Politics Jokes Quotes

#1. I am the illegal alien of commentary. I will do the jokes that no one else will do.

Ann Coulter

#2. The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

Will Rogers

#3. Bad jokes and gay marriage are destroying this country. But torture can save it.

Jon Stewart

#4. Sarah Palin uses me as a laugh line in her stump speeches. If you're willing to turn me into a joke, you should also be willing to talk to me.

Rachel Maddow

#5. Star Wars film is breaking all previous box office records. (Why might we want to revisit those characters, that narrative, those jokes and tropes again, in this way, right now? I wonder what it will turn out to reveal about the economics and politics of this moment.)

Laura Mullen

#6. Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments.

Isaac Asimov

#7. I like a President who tells jokes instead of appointing them.

Bob Hope

#8. Why, if you only knew the secrets to which I'm privy!"
"My dear Lifeblesser, please trust me when I say the I have no desire to know any secrets which involve you and a privy.

Brandon Sanderson

#9. I don't do politics, I don't do religion, I don't do ethnic jokes.

Bill Engvall

#10. You start out wanting to change the world through language, and end up thinking it's enough to tell a few good jokes.

David Nicholls

#11. There's always a source for humor [in politics]. If it's inappropriate to write about, if there's nothing funny about it, then it's not funny. So it sort of selects itself. It has to. And plus, often something that wouldn't be funny at the time is okay to make jokes about later.

Calvin Trillin

#12. If u want to work in Corporate, then u should know how to play Chess.

Honeya

#13. Jokes are many things. 'Funny' is only one of them.

Melinda Chapman