Top 100 Marries Quotes
#1. A fellow's a fool when he marries who don't go to work deliberately to study and understand his wife. Women are awfully understandable if you only go at it right.
Eleanor Hallowell Abbott
#2. A supportive husband is an absolute requirement for professional women ... He is something she looks for, and when she finds him, she marries him.
Alice S. Rossi
#3. John Kerry accused President Bush of catering to the rich. You know, as opposed to John Kerry who just marries them.
Jay Leno
#4. If a man marries his housekeeper or his cook, the national dividend is diminished.
Arthur Cecil Pigou
#5. Everyone marries the Duke of Westminster. There are a lot of duchesses, but only one Coco Chanel.
Coco Chanel
#6. 18 Everyone who divorces his wife and marries another woman commits adultery, and everyone who marries a woman divorced from her husband commits adultery.
Anonymous
#7. The Sun is bad enough even while he is single, drying up our marshes with his heat as he does. But what will become of us if he marries and and begets other suns?
Aesop
#8. So I will say this, "if any man marries just because of the emotions he feels towards a woman without first seeking the face of God to confirm if she is the suitable support needed for his life's assignment, such a man is acting in error.
Aderinsola Obasa
#9. It takes a long time to really be married. One marries many times at many levels within that marriage. If you have more marriages than you have divorces within the marriage, you're lucky and you stick it out.
Ruby Dee
#10. Not everybody who marries in the church and has a family the old-fashioned way is unhappy." "No, but some are. And even if it's just hit-and-miss . . . even if anybody can fall through the cracks, it's still not what I thought I was buying into at all. It still all feels like it makes no sense.
Catherine Ryan Hyde
#11. A journalist marries the news, Seymour. She's capricious, cruel, and jealous. She demands you follow her to wherever on Earth life is cheapest, where she'll stay a day or two, then jet off. You, your safety, your family are nothing,
David Mitchell
#12. The Jew almost never marries a Christian woman; it is the Christian who marries a Jewess.
Adolf Hitler
#14. When a man marries he takes a bigger risk than the woman, because she can march out with his kids, his money,
his home, and his dog.
Laura Schlessinger
#15. I feel sorry for the man who marries you ... because everyone thinks you're sweet and you're not.
Harold Brodkey
#16. He who marries the spirit of the age soon becomes a widower.
Helen Keller
#17. The Bette Davis Club," she said. "You've joined, you're a member. It's my metaphor for any female - and there've been zillions - who gets a crush on a gay fellow, dates a gay fellow, or heaven help us, marries a gay fellow.
Jane Lotter
#18. A man marries one woman to escape from many others, and then chases many others to forget he's married to one.
Helen Rowland
#19. When a woman marries she belongs to another man; and when she belongs to another man there is nothing more you can say to her.
Cesare Pavese
#20. I'm the kind of person who marries enthusiastically if they marry at all.
Agatha Christie
#21. When a man marries a woman, they become one-the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
Croft M. Pentz
#23. If the church marries herself to the spirit of the times, she will find herself a widow in the next generation.
Charles Stanley
#24. More often than not, a woman marries for money and a man marries for sex. What difference does a sheet of paper with signatures make?"
"If you have to ask, you wouldn't understand the answer," she said simply.
Diana Palmer
#25. It is for England that one marries,' she said. 'For the land.
Eva Ibbotson
#26. It is hard to think of another composer who so perfectly marries form and passion.
Leonard Bernstein
#27. It's books," sighed Helen, lifting an armful of sad volumes from the floor to the shelf. "Greek from morning to night. If ever Miss Rachel marries, Chailey, pray that she may marry a man who doesn't know his ABC.
Virginia Woolf
#28. he who marries a beautiful woman in hopes of being happy with her knows not but that even she herself may be the cause of all his uneasinesses;
Xenophon
#29. Yes, but I doubt Jane Eyre is explicit about irrational fucking.' 'Ah, so you believe my only source of information is a Bildungsroman from the nineteenth century about an orphan girl who marries a gigantic arse.
Charlotte Stein
#30. When a man marries, dies, or turns Hindu, his best friends hear no more of him.
Percy Bysshe Shelley
#31. I find too there are few Friendships in the World Marriage-Proof; especially when the Person our Friend marries has not a Soul particularly capable of the Tenderness of that Endearment ... we may generally conclude the Marriage of a Friend to be the Funeral of a Friendship ...
Katherine Philips
#32. If he had married Mrs. Albert Grantham for her money I freely admit that no man marries without a reason and with her it would have been next to impossible to think up another one ...
Rex Stout
#33. The happily ever after thing. It's great when she marries the prince or whatever and they say that. But they just don't show the part where there's a revolution and they drag her to the guillotine.
