Data Jokes Quotes

#1. I think that all services will have downtime. No matter how much you prepare, have redundant systems, or audit, there will periodically be a black swan event that is completely unlike whatever you've experienced before. It even happens to Google!

Matt Mullenweg

#2. Self-contemplation is infallibly the symptom of disease.

Thomas Carlyle

#3. It's not about eating healthy to lose weight. It's about eating healthy to feel good.

Demi Lovato

#4. I might sing a gospel song in Arabic or do something in Hebrew. I want to mix it up and do it differently than one might imagine.

Stevie Wonder

#5. Bought all the Beatle records, I sounded just like Paul.

Mac Davis

#6. I could sit in a pub and tell you all the things that are written in this book but you wouldn't fucking listen.

Banksy

#7. The only limits you have are the ones you put on yourself

Jane Savoie

#8. For in order that man may do well, whether in the works of the active life, or in those of the contemplative life, he needs the fellowship of friends.

Thomas Aquinas

#9. I will be harsh and stern against the aggressor, but I will be a pillar of strength for the weak.I will not calm down until I will put one cheek of a tyrant on the ground and the other under my feet, and for the poor and weak, I will put my cheek on the ground.

Umar

#10. Are you here to experience life or think about it?

Jaggi Vasudev

#11. Statistics, one may hope, will improve gradually, and become good for something. Meanwhile, it is to be feared the crabbed satirist was partly right, as things go: "A judicious man," says he, "looks at Statistics, not to get knowledge, but to save himself from having ignorance foisted on him."

Thomas Carlyle

#12. Just seconds of knowing and remembering. When people get weepy at movies, it's because in that dark theater the golden pool of magic is touched, just briefly.

Robert McCammon

#13. The thing that all sports have in common is that they have no fantasy elements, which is a little weird.

Jesse Schell

#14. It's amazing [ ... ] how perfectly honest people who would starve rather than steal sixpence, will steal books without compunction.

Jill Paton Walsh