Opinions Are Like Quotes

#1. Opinions are like phasers - everybody ought to have one.

Mark Rippetoe

#2. Opinions are like hearts. Everyone has one, but they are not ALL healthy.

Lakesha Ruise

#3. Opinions are like feet. Everybody's got a couple, and they usually stink.

Jim Slattery

#4. False opinions are like false money, struck first of all by guilty men and thereafter circulated by honest people who perpetuate the crime without knowing what they are doing.

Joseph De Maistre

#5. It's just my opinion, you see, and opinions are like assholes: everybody has one. They

Stephen King

#6. Opinions are like assholes, everbody's got one.

Harry Callahan

#7. Opinions are like snowflakes, you know what I'm saying?

Feist

#8. Opinions are like nipples, everybody has one. Some have firm points, others are barely discernible through layers, and some are displayed at every opportunity regardless of whether the audience has stated "I am interested in your nipples" or not.

David Thorne

#9. Opinions are like sphincters in that most people have them, just some are louder than others and can be terribly messy if not handled correctly.

T.J. Klune

#10. My dad used to tell me 'opinions are like assholes, everybody has one'

Miley Cyrus

#11. I am recognizing that the voice inside my head
Is urging me to be myself, but never follow someone else
Because opinions are like voices, we all have a different kind.

Q-Tip

#12. There might be all these social media now but it's just a different century with the same kind of people with the same opinions. And opinions are like assholes, Vaughn. Everyone has one, and everyone knows one. Stop caring what everyone else thinks, and think about what you want.

Samantha Towle

#13. To the eternal "Opinions are like assholes - everybody's got one," I just say, "Yeah, but not everybody's got ten thousand of them." It distresses me that the wit of this riposte so often fails to impress the asshole I'm talking to.

Robert Christgau

#14. Opinions are like a**holes, everybody has one.

Clint Eastwood

#15. Opinions are like belly buttons; everybody has one. I never knock a man for his opinion.

Shaquille O'Neal

#16. Opinions are like a**holes, everyone has one and they are usually full of sh*t!

Habeeb Akande

#17. Opinions are like orgasms ... mine matters most and I really don't care if you have one.

Sylvia Plath

#18. Opinions are like some kind of crust that grows on top of things and you want to kind of peel them off.

Susan Sontag

#19. But don't forget, opinions are like assholes, everyone has one, and most of them are just full of shit. - Lacey

Toni Aleo

#20. Opinions are like ugly children ... despite it all you love your own.

Scott Hutchins

#21. Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one and everyone thinks everyone else's stinks.

Simone Elkeles

#22. Opinions are like kittens," he commented. "People are always giving them away.

Elizabeth Bear

#23. Opinions are like demo tapes. I don't want to hear yours

Stephen Colbert

#24. Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one but they think each others stink.

Simone Elkeles

#25. You know when you meet someone so smart and cool that all their tastes and opinions seem like the correct ones? And you instantly think: those are my opinions now too!

Mindy Kaling

#26. After a while, you start to believe that your opinions are more valid than everyone else's. It can be hard to be humble about making really good music; you really believe that you're a savior to music. That's why bands don't like each other.

Matt Tong

#27. Besides, my old opinions - at least, the greater part of them - are now in tatters, like a worn-out garment. But

Henryk Sienkiewicz

#28. Opinions, like showers, are generated in high places, but they invariably descend into lower ones, and ultimately flow down to the people as rain unto the sea.

Charles Caleb Colton

#29. There's a longstanding tradition that journalists don't cheer in the press box. They have opinions, like anyone else, but they are expected to keep those opinions out of their work.

Bill Dedman

#30. When you no longer need approval from others like the air you breathe, the possibilities in life are endless.
What an interesting little prison we build from the
invisible bricks of other people's opinions.

Jacob Nordby

#31. I like to be a team player. All the projects I do are collaborations. And I want to solicit the opinions and help of other people. I'm not interested in being the one in charge.

Madonna Ciccone

#32. Open questions like love, life, death, struggle and sex are our experiences, our opinions are not answers but they still remain mysterious unanswered questions. Let it be Open.

Santosh Kalwar

#33. The opinions of men who think are always growing and changing, like living children.

Philip Gilbert Hamerton

#34. The human mind is like a fertile ground were seed are continually being planted. The seeds are opinions, ideas, and concepts. You plant a seed, a thought grows, and it grows. The word is like a seed and the human mind is so fertile!

Miguel Ruiz

#35. I really love acting. I really do. I really just think of myself like a working woman. And I just go from set to set and work. You have to promote a movie; you have to work. People are going to have opinions and it's weirdly very easy to kind of block out the world because you have your own.

Jennifer Lawrence

#36. Football's all about opinions, all of them different, whether from a top analyst or a man in a bunnet, and some folk are just never going to like you.

Charlie Adam

#37. My little sister Aliana's opinions are the most important to me. She says, 'I want to look like you, you're so pretty!' But she is very beautiful and so she is trouble in the making! She wants to do what I do. I'm like her second mother and I am very protective of her.

Lindsay Lohan

#38. Be careful of relying on the opinion of others, these are the same people that like liver.

