Marshmallow Quotes

#1. EATABLE MARSHMALLOW PILLOWS
LICKABLE WALLPAPER FOR NURSERIES
HOT ICE CREAMS FOR COLD DAYS
COWS THAT GIVE CHOCOLATE MILK
FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS
SQUARE SWEETS THAT LOOK ROUND

Roald Dahl

#2. Trantulus casually roasted a marshmallow and reached out for it but the marshmallow commited sucide and dived into the flames.

Rick Riordan

#3. So suck it up, cream puff, and pour your black heart out, because you know I'm not going anywhere until I either see tears or your gooey marshmallow center.

Lorelei James

#4. It would have been magical I was sure, if I hadn't caught my marshmallow on fire and dropped it on his shoe.

Holly Hood

#5. Granola didn't sell very well when it was good for you. Now it has caramel, chocolate, marshmallow, saturated fat and sweeteners with a small amount of oats and grains. Sales picked up.

George Carlin

#6. That even though you look like a warrior and act like a warrior, underneath all that toughness is really a big mushy marshmallow.

Cambria Hebert

#7. That's why we're here".
"So you can murder me and steal Marshmallow?"
...
He blinked. "Steal what?"
"Never mind."
You are a very strange girl,

Courtney Allison Moulton

#8. Gingerbread houses
with gumdrops and peppermint
and marshmallow snow.

Richelle E. Goodrich

#9. Two thousand years ago Jesus is crucified, three days later he walks out of a cave and they celebrate with chocolate bunnies and marshmallow Peeps and beautifully decorated eggs. I guess these were things Jesus loved as a child.

Billy Crystal

#10. He got a tan over break. I used to tell him he was so pale he looked like a marshmallow. He hated that I compared him to food. I told him that's what he got for calling me caramel. It shut him up.

Angie Thomas

#11. I'm just warning you, I'm probably going to be a total hard-ass vamp."
Mallory snorted and walked out of the kitchen, calling out, "Yeah, well, you've got a purple marshmallow on your chin, hard-ass vamp.

Chloe Neill

#12. She felt dirty, ugly and tired. She felt like a marshmallow heading into a house fire armed with chocolate and graham crackers.

Benjamin R. Smith

#13. Ahh... you look like a bear wearing a marshmallow.

Cloud Strife

#14. With a few exceptions, birds are not to be trusted; it is not normal to have such soft, vulnerable bodies bookended with slashing beaks and razor-sharp claws. It is as unnatural as an armed marshmallow.

Mallory Ortberg

#15. Yeah, you're a juicy little marshmallow, all right.

Jaci Burton

#16. The fire sings to the marshmallow, and the song turns the marshmallow brown because that's what marshmallows do when they're happy.

Rita Leganski

#17. I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone.

Tommy Cooper

#18. Now she sorta resembled the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man dressed in Pepto-Bismol.

Jana Deleon

#19. Which, of course, is how I developed my love for both Kabuki theater and marshmallow Peeps.

Jimmy Gownley

#20. You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious.-

Janet Evanovich

#21. I guess love's kind of like a marshmallow in a microwave on high. After it explodes it's still a marshmallow. but, you know, now it's a complicated marshmallow.

Cath Crowley

#22. I literally could not feel more cozy right now if I were actually inside a marshmallow

Alice Clayton

#23. Each boat-shaped dish held scoops of vanilla and chocolate ice cream beneath thick blankets of chocolate syrup and creamy marshmallow sauce. Mounds of whipped cream rose on top, with a juicy red maraschino cherry at the very peak. Crunchy cookies poked like wings from each side.

Shirley Parenteau

#24. I mostly eat peanut butter sandwiches. Peanut butter and banana, peanut butter and jelly, peanut butter and potato chips, peanut butter and olives, and peanut butter and marshmallow goo. So sue me, I like peanut butter.

Janet Evanovich

#25. My favorite vegetable is the marshmallow.

