Pull Up Your Pants Quotes

#1. Sex stops when you pull up your pants,
Love never lets you go.

Kingsley Amis

#2. Marky! Pull up your pants!

Penny Marshall

#3. The believing mind reaches its perihelion in the so-called Liberals. They believe in each and every quack who sets up his booth inthe fairgrounds, including the Communists. The Communists have some talents too, but they always fall short of believing in the Liberals.

H.L. Mencken

#4. Wisdom of the Ages: Do the aliens on the moon pull down their pants and 'earth' their friends for fun?

Matthew D. Heines

#5. I'm really clumsy, so I trip and fall a lot. And every time I perform in New York my pants split onstage. That's happened four or five times. Every time, I pull on my mom's jeans as fast as I can, so there we are, standing backstage without our pants on. It's like a curse.

Jessica Simpson

#6. If your mother still drives you to school, you are not a gangster, pull your pants up!

Bill Engvall

#7. I like suits. I mean, I always feel good in a suit; I'm more of a suit guy than a shirt-and-jeans-type guy, probably. You know, like, I love Brad Goresky's style. And sometimes he'll wear a pair of, like, leopard pants, and I'm like, I couldn't pull that off, but I appreciate it from afar.

Jesse Tyler Ferguson

#8. Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

Diane Arbus

#9. Thomas, I can pull down you're pants and point you downwind, but even with the Lord's help I can't pee for you.

Bernard Cornwell

#10. If I sit across from you much longer, I'm going to pull you astride my lap and kiss your superbly formed mouth until you soak straight through my pants." He pulled back just enough to watch redness suffuse her cheeks. "It wouldn't take long, sweetheart. I can do amazing things with my tongue.

Tessa Bailey

#11. You can tell James Duthie to shove that quiz. I have a few other words I can tell you about the quiz.

John Tortorella

#12. Working from home or going on maternity leave is no excuse to let go of your look. The more you schlep around in drawstring pants and tees, the less you're going to be able to pull yourself together when necessary.

Nina Garcia

#13. They see themselves as athletes and only athletes.

John Murray

#14. I used to always pull my jersey out of my pants. Earl Tatum was like that, too. I was just more comfortable. There were no rules then. They didn't make you tuck your jerseys in and it was just comfortable for me.

Bo Ellis

#15. You can scream you're Indian, you can disavow your religion, you can even be the next incarnation of Krishna for all your Hindu countrymen will care. Their HRM will pull down your pants and check your foreskin and slaughter you just the same.

Manil Suri

#16. Now we're going to go back in ther and get you something to eat. Then you're going to pull you big boy pants up and act like a man. My granddaughter needs her strapping boyfriend to be strong and not act like a pussy

Sophie Monroe

#17. We know that every moment is a moment of grace, every hour an offering; not to share them would mean to betray them.

Elie Wiesel

#18. I don't show my body for a good cause ... if one day in a concert I pull down my pants, I would leave without job to those reporters who say I'm a woman

Bill Kaulitz

#19. Pull down your pants! I've heard about nigger-cocks my whole life but never seen one!

Stephen King

#20. People have told me to have sex when i feel the desire to, but right now i have no desire to pull my pants down in front of a girl.

Zac Hanson

#21. Every rock song is some variation of 'Pull down your pants'

Bruce Springsteen

#22. I'd pull your pants down and let you ride me right here.

Erin McCarthy

#23. I'm just a proud papa and it's nice to get that validation from my colleagues in the industry. You get up, you pull your pants down and you're like, "Here it is!"

Richard Patrick

#24. If a war-like situation persists, public sentiment will be with the government of the day. It always happens. People who would love to pull down the government's pants suddenly become patriotic!' said

Ashwin Sanghi

#25. Hell's a dry heat too. It still sucks. Let me know if you pull anything. I'm gonna go get a cold beer and pour it down my pants.

Christa Faust

#26. Success is no magic; grab a handful of hope and never let it go till you get there!

Israelmore Ayivor

#27. Look at YouTube, how many talented people there are. It's a whole new world of how to express yourself. I don't know how to work that world, but take advantage of it.

Penny Marshall

#28. It is best to know when to keep your salami in your pants and when to pull it out, however, and even my priests have had some difficulty with that issue.

Kevin Hearne

#29. Thats' Right, Chlo. I want you so Much you make me shake in my f ... pants. I'm obsessed with you with where you are and what to do and who the f ... you're with T want to bury myself inside you so deep I won't ever want to pull out.

Red Garnier

#30. I want to reach in my pants, pull out my virginity, wrap it up and put a bow on it. Or maybe stick it in a gift bag from Target and give it to him like a present with a nice card that says, Thank you for being you! Just a little virginity to show you may gratitude!

Tara Sivec

#31. You can take that needle out of my leg now. I'd like to pull up my pants.

Alison Kemper

#32. Pull your pants up, would you?" Honor said, tugging on his low-slung shorts. "They're about to fall off."
"That's how the ladies like 'em.

Robin Bielman

#33. I miss being able to wake up when I want and go on stage when I want and pull down my pants when I want.

Mark Wahlberg