Top 100 Money Can't Buy You Quotes
#1. Newspaper columnist Dave Barry once wrote that the motto of the wedding industry is, 'Money can't buy you happiness, so you might as well give your money to us.
Denise Fields
#2. Money can't buy you happiness, but it helps you look for it in a lot more places.
Milton Berle
#3. Money can't buy you happiness. It just helps you look for it in more places.
Milton Berle
#4. A common misconception of money is that money can't buy you love. That's true. But money can lead to a series of misunderstandings that can afford you love. Think of that last thing as a quick bonus lesson from another dimension.
Eugene Mirman
#5. Money can't buy you friends, but you do get a better class of enemy.
Spike Milligan
#6. Best things in life are free, and money can't buy you love.
Monica Crowley
#7. Money can't buy you happiness, but happiness sure is a hell of a lot easier to find when you're not worried about where your next meal is coming from.
Christina Lauren
#8. Money can't buy you happiness, darling. Believe me, I've tried." "But it affords your own brand of misery.
Blake Crouch
#9. If money can't buy you the freedom to do anything you want, well, what is the good of it?
Anne Rice
#10. Money can't buy you back the love that you had then
Taylor Swift
#11. Mum repeated the old adage that money can't buy you everything ... before adding that she prefers using credit cards instead.
Kirkland Ciccone
#12. Those who say that money can't buy you love make it sound as if love can buy you money.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana
#13. Ziggy, when you go up bring me up and when you go down don't let me down. Stephen, Money can't buy you life.
Bob Marley
#14. Money can't buy you happiness.
Anonymous
#15. Money can't buy you happiness but it buys you all the things you don't have, even friends.
PewDiePie
#16. Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger biscuits.
Dylan Moran
#17. Whoever opined "Money can't buy you happiness" obviously had far too much of the stuff.
David Mitchell
#18. If money can't buy you happiness then you probably aren't making enough.
Ziad K. Abdelnour
#19. Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
Spike Milligan
#20. That isn't about money, fame, or power. It's about will, dedication, commitment, and knowing your self-worth. You can be poor as dirt and have those traits. Money can't buy you values. You just need to know what is important to you and then feel secure in your pursuit to achieve that.
Jennifer Hudson
#22. Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to sail right up along side it.
David Lee Roth
#23. If you want to go to places worth going, you have to be open to personal growth. No matter how much your job pays you, if it doesn't offer you the opportunity to grow, your efforts would only go to waste. There are really just some things that money can't buy. Never stop learning!
Kevin J. Donaldson
#24. If you don't have integrity, you have nothing. You can't buy it. You can have all the money in the world, but if you are not a moral and ethical person, you really have nothing.
Henry Kravis
#25. For me, wearing a tie is a pleasure, a recherche one but a pleasure nonetheless. You could say that I'm avoiding tie avoidance. My own gorgeous collection runs into hundreds and I buy them the way I buy books - I simply can't pass a shop. I have loved them since I could spend my own money on them.
Peter York
#26. You may not be able to buy love with money, but if you spend your love, you may end up with a lot of money.
Debasish Mridha
#27. Money can't buy happiness, but it will certainly get you a better class of memories.
Ronald Reagan
#28. money can't buy good health or a serene state of mind - especially the latter. You can fly to the ends of the earth in search of the best climate or the best medical treatment and the chances are that you will have to keep flying!
Ruskin Bond
#29. You know, if you are kind of rich, the best thing is that you don't have to think about money. The best thing you can buy with money is freedom, time. I don't know how much I earn a year. I have no idea. I don't know how much I pay in taxes.
Haruki Murakami
#30. You can't ask someone who is not making that kind of money to go to the record store and buy an album when someone down the street has the same record with same sound quality for $5.
Queen Latifah
#31. Don't spend all of your money a quarter at a time. Save up and buy something special, something fine, something of lasting value, or something that will give you rich memories for a lifetime. Remember, all that candy money can add up to a small fortune.
Jim Rohn
#32. Money is worth nothing if it can't buy you the opportunity to love more.
Oprah Winfrey
#33. Money has no color. If you can build a better mousetrap, it won't matter whether you're black or white. People will buy it.
A.G. Gaston
#34. Money can't buy everything." "Someone must have told you that. You'd never think of such a platitude all by yourself. What can't it buy?" "Oh, well, I don't know - not happiness or love, anyway." "Generally it can. And when it can't, it can buy some of the most remarkable substitutes.
Margaret Mitchell
#35. While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
Groucho Marx
#36. Money ... those who don't have enough of it are only aware of what it can buy them. When you finally have enough of it you become aware- acutely aware-of all the things it can't buy ... the really important things, like youth, health, love, peace of mind.
F. Paul Wilson
#37. I definitely don't think that money can buy you love. It can buy you affection but certainly not love.