Jim Gaffigan

#26. I love chocolate. Black chocolate with marshmallow inside, caramel inside. If I could only have two foods, I'd take some fantastic chocolate. And some terrible chocolate. I love the Clark Bar.

Sonia Rykiel

#27. BOSS: We need something gross that also communicates easy-to-use. EMPLOYEE: Cheez Whiz? BOSS: Brilliant. Cheez Whiz it is. Now get back to working on names for that jar of fluffy marshmallow insides.

Jim Gaffigan

#28. You just turned down the woman who put a marshmallow duck in your hot chocolate. I hope you feel like a real asshole now.

Rachel Vincent

#29. Every two months, I allow myself a splurge day where I eat thick, doughy pizza from Pizzeria Uno or an ice cream sundae from my store with birthday-cake ice cream, Marshmallow Fluff, and toppings mixed in.

Dylan Lauren

#30. I dreamed I was buying new shoes last night," said Ron. "What d'ya think that's gonna mean?"
"Probably that you're going to be eaten by a giant marshmallow or something," said Harry.

J.K. Rowling

#31. Deep and intense, his eyes shone with an inner fire that burned so clearly, Ella was tempted to reach for a skewer and a marshmallow.

Anonymous

#32. What a marshmallow. You should hold out for someone with a stronger stomach. Someone who laughs at the gore that makes weaker men vomit.

Stephenie Meyer

#33. Wanting things for the wrong reasons can turn anyone's life into a marshmallow on a stick over a hot fire: impossibly messy and eventually consumed, one way or another.

Deb Caletti

#34. Last night I dreamt I ate a ten pound marshmallow. When I woke up the pillow was gone.

Tommy Cooper

#35. A text from Fable and it says one word. Marshmallow

Monica Murphy

#36. Tantalus made a wild grab, but the marshmallow committed suicide, diving into the flames.

Rick Riordan

#37. He was hard lines, chiseled flesh, bronzed skin. I was a marshmallow melting in a cup of cocoa.

T.J. Klune

#38. Life is a marshmallow, easy to chew but hard to swallow.

Francis Bacon

#39. Don't be a marshmallow. Walk the street with us into history. Get off the sidewalk. Stop being vegetables. Work for Justice. Viva the boycott!

Dolores Huerta

#40. For She's a Squishy Marshmallow

David Mitchell

#41. Yes. Smashing. You'll be just like those four chaps in the movie. You know the one, with the oversized marshmallow.

Kendare Blake

#42. Nothing says "I'm sexy" like appearing as if you've just blown the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

Dana Marie Bell

#43. Okay, listen. From what Shade said, Roag got toasted like a burnt marshmallow. He would have been nearly destroyed, right down to his junk." Wraith grinned. "Which is really fucking funny.

Larissa Ione

#44. Her voice is so soft. If it were a food item, it'd be a marshmallow.

Tim Tharp

#45. Probably that you're going to be eaten by a giant marshmallow or something.

J.K. Rowling

#46. I love raw cookie dough, right out of the tube. The other thing I eat is marshmallow fluff.

Sandra Bullock

#47. Is this okay?"

Dex blinked. Okay? She couldn't have been any more
okay had she been dipped in marshmallow and rolled in coconut.

Amy Andrews

#48. Don't disrespect the sword marshmallow.

Michael Buckley

#49. He grins as he straightens and walks toward me, the grin that brings out the dimples and nearly takes my knees out. I'm such a marshmallow.

Cindy C. Bennett

#50. Be in the World, Not of the World - Kind of like Lucky Charms cereal: there are lots of pretty marshmallows in with the cereal, but they're not the same. So live with the cereal, but remember: you're a pretty marshmallow.

Laura Jensen Walker

#51. He was a moth to her flame, a marshmallow to her campfire, a redneck to her bottle rocket ...

Nine Naughty Novelists

#52. On our own, we are marshmallows and dried spaghetti, but together we can become something bigger.

C.B. Cook

#53. It must be the body. It's chiseled out of marshmallows.

Tony Amonte

#54. If Facebook is Lucky Charms, Instagram is just the marshmallows.

Casey Neistat