Never Trust A Man Who Quotes

#1. Never trust a man who lays his hand on his heart when he assures you of anything.

Georg C. Lichtenberg

#2. Never trust a man who doesn't radiate love.

Debasish Mridha

#3. You should never trust a man who has only one way to spell a word.

Mark Twain

#4. Never trust a man who can dance.

E.L. James

#5. Never trust a man who won't accept that there is more than one way to spell a word
Paraphrased

Thomas Jefferson

#6. Never trust a man who doesn't like Elvis.

Anne-Marie Duff

#7. Never trust a man who doesn't like ice cream. If that's not a saying, it should be.

Christopher Farnsworth

#8. I never trust a man who tucks in his shirt by choice or neglects coffee in favor of tea.

Brian D'Ambrosio

#9. Never trust a man who has not a single redeeming vice.

Winston Churchill

#10. Never trust a man who dresses too well or stays too clean. It ain't natural and whatever he's up to probably ain't legal.

Sue Merrell

#11. Never trust a man who bites the heads off chickens is probably a good sound rule of practice.

Kerry Greenwood

#12. Never trust a man who carries a handkerchief, I always say. One of many prejudicial rules of thumb.

Haruki Murakami

#13. Never trust a man who sits, uninvited, at the head of the table in another man's home.

Cecelia Ahern

#14. But I am in the gambling business, for good or ill; it is the business I have chosen, and the only governing rule that we all recognize is: always sit close to an exit and never trust a man who doesn't sweat.

Hunter S. Thompson

#15. Never trust a man who writes more than he reads.

Samuel Johnson

#16. Never trust a man who says he is only a little crooked, and that the crookedness is exercised in your interest.

Theodore Roosevelt

#17. Never trust a man who combs his hair straight from his left armpit.

Alice Roosevelt Longworth

#18. Never trust a man who brings a hundred soldiers to a wedding

Sebastien De Castell

#19. Never trust a man who tells you good news.

Brandon Sanderson

#20. Never trust a man who teaches about death
but yet had no real experience at all about it.

Toba Beta

#21. Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cozy, doesn't try it on.

Billy Connolly

#22. Never trust a man who wears a pinkie ring ... the only jewelry a guy should wear is a wedding band or a super bowl ring

Jodi Picoult

#23. Never trust a man who reads only one book.

Arturo Perez-Reverte

#24. Never trust a man who doesn't drink.

W.C. Fields

#25. In the back of my mind, my mother's often-recited warning comes to me: 'Never trust a man who can dance.

E.L. James

#26. Never trust a man who thinks his religion gives him all the answers.

Charles Stross

#27. Never trust a man who speaks well of everybody.

John Churton Collins

#28. I have two rules. One is, never trust a man who smokes a pipe. The other is, never trust a man with shiny shoes.

Charles Bukowski

#29. Never trust a man who cannot laugh at himself.

Gabbo De La Parra

#30. Never liked Kolanos. Was at a feast with him one time. Never heard him fart at all. Can't trust a man who doesn't fart at a feast.

David Gemmell

#31. I tell you now, never trust the man who is a friend to everyone.

J.E. Mfombep

#32. A man who never trusts himself never trusts anyone.

Jean Francois Paul De Gondi

#33. The man-worshipers, in my sense of the term, are those who see man's highest potential and strive to actualize it. The man-haters are those who regard man as a helpless, depraved, contemptible creature-and struggle never to let him discover otherwise.

Ayn Rand

#34. I never trust a fighting man who doesnt smoke or drink.

William Halsey

#35. He who trusts has never yet lost in the world. A suspicious man is lost to himself and the eworld ... Suspicion is of the brood of violence. Non-violence cannot but trust ...

Mahatma Gandhi

#36. A man who does not trust himself will never really trust anybody.

Jean Francois Paul De Gondi

#37. A man who doesn't trust himself can never really trust anyone else.

Jean Francois Paul De Gondi

#38. But trust me, men are never worth it. Behind every great man is a woman who gave up on greatness and tied herself into an apron. Romance is for saps, Abbie. You're sharp and you've got pluck. Don't waste it.

William Ritter

#39. never trust the words of a man who is not free.

Nassim Nicholas Taleb

#40. I'm sympathetic to the nuns' violent impulses. I mean, if I'd given up sex to devote myself to a man who I had to just trust loved me, despite never being physically around to prove it, I'd probably be smacking little children too.

Sarah Silverman

#41. I never trusted a man who never smoked or drank.

Abraham Lincoln