Nanette L. Avery

#39. Now, if you are like me - if you are like practically anybody in America - then you probably hold some negative opinions about the French, based upon movies, rumors, recent headlines, unfortunate run-ins with Parisian waiters, or ... you know ... all that unpleasantness surrounding the Vichy regime.

Elizabeth Gilbert

#40. Opinions are caught like infection, and put into practice without examination.

Honore De Balzac

#41. Yeah, I think of what I do as a work of journalism. It's more like the op-ed page, though. These are my opinions. My point of view. The opinions are mine and I let you make up your own mind.

Michael Moore

#42. Sure there's a percentage of people who are like, "It snowed in May. I don't believe in climate change." Well, that's crazy, but that's always gonna be the case. I suppose if climate change happens much faster than even the dire experts predict, then I suppose opinions will change.

Chuck Klosterman

#43. For it is a most extraordinary, though common, phenomenon to find that perfectly virtuous and upright people often like to be thought just a little wicked, whereas bad people are totally indifferent for the most part as to whether or not anyone thinks them good or not.

E.F. Benson

#44. Like this gas tank, you are overflowing with preconceptions, full of useless knowledge. You hold many facts and opinions, yet know little of yourself. Before you can learn, you'll have to first empty your tank.

Dan Millman

#45. Sane and intelligent human beings are like all other human beings, and carefully and cautiously and diligently conceal their private real opinions from the world and give out fictitious ones in their stead for general consumption.

Mark Twain

#46. The records are black boxes for me. Like, if you want to know who I am, my views, my perspective, things I love, things I hate, my convictions, my anthems. I've never let people's opinions affect the way I write.

Katy Perry

#47. I have cultivated a little crew of people whose opinions I understand. It's like the way you'd follow certain film critics because you know what their criteria are, and you may not agree with them, but you can glean from their opinion how you will feel about a film.

Daniel Clowes

#48. I do like to keep abreast of what the hardcore vocal members of the comics-reading audience are talking about on Internet message boards, but there are so few of them, as a percentage of the buying audience, that I can't allow their opinions to dictate story direction.

Grant Morrison

#49. I've never worried about 'the reader' because there isn't one. There are thousands, and they all have strong opinions, from 'Magician' was the best ever,' and I've gone downhill since to 'The new book is the best ever,' so to whom to I listen? So I write for myself and hope other people like it.

Raymond E. Feist

#50. It may be because Southerners are very much like Frenchmen in that they must talk; and not only must they talk, but they must express their opinions.

James Weldon Johnson

#51. We like people who are similar to us. This fact seems to hold true whether the similarity is in the area of opinions, personality traits, background, or life-style.

Robert B. Cialdini

#52. If there is no God, the labels 'good' and 'evil' are merely opinions. They are substitutes for 'I like it' and 'I don't like it.' They are not objective realities.

Dennis Prager

#53. We are in a culture where it's so easy to just turn things off that you don't like. And I think that doesn't make you a well-rounded person or artist. You have to be able to take the good with the bad and have opinions on things!

Mandy Moore

#54. Opinions that are well rooted should grow and change like a healthy tree.

Irving Bacheller

#55. You might not like that Facebook shares your political opinions with Politico, but are you really going to delete all the photos, all the posts, all the connections - the presence you've spent years establishing on the world's dominant social network?

Al Franken

#56. Like this cup, you are full of opinions and speculations. To see the light of wisdom... you first must empty your cup.

Lama Rinpoche

#57. Like my grandmother always said, Your opinions are valid and important. Unless it's some stupid bullshit you're being shitty about, in which case you can just go fuck yourself.

Jenny Lawson

#58. A people who live in filth will feel like filth - if we are ever going to rise above our opinions of ourselves, we are going to need to be clean.

Brandon Sanderson

#59. Our quaint metaphysical opinions, in an hour of anguish, are like playthings by the bedside of a child deathly sick.

Samuel Taylor Coleridge

#60. We naturally like what we have been accustomed to, and are attracted towards it. [ ... ] The same is the case with those opinions of man to which he has been accustomed from his youth; he likes them, defends them, and shuns the opposite views.

Maimonides

#61. When men are brought face to face with their opponents, forced to listen and learn and mend their ideas, they cease to be children and savages and begin to live like civilized men. Then only is freedom a reality, when men may voice their opinions because they must examine their opinions.

Walter Lippmann

#62. I've been amazed at how fast and herd-like opinions in the United States are.

Evan Osnos

#63. Like this cup, you are full of your own opinions and speculations. How can I show you wisdom unless you first empty your cup?

Nyogen Senzaki

#64. Sarah Palin has strong opinions on the Libyans. She said, 'Marriage is between a man and a woman and Libyans like Rachel Maddow are what's ruining this country.'

Bill Maher

#65. I'll decide to do a movie and then go oh, like "Twilight" fans are probably going to react to this or whatever. But that's always an afterthought. Like I don't plan things out based on other people's opinions of how like I think they're going to receive them. I do it like for the experience.

Kristen Stewart

#66. My personal opinion is that truth, like honesty and non-harmfulness, often are at odds with one another.

Ezra Miller

#67. It is idle to dispute with old men. Their opinions, like their cranial sutures, are ossified.

Santiago Ramon Y Cajal