Mark D. Diehl
#34. A man who marries at my age isn't taking a wife, he's indenturing a nurse.
Robert A. Heinlein
#35. My grandmother's idea of a mixed marriage is a Methodist who marries a Baptist. Although she'd never admit it, in her heart, I know she believes Jesus was Methodist.
L. King Perez
#36. Today when a man gets married he gets a home, a housekeeper, a cook, a cheering squad and another paycheck. When a woman marries, she gets a boarder. To define it rudely but not ineptly, engineering is the art of doing that well with one dollar, which any bungler can do with two after a fashion.
Duke Of Wellington
#37. Reminiscent of the radiant shadings of a sunset, Tangerine Tango marries the vivaciousness and adrenaline rush of red with the friendliness and warmth of yellow, to form a high-visibility, magnetic hue that emanates heat and energy.
Leatrice Eiseman
#38. Whoever marries simply for himself will make a mistake; but whoever loves a woman so well that he says, 'I will make her happy,' makes no mistake. And so with the woman who says, 'I will make him happy.'
Robert Green Ingersoll
#39. What is Truth? Truth is the attribute of when the human heart marries the love of God, and the result is passion for your spiritual path.
Lee Carroll
#40. And she's got brains enough for two, which is the exact quantity the girl who marries you will need.
P.G. Wodehouse
#41. You're not going to throw this away, are you?" she says, and she'll be talking about the grains of rice in the bottom of the salt shaker. "No, Mrs. Peacock, by all means, you take them. They'll come in handy when your son gets out of prison and marries your niece.
David Sedaris
#42. He marries best who puts it off until it is too late.
H.L. Mencken
#43. Anyone who marries three girls from St Louis hasn't learned much.
Gertrude Stein
#44. You can't change a man, no-ways. By the time his mummy turns him loose and he takes up with some innocent woman and marries her, he's what he is.
Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings
#45. When the Wolf King carries the hammer, thus are the final days known. When the fox marries the raven, and the trumpets of battle are blown.' I
Robert Jordan
#46. When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. Women try their luck; men risk theirs." "Narborough wasn't perfect," cried the old lady.
Oscar Wilde
#48. You should invest like a Catholic marries: for life.
Warren Buffett
#50. The whole forbidden-romance thing . . . it's a myth. No woman ever marries the man they have to hide. The adventure, the adrenaline, those things are fun while they last. But that kind of commitment is as temporary as the heartache you feel now.
Nicole Deese
#51. What a man marries for's hard to tell ... an' what a woman marries for's past findin' out.
Ellen Glasgow
#52. A man who marries a woman to educate her falls victim to the same fallacy as the woman who marries a man to reform him.
Elbert Hubbard
#53. It is not for nothing that a man's best friends sigh when he marries, especially if he is a man of genius.
Charlotte Perkins Gilman
#54. From my experience, not one in twenty marries the first love; we build statues of snow and weep to see them melt.
Walter Scott
#55. A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing.
W. Somerset Maugham
#56. Where I come from, when a Catholic marries a Lutheran it is considered the first step on the road to Minneapolis.
Garrison Keillor
#57. All husbands are boring... No woman with ounce of sense gets married to be entertained, she marries to be maintained.
Isabel Allende
#58. Where I come from," said Archie, "a bloke likes to get to know a girl before he marries her."
"Where you come from it is customary to boil vegetables until they fall apart. This does not mean," said Samad tersely, "that it is a good idea.
Zadie Smith
#59. Any woman who marries an Italian must accept the undeniable fact that she has also married his mother.
Diane Cilento
#60. An honest man may really love a pretty girl, but only an idiot marries her merely because she is pretty.
Lord Chesterfield
#61. Anyone who marries gets no guarantee that their partner, no matter what they vow, will always keep that promise.
Emily Yoffe
#62. Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it.
Kin Hubbard
#63. The little word is has its tragedies: it marries and identifies different things with the greatest innocence; and yet no two are ever identical, and if therein lies the charm of wedding them and calling them one, therein too lies the danger.
George Santayana
#64. When a man marries his mistress it creates a job opportunity.
James Goldsmith
#65. She rose. 'You mean,' Catherine d'Albon said, 'I have agreed to marry a libertine?'
'Everyone marries libertines,' Lymond said comfortably, rising and taking her elbow. 'But not everyone knows it beforehand.
Dorothy Dunnett
#66. When an actor marries an actress they both fight for the mirror.
Burt Reynolds
#67. Young lord, one marries only once in life and one does not do so lightly.
Shin Jae
#68. He's a fool that marries, but he's a greater that does not marry a fool; what is wit in a wife good for, but to make a man a cuckold?
