Never Trust Woman Quotes

#1. Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words 'large' or 'size' with 'rear end.' Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.

Tim Allen

#2. Comedy comes from pain, and no one knows that better than this woman Roseanne Barr - who was molested as a child. Uch. That poor molester. Roseanne never got over it. She felt violated. She had trust issues. She never got the candy he promised her.

Jeff Ross

#3. Never trust a woman's tears, Alyosha. I am never for the woman in such cases. I am always on the side of the men.

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

#4. Never trust a woman who gives funny names to means of transport.

Terry Pratchett

#5. You trusted me and that I would never betray. Trust, much like a woman's love and affection, and brotherly friendship, is a sacred thing, and should never be lightly given nor abused nor taken for granted.

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#6. Never trust a woman who wears mauve, whatever her age may be, or a woman over thirty-five who is fond of pink ribbons.

Oscar Wilde

#7. Never trust a woman whose father calls her 'Princess'. Chances are she believes it.

Wes Smith

#8. It must've been Albert's military background, because man, when he dropped a bomb the entire country shook. I was still jittery as a hurricane survivor in New Orleans, and I was sure that somewhere in Alaska some poor Inuit had just taken a tumble from his sled for the very same reason.

Jennifer Rardin

#9. Never trust a woman hoarding a half-eaten bag of M&M's.

K.D. Harp

#10. What one gains in technique can lead to deforestation in the writing that is both good and bad. Keep the energy and the willingness to proceed stupidly.

Nancy Zafris

#11. Oh, I would not want a knight with no dents. It means he has never been to battle, never fought for his honor, the things he believes in, or for sheer survival. Without the dents, sir, I would not trust my knight to be fully human.

Kathleen Bittner Roth

#12. So, for her, I'll try. I'll trust. I'll ... open myself. I'll ... be this guy I've never been before and don't even known how to be - this goofy "in love" guy, this guy who takes care of his woman, this guy who gives more than he takes.

Toni Blake

#13. Never trust an ugly woman. She's got a grudge against the world,' said Grandma who was no oil painting herself.

Richard Peck

#14. I was sorry I'd scared them, but some lessons you ought to learn as soon as you can: never trust a woman once she's loved you. It's a spell whose breaking takes many tries; she'll think she's through, then call you back, conjure you up out of air. And at last, she'll do anything, just to be free.

Katie Chase

#15. These days, most nature photographers are deeply committed to the environmental message.

Galen Rowell

#16. Such a one do I remember, whom to look at was love.

Alfred Lord Tennyson

#17. Never trust a woman who wears mauve.

Oscar Wilde

#18. I went from being married to living on my own in L.A., to having a new boyfriend and just being totally self-sufficient and super independent. It's awesome. I love it!

Lindsey Vonn

#19. What you did was very brave," Aunt Sticky Feet said, her words clipped but not unkind, "but men don't want women who are brave. They want women who make them feel like men."
"I don't care about that," Tiger Lily said quietly.

Jodi Lynn Anderson

#20. Microsoft has had many, many successful products. I'm committed to one company. This is the industry I've decided to work in.

Bill Gates

#21. There is nothing but heartache for a coru woman and a hunti man," she said, deliberately contrary. "He cannot control her and she cannot change him."
"He never fails her and she always moves him," Darien corrected. "She can trust his strength, and he can be lifted by her joy.

Sharon Shinn

#22. Never trust a woman who will not lie about her age after thirty. She is unwomanly and unhuman and there is no knowing what crimes she will commit.

Gertrude Atherton

#23. There is never a moment when God is not in control. Relax! He's got you covered.

Mandy Hale

#24. Never trust a woman or
an automatic weapon.

John Dillinger

#25. But trust me, men are never worth it. Behind every great man is a woman who gave up on greatness and tied herself into an apron. Romance is for saps, Abbie. You're sharp and you've got pluck. Don't waste it.

William Ritter

#26. The most disappointing feature of working for a cause is that so few people have a philosophy of life. We used to say, in the suffrage movement, that we could trust the woman who believed in suffrage, but we could never trust the woman who just wanted to vote.

Jeannette Rankin

#27. One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell one anything.

Oscar Wilde

#28. Never trust a woman who doesn't like to eat. She is probably lousy in bed.

Federico Fellini

#29. Never trust a woman's tears, Alexey Fyodorovitch.

Fyodor Dostoyevsky