George Best
#38. You can get everything money will buy without a lick of character, but you can't get any of the things money won't buy: happiness, joy, peace of mind, winning relationships, etc., without character.
Zig Ziglar
#39. The worst thing people ever say is that 'I can't afford to have kids!' It's selfish, and what infuriates me is when people say they can't do stuff they like go on holidays and buy cars when they have kids. You can - you find the money, you've just got to work harder for it.
Tamer Hassan
#40. Like how there's this optimal money/happiness equation. Once you pass a certain amount of household income, life isn't any better. Apparently, money can't buy happiness, or it does, but it costs less than you imagined it would.
Catherine McKenzie
#41. Listen, you don't know any better so I'll just tell you. You can't try to save money by not having the right beer. You know, you can skip having medical insurance, you can buy everything you own at a swap meet but the right beer is what makes living like this possible.
Drew Carey
#42. You can only do three things with your money. You can spend it. You can invest it. Or you can give it away. And if you invest it, you're really just getting more money to give away or buy something. How many things can you buy? So I don't really think there's a lot of choices.
David Rubenstein
#43. Never let the things money can buy, rob you of the things money can't buy.
Adrian Rogers
#44. They got everything money can buy, their bank accounts are fat, but they ain't happy. They ain't ever gonna be happy. You know why? They soul broke. And money can't fix that, no sir.
Ruta Sepetys
#45. Money is the most important thing in the world, you know. Money can buy you happiness, and I don't care what anyone else thinks. It'll buy you relief, status, friends, safety ... all sorts of things.
Marie Lu
#46. If you want something you can't afford, think what else that money could buy: a week's groceries, a month's rent, or a weekend away. That will put things into perspective.
Sophie Kinsella
#47. You can make money in a small way without politics. But to make big money, you need to buy the legislature. Can't be done otherwise.
Edward Rutherfurd
#48. There are a lot of things in life way more important than money. All that said, some people do get confused. I play golf with a man who says, " What good is health? You can't buy money with it."
Charlie Munger
#49. Don't be coy, Joshua. No matter how much money the other men here have, they can't buy what you've gotten for free.
Mora Early
#50. If you put your politicians up for sale, as the US does (alone in this among industrialized democracies), then someone will buy them
and it won't be you; you can't afford them.
Juan Cole
#51. All the money in the world can't buy you back good health.
Reba McEntire
#52. Just because you're born in a privileged family and have money doesn't mean you're happy. Happiness you can't buy. Happiness is something you need to work for.
Lapo Elkann
#53. It is good to have money and the things that money can buy, but it's good too, to check up once in a while and make sure you haven't lost the things money can't buy.
George Horace Lorimer
#54. If you can get an IPO, don't buy it. Only buy IPOs you can't get.
Vahan Janjigian
#55. Money can't buy happiness, but it can make you awfully comfortable while you're being miserable.
Clare Boothe Luce
#56. How much are you worth?
I have no idea. How much do you want?
Naw.I just want to know what you're worth. Over ten million?
Oh, my, yes.
Why are you doing it? How much better can you eat? What can you buy that you can't already afford?
The future, Mr. Gittes! The future!
Robert Towne
#57. It's good to have money and the things that money can buy, but it's good, too, to check up once in a while and make sure that you haven't lost the things that money can't buy.
George Horace Lorimer
#58. When happiness gets into your system, it is bound to break out on your face. While money can't buy happiness it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery. You always know, at this very moment, exactly what it would be to look, and feel, and be, and act completely Happy.
Adi Da
#59. But more importantly in my book of life, it's what you can't buy with money that is often more important than what you can buy.
Carew Papritz
#60. God, Sarah. No. Just, no. I'm not talking money. I don't want your money. You think you can buy true power? You can't. If you could, history would be written by the practitioners." 'So, what then?" Here it was. "Your soul, Sarah. The price is your soul.
J.P. Sloan
#62. What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.
Henny Youngman
#63. Credit default swap gives you something to do. You can buy some credit default swaps from them to protect yourself against the bankruptcy of people who owe you money.
Robert F. Engle
#64. You aren't wealthy until you have something money can't buy
Garth Brooks
#65. Your dreams can earn you money and provision when you don't only have fans, but customers.
Israelmore Ayivor
#66. A really companionable and indispensable dog is an accident of nature. You can't get it by breeding for it, and you can't buy it with money. It just happens along.
E.B. White
#67. I would be the first to say that while a lack of money can cause misery, money doesn't buy you happiness.
John Caudwell
#68. Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
Spike Milligan
#69. Money is only a vehicle that provides you with options, and I say there's only one thing that money can't buy - poverty.
Jerry Doyle
#70. I miss the beginning stages when you didn't know what to expect. When everything was fresh, just experiencing it for the first time. That's something you can't buy with all the money in the world, that feeling.
