Top 20 Mojo Nixon Quotes

#1. I graduated from college in Ohio and bummed around for a while, and then I joined VISTA, which was a domestic Peace Corps kind of thing, and they sent me to Colorado.

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#2. People from outer space they come up to me, they don't look like Doctor Spock, they don't look like Klingons, all that Star Trek jive. They look like Elvis.

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#3. I love blacks and gays and latinos, as long as they don't live next door.

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#4. National 21 drinking age, huh, what do you think about that? A bunch of malarkey, whatever malarkey is, man, it's a whole bunch of it.

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#5. That's one of the problems with making music your business, it becomes a business. You're no longer just this kid who is a fan and going to see every show. I've been in a bar every night for the last 15 years. Going to see bands for me is work.

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#6. I love you more than the pool hall, but not as much as football.

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#7. I can fall asleep at any time and wake up at any time.

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#8. Elvis, heal me, save me. Elvis, make me be born again in the perfect Elvis light.

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#9. I can't understand people calling themselves religious and being hateful. If a preacher is preaching hate, to fear God that's not religion, that's not helping humanity, that's organizing an army to defeat somebody.

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#10. Dad's going steady with a pig in the barn.

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#11. She was lying like a loaf of bread. I said, baby, baby, baby, are you dead?

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#12. You only live once, so off with them pants. Hell ain't for sure, it's only a chance.

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#13. Rave music sounds like an electronic disco version of '30s Universal monster movies.

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#14. Me and Don Henley are fast acquaintances now, or something. He actually got on stage and sang with me.

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#15. I thought I was the last American weirdo then I met Chris Chandler.

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#16. Music Tele-Vision should be covered in jism.

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#17. Tiffany is wrestling in Jell-O.

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#18. Elvis is everywhere. Elvis is everything. Elvis is everybody. Elvis is still The King.

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#19. Debbie Gibson is pregnant with my two headed love child, it's a big foot baby all covered in fur.

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#20. When I look out into your faces, you know what I see? I see a little bit of Elvis in each and every one of you out there.

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