My German Shepherd Quotes

#1. Rudy is a mutt; my father says he's a cross between a chihuahua and a German shepherd, which must've been some wild dog sex.

Ned Vizzini

#2. I would kill the clone. That would be my first response.

Elizabeth Perkins

#3. A German shepherd dog could walk in the office with a script in his mouth, and if that script was really good, they'd buy the script.

Peter Guber

#4. Oh, that dog! Ever hear of a German Shepherd that bites its nails? Barks with a lisp? You say, "Attack!" And he has one. All he does is piddle. He's nothing but a fur-covered kidney that barks.

Phyllis Diller

#5. The weather is entrancing, but in my heart there is no sun.

Oscar Wilde

#6. The dog, who had sounded so ferocious in the winter distances, was a female German Shepherd. She was shivering. Her tail was between her legs. She had been borrowed that morning from a farmer. She had never been to war before. She had no idea what game was being played. Her name was Princess.

Kurt Vonnegut

#7. Yes, we get death threats every week ... from the Muslims.

Jack Chick

#8. Thus the headstrong German Shepherd dog, Fritz, and Moritz, the Barbaryy ape, innocently and gallantly defending his mate, plunge Greece into a political void.

Louis De Bernieres

#9. And I watched the first man I ever kissed walk away from me forever. My heart full of nothing but regret, my brain full of nothing but reassurance that I was making the right choice, and my voice, completely void of any will to call him back.

Molli Fields

#10. Human sin is stubborn, but not as stubborn as the grace of God and not half as persistent, not half so ready to suffer to win its way

James MacDonald

#11. Girl: Doctor, doctor! A German shepherd bit my finger. Doctor: Which one? Girl: The one owned by Mr. James next door!

Various

#12. Jacob is a German Shepherd. (I have never understood why they aren't called German Sheepdogs. What do the Germans call shepherds?)

Alan Coren

#13. A strong man next to you in bed is a comfort, but real security is a German Shepherd bitch on guard at the door.

Susan Conant

#14. I've never seen a German shepherd that liked spinach before.'
'She doesn't know she's a dog.'
'What does she think she is?'
'Well, she seems to think she's a special being that transcends classification.'
'Superdog?'
'Maybe so.

Haruki Murakami

#15. In the kitchen Gamache's German shepherd, Henri, sat up in his bed and cocked his head. He had huge oversized ears which made Gamache think he wasn't purebred but a cross between a shepherd and a satellite dish.

Louise Penny

#16. To a space alien or a German Shepherd dog, the two humans would be indistinguishable, just as attractive and unattractive space aliens and German Shepherd dogs are difficult for you to tell apart.

David Eagleman

#17. I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they're both in my car and I want you to see them

Bob Saget

#18. Okay. Roz is strong. She's confident and loyal. She's there when I need her.
"Congratulations," I mumbled. "Sounds like you're dating a German shepherd.

Jus Accardo

#19. Spotting a rare bird is never worth the bite of a cur. Once bitten by a German shepherd, I knew that I preferred cats, even if they are bird-killers. Life is long enough for more than one chance at a rare bird.

James D. Watson

#20. The dehydrator blows warm air on your food for hours, sometimes days. It reminds me of the temperature and intensity of dog's breath. So imagine a German shepherd exhaling on your fruit for a weekend.

A. J. Jacobs

#21. I vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my German Shepherd.

David Letterman

#22. We were looking for a 'good shepherd', and instead we got a German shepherd.

Pope Benedict XVI

#23. Sleep with one eye open and one hand on the jewels.

Madelaine Montague

#24. I let out a gasp at the surprise with him getting to me so fast. It was kind of dating superman in that way, and instead of the cape and spandex, I got wings and a Armani suit!

Stephanie Hudson

#25. I was named after the next-door neighbor's German shepherd. It was either that or Cadillac Smith.

Rex Smith

#26. A Jack Russell terrier? My god. He'll burn you up. They never stop. A German shepherd, you can only go so many miles.

George Foreman

#27. Why not? It's natural selection. Just like nature." I wrinkled my nose. "Boudas love this argument, because it gives them an excuse to do all the wrong things. 'I'm sorry I screwed your sister and got my penis stuck in your German shepherd. It's in my nature. I just couldn't help myself.

Ilona Andrews

#28. I am not invested with dictatorial powers. If I were, I should be quite ready to dictate.

Winston Churchill

#29. She is the clock-guardian. I was thinking about getting a German Shepherd, but they don't blow fire.

Jonathan Dunne

#30. Clovensport, half German shepherd, half who-knows-what, was standing on hind legs before them.

Casey Sean Harmon

#31. On the steps leading to a door
was a scrub brush that was blue.
I snatched it quick and ran for home
because it was just the thing to chew.

Melinda K. Trotter