Never Trust A Woman Quotes

#1. Never trust a woman who doesn't like to eat. She is probably lousy in bed.

Federico Fellini

#2. Never trust a woman's tears, Alexey Fyodorovitch.

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

#3. Never trust a woman's tears, Alyosha. I am never for the woman in such cases. I am always on the side of the men.

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

#4. Never trust a woman who gives funny names to means of transport.

Terry Pratchett

#5. Never trust a woman who wears mauve, whatever her age may be, or a woman over thirty-five who is fond of pink ribbons.

Oscar Wilde

#6. Never trust a woman whose father calls her 'Princess'. Chances are she believes it.

Wes Smith

#7. Never trust a woman hoarding a half-eaten bag of M&M's.

K.D. Harp

#8. I was sorry I'd scared them, but some lessons you ought to learn as soon as you can: never trust a woman once she's loved you. It's a spell whose breaking takes many tries; she'll think she's through, then call you back, conjure you up out of air. And at last, she'll do anything, just to be free.

Katie Chase

#9. Never trust a woman who wears mauve.

Oscar Wilde

#10. Never trust a woman who will not lie about her age after thirty. She is unwomanly and unhuman and there is no knowing what crimes she will commit.

Gertrude Atherton

#11. Never trust a woman or
an automatic weapon.

John Dillinger

#12. One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell one anything.

Oscar Wilde

#13. Comedy comes from pain, and no one knows that better than this woman Roseanne Barr - who was molested as a child. Uch. That poor molester. Roseanne never got over it. She felt violated. She had trust issues. She never got the candy he promised her.

Jeff Ross

#14. You trusted me and that I would never betray. Trust, much like a woman's love and affection, and brotherly friendship, is a sacred thing, and should never be lightly given nor abused nor taken for granted.

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#15. Friends make pretence of following to the grave but before one is in it, their minds are turned and making the best of their way back to life and living people and things they understand.

Robert Frost

#16. The man was a walking dichotomy. Those powerful neck-snapping, knife-throwing hands that did murder without pause were equally capable of tenderness and delicacy.

Karen Marie Moning

#17. Oh, I would not want a knight with no dents. It means he has never been to battle, never fought for his honor, the things he believes in, or for sheer survival. Without the dents, sir, I would not trust my knight to be fully human.

Kathleen Bittner Roth

#18. So, for her, I'll try. I'll trust. I'll ... open myself. I'll ... be this guy I've never been before and don't even known how to be - this goofy "in love" guy, this guy who takes care of his woman, this guy who gives more than he takes.

Toni Blake

#19. Never trust an ugly woman. She's got a grudge against the world,' said Grandma who was no oil painting herself.

Richard Peck

#20. What this loss means will be appreciated from the statement that one bushel of wheat contains sufficient energy to support the average working man for 15 days.

David F. Houston

#21. It's such a contentious thing to get people in a room and just say, "go!"

Daniel Lopatin

#22. God's name is not to be ia stopgap to make up for our lack of words.

Charles Haddon Spurgeon

#23. Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words 'large' or 'size' with 'rear end.' Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.

Tim Allen

#24. There is nothing but heartache for a coru woman and a hunti man," she said, deliberately contrary. "He cannot control her and she cannot change him."
"He never fails her and she always moves him," Darien corrected. "She can trust his strength, and he can be lifted by her joy.

Sharon Shinn

#25. The dreams of youth grow dim where they lie caked with dust on the shelves of patience. Before we know it, the tomb is sealed.

Sterling Hayden

#26. The fear of the Lord is to honor God and to be broken before Him.

Sunday Adelaja

#27. I was called a terrorist yesterday ... Today I am admired by the very people who said I was one.

Nelson Mandela

#28. There is never a moment when God is not in control. Relax! He's got you covered.

Mandy Hale

#29. God never meant that people were to wear clothes. He meant we were to be nude. But we were in a state of innocence. Then sin came into the human race and became a blood poisoning.

Billy Graham

#30. But trust me, men are never worth it. Behind every great man is a woman who gave up on greatness and tied herself into an apron. Romance is for saps, Abbie. You're sharp and you've got pluck. Don't waste it.

William Ritter

#31. The most disappointing feature of working for a cause is that so few people have a philosophy of life. We used to say, in the suffrage movement, that we could trust the woman who believed in suffrage, but we could never trust the woman who just wanted to vote.

Jeannette Rankin