gratitude!

Tara Sivec

#32. What matters is the sinner becomes a saint through the grace of salvation in Christ Jesus.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#33. You can take that needle out of my leg now. I'd like to pull up my pants.

Alison Kemper

#34. I miss being able to wake up when I want and go on stage when I want and pull down my pants when I want.

Mark Wahlberg