William Wycherley
#69. Why can't they see that spiritualism and science are one? That bodies evolve and souls evolve and the universe is a fluid place that marries them both in a wonderful package called a human being.
Garth Stein
#70. Times are changed with him who marries; there are no more by-path meadows where you may innocently linger, but the road lies long and straight and dusty to the grave
Robert Louis Stevenson
#71. A man who marries his mistress leaves a vacancy in that position.
Oscar Wilde
#72. woman marries, falls out of love with her husband after a time, and then if a male child arrives, shifts her passion from father to son. Something
William McBrien
#73. No man is in love when he marries. He may have loved before; I have even heard he has sometimes loved after: but at the time never. There is something in the formalities of the matrimonial preparations that drive away all the little cupidons.
Fanny Burney
#74. The man who marries a woman for her beauty will be deceived; he who marries a woman for good sense can truly say he is married. - Sultana
Jean Sasson
#75. All that 'poor hometown girl who marries into Hollywood royalty'. It's actually quite insulting to my parents.
Catherine Zeta-Jones
#76. Their collective advice: don't settle. Keep looking. Find Mr. Right. That is what they all did. And by God, I think they believe it. Because nobody who marries at the ripe age of twenty-three can be settling. Naturally. That is a phenomenon that only happens to women in their thirties.
Emily Giffin
#77. If you shall marry, You give away this hand, and this is mine; You give away heaven's vows, and those are mine; You give away myself, which is known mine; For I by vow am so embodied yours That she which marries you must marry me
Either both or none.
William Shakespeare
#78. When a woman marries again, it is because she detested her first husband. When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. Women try their luck; men risk theirs.
Oscar Wilde
#79. If one marries out of necessity, he will have to reincarnate to reach the point where he wants to live only for God.
Paramahansa Yogananda
#80. He that marries is like the dogs who was married to the Adriatic. He knows not what there is in that which he marries; mayhap treasures and pearls, mayhap monsters and tempests, await him.
Heinrich Heine
#81. Why should I marry? One marries to have children, but I already have children! My nieces and nephews are my children.
Salman Khan
#82. If a four-letter man marries a five-letter woman, he was thinking, what number of letters would their children be?
Ernest Hemingway,
#83. [Footnote:]Each male has from 2 to 790 females with whom he discusses current events. Of these he marries from 3 to 17.
Will Cuppy
#84. When a man marries, he should take a good look at his mother-in-law first, to understand where life will take him.
Ashok Ferrey
#85. It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out the next morning that it was someone else.
Samual Rogers
#86. No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in love with him first.
Cesare Pavese
#87. I have discovered," he said to Charles Dewy, "that when a man marries, peace of mind and freedom go out of the window."
"Well, old boy," said Charles comfortably, "that's the price we have to pay for having company in our old age and for ensuring that we have heirs to follow us.
Colleen McCullough
#88. Jonas Haines of Broken Bird Marries Model Adriana Rivera in Vegas
Kristen Ashley
#89. Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him.
H.L. Mencken
#90. These things end," she said. "They always end. Nobody marries their first love. First love is just
that. First. It's implied that something else will follow.
Rainbow Rowell
#91. That's the thing about being the product of happily marries parents, You grow up thinking the fairy tale is real, and more than that, you think you're entitled to live it. So far, though, it wasn't working out as planned.
Nicholas Sparks
#92. When a man marries a widow his jealousies revert to the past: no man is as good as his wife says her first husband was
Samuel Johnson
#93. Aren't all marriages kind of gay? As a man, when you get marries, essentially what you're saying is 'I will never touch another woman as long as I live, now let's put jewellery on each other and dance
Jimmy Kimmel
#94. Will there not be any scandal if she marries *me*? I asked
not quite believing that living in pseudo-wedlock with a half-human foreign transvestite was any improvement over spinsterhood.
Marie Brennan
#95. But in China, even as rates of divorce have climbed, so much of the culture revolves around family and offspring that 98 percent of the female population eventually marries - one of the highest levels in the world.
Evan Osnos
#96. A man who marries without knowing Bunbury has a very tedious time of it.
Oscar Wilde
#97. My dear sisters in humanity: Your beauty-both internal and external-is priceless. Only the man who marries you has a right to see it. Never forget, if he doesn't want to marry you, he doesn't deserve you.
Yasmin Mogahed
#98. A woman's place, her entire experience in life, has been and in many places still is dependent upon the man she marries.
Frederick Lenz
#99. One of the dangers of the American artist is that he finds himself almost exclusively thrown in with persons more or less in the arts. He lives among them, eats among them, quarrels with them, marries them.
Thornton Wilder
#100. Most often a woman marries a man that she hopes to make perfect and a man marries his perfect woman.
Amit Pandey
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