Kurupt
#71. There are so many people living the best life money can buy. I want to slap some of these people. Some of these people you think are living the best life but they're not rich on the inside. I started Reallionaire philosophy to be spiritual and be rich on the inside out.
Farrah Gray
#72. In movies, you can basically buy the audience into the theater. If you spend enough money on visual effects, even if you are lacking in story and character, you might still pull it off.
Doug Liman
#73. It is said that for money you can have everything, but you cannot. You can buy food, but not appetite ... fun, but not joy; acquaintances, but not friends; leisure, but not peace. You can have the husk of everything for money, but not the kernel.
Arne Garborg
#74. I used to work in jobs I hated because I needed the money to buy a guitar. I know what it feels like to be depressed. On the other hand, I also know what it feels like to have money, to be successful, to be independent, but I can tell you that money and success never solve your problems.
Chris Cornell
#75. Money can't buy true love. Those promises. A real person who loves you, loves you from the heart.
Auliq Ice
#76. Beyond the satiation level of income, you can buy more pleasurable experiences, but you will lose some of your ability to enjoy the less expensive ones.
Daniel M. Gilbert
#77. Never allow a child to spend all of his allowance. Insist that he set aside a certain amount of money every week and put it in a safe place, where you can get it if you need to buy beer.
Dave Barry
#78. Everybody loves to spend money at least some of the time - because everybody loves the stuff you can buy with it. The key to the pleasure level of any transaction is the balance between the pain of the payment and the reward of the purchased object.
Jeffrey Kluger
#79. There is a clear goal and it isn't to make money. The goal is to desperately try to make the best products we can. We are not naive - if you trust it, people like it, they buy it and we make money. This is a consequence.
Jonathan Ive
#80. No amount of money can buy you style. Having good style takes thought, creativity, confidence, self-awareness, even sometimes a little bit of work.
Sophia Amoruso
#81. money is not the goal so much as what you can buy with it.
Vadim Zeland
#82. Money can't buy marital happiness, but you can buy a sports car to get away as quickly as you can when your wife is angry with you.
Matshona Dhliwayo
#83. Look to your health; and if you have it, praise God and value it next to conscience; for health is the second blessing that we mortals are capable of, a blessing money can't buy.
Izaak Walton
#84. I guess money can't buy happiness if you shop in the wrong places.
Nora Roberts
#85. Maybe money can't buy love - but it can get you practically everything else.
Debbie Macomber
#86. Money can't buy happiness, unless you're favorite hooker's name is 'Happiness'.
Dov Davidoff
#87. Winning and making history is something you can't buy. Me? I'm a guy who loves history. When I'm 60 or 70, I don't want to be remembered for the money I make. I want to be in the history books.
LaMarr Woodley
#88. As you celebrate your special day I hope you are showered with priceless gifts of love, thoughtfulness, friendships, family, laughter and good times. These are just a few simple presents that money can't buy and that you absolutely deserve! Happy Birthday!
Carlos Wallace
#89. I'm still about as pigeon-toed as you can get. But I learned to manage pretty well on a bike. Should have had a bicycle then, when I was a kid, but our family didn't have the money for such luxuries. I saved up to buy one myself a few years later.
Norman Rockwell
#90. I can't tell people how to have style. No amount of money can buy you style. It's just instinctive.
Iris Apfel
#91. So...Well...Life went by...The only thing money can't buy is time. Weep before God or not, you can't buy it. That's just the way it is.
Svetlana Alexievich
#92. Stand tall and be proud. Realize confidence is charismatic and something that is something money can't buy, it radiates from within you.
Cindy Ann Peterson
#93. Money has not changed me. I am living proof. I'm worse than I was, all right, when I was poor. I don't care about money. Money - you can't buy me. And I don't care about it.
Bill O'Reilly
#94. Put money in it's place. Money can buy you cars, houses, trinkets, fleeting sex, shallow companionship, cheap attention, and unfulfilled status. However, it can't buy you peace, love, or happiness.
Ernie J Zelinski
#95. You've got to spend your money for the things that money can buy, not worry about profit or loss. Save your energy for the things that money can't buy." He
Haruki Murakami
#96. I don't believe you can buy style. Money won't make you look good.
Joleon Lescott
#97. Money is not the most important thing, but when you need it, there are few substitutes. So while I like the things money can buy, I love what money won't buy. It bought me a house but it won't buy me a home. It would buy me a companion but it won't buy me a friend.
Zig Ziglar
#98. Money doesn't buy elegance. You can take an inexpensive sheath, add a pretty scarf, gray shoes, and a wonderful bag, and it will always be elegant.
Carolina Herrera
#99. You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
Bobby Heenan
#100. Money is a tremendous advantage in just about everything, but in terms of reproduction, if you're a poor woman and you are infertile, it's like too bad, so sad. And if you are a wealthy woman, you can kind of buy whatever you want.
Jennifer Weiner
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