Top 48 Pick Up Line Quotes
#1. The blinking of eyes is an involuntary reflex action, provided they eyes are not watching your beauty.
Amit Kalantri
#2. I am a mathematician and I can confidently say that the best figure ever produced is your phone number.
Amit Kalantri
#3. Really? I'm trying to place you. It seems like we've met before. Did I just issue him a pick up line? Fantastic, I've now sunk to the level of desperate teenage boys everywhere.
Jamie McGuire
#4. Czech Republics worst pick up line: What's a nice place like this doing around a women like you?
Franz Wisner
#5. The mouth can be better engaged than with a cylinder of rank weed.
James Joyce
#6. I'm not someone who enjoys long talks, long rehearsals. I'm very technical: I tell my actors, you come in, you sit down, you pick up a coffee, you look here, you say the line. We try it with the cameras rolling, and if it doesn't work, we adjust it until it does. It's very simple.
Michael Haneke
#7. It's goddamned funny in this police racket how an old woman can look out of a window and see a guy running and pick him out of a line-up six months later, but we can show hotel help a clear photo and they just can't be sure.'
'That's one of the qualifications for good hotel help,' I said.
Raymond Chandler
#8. You are like seven of the strangest women I have ever met.
Aaron Sorkin
#9. God really must have had a sense of humor, because if I had to name my biggest turn-on, it was literature. And he had just recommended a book that I didn't know, that wasn't taught in school. If I were single, there would be no better pick-up line.
Kody Keplinger
#10. Okay, listen, I don't know what dumb lines you are used to giving girls so they fall all over you but I just want you to know that I wasn't born yesterday so I am gonna go now and leave you to whatever dumb idiot girl is gonna buy that line.
Andrea Portes
#11. In material things, there are seven wonders; in human beings there is only one wonder - and that's you.
Amit Kalantri
#12. Look, the hard-line Jewish position is based, to this day, on the idea that the Palestinian Arabs somehow or other will either accept third-class status, or they will pick up and go away. Now, this isn't happening.
Arthur Hertzberg
#13. Seamus: "I was wondering if you would like to go get some coffee"
Cara: "Well that depends ... do you like to take long walks?"
Seamus: "Yes"
Cara: "Do you like sex?"
Seamus: "Yeees"
Cara: "Then take a f***ing hike and leave me the hell alone.
Erin McCarthy
#14. Children have always liked the princess story, but they never knew what was her name. I think the princess was, is and will always be you.
Amit Kalantri
#15. Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus. Where are Angels like you are from?
Amit Kalantri
#16. If beauty had religious and spiritual importance, there would have been your temples all around the world.
Amit Kalantri
#17. The person who is impatient with weakness will be ineffective in his leadership. The evidence of our strength lies not in the distance that separates us from other runners but in our closure with them, our slower pace for their sakes, our helping them pick it up and cross the line.
J. Oswald Sanders
#18. If I have only one coin left in the world, I will buy a rose to propose to you.
Amit Kalantri
#19. Love goes toward love as schoolboys from their books,
But love from love, toward school with heavy looks.
William Shakespeare
#20. The good psychic would pick up the phone before it rang. Of course it is possible there was noone on the other line. Once she said "God Bless you" I said, "I didn't sneeze" She looked deep into my eyes and said, "You will, eventually." And damn it if she wasn't right. Two days later I sneezed.
Ellen DeGeneres
#21. She'd either be certain then, that he was crazy, or he'd look like nothing more than a pervert with a cheesy pick up line.
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
"Of course it did, asshole. I bled out in the fucking street.
J.M. Darhower
#22. I think of you only twice a day - when I am alone and when I am with someone else.
Amit Kalantri
#23. I'm not really a pick-up-line guy. I don't know what I do.
Harry Styles
#24. Angus was courting me with lines that stabbed deep in lonely, barren places. Like an unfair conqueror, he was delivering his words with an accent that had me dreaming of castles and lochs, and strong thighs under a rough kilt.
Cheryl R Cowtan
#25. You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope.
Victor Hugo
#26. Delores is a gorgeous name, for a gorgeous girl. Plus, it rhymes with clitoris ... and I really know my way around them. Big fan.
Emma Chase
#27. President Bush stopped off at a bass pro fishing store to pick up a fishing reel, some line and some rubber worms. He's going to disappear and go fishing. So he must think he's back in the National Guard.
Jay Leno
#28. The first time they'd met, in this very pub, he'd hit on her using so little finesse, she'd been forced to ask if he was kidding. Granted, they'd both had a few too many drinks that night, but nothing excused the line, "I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you." Nothing.
Tessa Bailey
#29. You're like a picture; you ought to be enclosed in a gilt frame and stand against the wall.
Henry James
#30. Can you spare some change? is never a good pick up line.
Dov Davidoff
#32. Overheard at O'Banion's Beer Emporium: "Pardon me, darlin', but I'm writin' a telephone book. C'n I have yer number?
Henry D. Spalding
#33. The Line welcomed rain and sun. Seeds germinated in mass graves, between skulls and femurs and broken pick handles, tendrils rose up alongside dog spikes and clavicles, thrust around teak sleepers and tibias, scapulas, vertebrae, fibulas and femurs.
Richard Flanagan
#34. The moon is too old, the flower is too old;even the sunset is not enough. The only relevant metaphor for you is your mirror image.
Amit Kalantri
#35. But metaphors can reduce the distance." "We're not metaphors." "I know, but metaphors eliminates what separates you and me.
Haruki Murakami
#36. Innocent tourists? You make me sound like the big bad wolf."
"And you're not?" I questioned.
"Only if you're Red Riding Hood," he said flirtatiously.
"Wow, that's original.
Alyssa Rose Ivy
#37. I could see his lips forming the word, Hey, baby. Want to party?
Yeesh. After a hundred thousand years of verbal evolution, could a guy not produce a better pick up line than that?
Cecily White
#38. There's something like a line of gold thread running through a man's words when he talks to his daughter, and gradually over the years it gets to be long enough for you to pick up in your hands and weave into a cloth that feels like love itself.
John Gregory Brown
#39. I sighed and closed my eyes, thumping my head against the bookcase. You take biology? Oh yeah, Franny. What a great fucking pick-up line.
Tahlie Purvis
#41. My best pick-up line is My name is Hugh Hefner.
Hugh Hefner
#42. My pick up line is: Slow down sugar, cause I'm a diabetic!
Nick Jonas
#43. Did you read the part that says, 'Your hair is like a flock of goats'? How romantic is that? Or that other line, 'Your neck is like the tower of David.' Oh, now, that sounds real attractive! If some guy tried those lines on me, I'm sure I'd fall instantly in love with him.
Robin Jones Gunn
#44. As an adult, there are technical aspects of filmmaking you understand, like having to pick up a cup on the same line every time.
Brie Larson
#45. I would find you down the line with broken wings, pick you up, and swear that you would taste the sky again.
Pleasefindthis
#46. There's nothing called a perfect pick-up line. Men always have to face the risk of rejection.
Kabir Bedi
#47. If sleep wasn't necessary, I would have used those 8 hours just to gaze at you.
Amit Kalantri
#48. The thing about a pick-up line is, even if it works, then what? I just figure you unapologetically be yourself, and if it works, cool.
Skylar Astin
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