Top 22 Funny Never Trust Quotes
#2. This is the danger of loving: No matter how powerful you are, no matter how many kingdoms you rule, you cannot stop those you love from dying.
Kate DiCamillo
#3. He who searches for evil, must first look at his own reflection.
Confucius
#4. The 18-minute rule isn't simply a good exercise to learn discipline. It's critical to avoid overloading your audience. Remember, constrained presentations require more creativity.
Carmine Gallo
#5. Well, anyway, this'll be easier than knocking an elf out of a tree. Trust me.'
'How many elves have you knocked out of trees, Stubble?'
'Duraden's bones! Have ye never heard of a figure of speech?
Ian Livingstone
#6. Rightous is as rightous doth, not as named
Eve Edwards
#7. As for discipline and rules, I confess, I've never been good with either.
Sylvia Day
#8. I guess the sky in real life isn't actually perfect. Maybe that's what makes it so perfect.
Kami Garcia
#9. You don't gather the beauty of a flower by plucking her petals.
Gautama Buddha
#10. Bruce, on his right foot, is still running ...
Alan Green
#11. Blessed is the healthy nature; it is the coherent, sweetly co-operative, not incoherent, self-distracting, self-destructive one!
John Keats
#12. Never trust a man with short legs. His brains are too near his bottom.
Noel Coward
#13. Never trust people who smile constantly. They're either selling something or not very bright.
Laurell K. Hamilton
#15. You know when you mix butt and Angel in the same sentence, it becomes an insult," I say and take a big gulp from the can. With his back to me, he says, "Trust me, I would never dream of insulting your butt. I'm sure it's better than anything I'm cooking out here.
Rucy Ban
#16. You have to be the prude or the slut, and if you pick one, other people hate you for it, and you can't trust anyone anymore, because they're all after the same thing, and you see that you can never go back to how was before ...
Ned Vizzini
#17. You either trust me or you don't. I've never let you down, and I won't walk away unless you make me. Period. Now, unless you have a real emergency, I'd like to get back to my vacation. And my corpse, thanks.
Jeaniene Frost
#18. Never trust a woman who gives funny names to means of transport.
Terry Pratchett
#19. Writing bridges the gap between the subconscious and conscious mind.
Stephen Covey
#20. If you think it's funny to make fun of the "used car salesman," you better only buy new and never sell your car. Just sayin.
Richie Norton
#21. Women who have managed to get successful normally have had to carve out pretty much their own route for doing it, because there are few roadmaps for how, as a woman, you become successful. You think about having to do it yourself, you carve your own way. Does that relate to being Jewish?
Noreena Hertz