Top 60 Man S Best Friend Quotes
#2. I had been resigned to the consolation of man's best friend, i.e., self-pleasure, and certainly did not possess the wherewithal to consort with prostitutes.
Viet Thanh Nguyen
#3. The dog is man's best friend. He has a tail on one end. Up in front he has teeth. And four legs underneath.
Ogden Nash
#4. The next time you wish you could find the right words to say to someone who is hurting, just remember that dogs are a man's best friend without ever speaking a word to them. Simply be present and have sympathy.
Ashly Lorenzana
#5. A disciplined conscience is a man's best friend. It may not be his most amiable, but it is his most faithful monitor.
Austin Phelps
#6. You know, the man's best friend is his dog ... if he's got nothing else.
Johnny Cash
#8. Most of all, I am thankful for Lily, who, since she entered my life, has taught me everything I know about patience and kindness and meeting adversity with quiet dignity and grace. No one makes me laugh harder, or want to hug them tighter. You have truly lived up to the promise of man's best friend.
Steven Rowley
#9. Following rules is, of course, the reason the dog is man's best friend is because the dog follows rules, and they actually do experiments on that, is that how well certain breeds of dogs follow rules, and how much they internalize them. And so many hierarchical animals, obviously they follow rules.
Frans De Waal
#10. When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.
Edward Abbey
#11. The dog has been esteemed and loved by all the people on earth and he has deserved this affection for he renders services that have made him man's best friend.
Alfred Barbou
#12. A good horse is a man's best friend in time of danger.
Israel Putnam
#13. But death was sweet, death was gentle, death was kind; death healed the bruised spirit and the broken heart, and gave them rest and forgetfulness; death was man's best friend; when man could endure life no longer, death came and set him free.
Mark Twain
#14. The sight of Marley so uncharacteristically guarding us like that, so majestically fierce, brought tears to my eyes. Man's best friend? Damn straight he was.
Anonymous
#15. According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.
Jay Leno
#16. I honestly think that the perfect love we search for throughout our lives has always existed, and shines like a star, in the face of man's best friend, your dog.
Maria Bradley
#17. It's obvious that women are smarter than men. Think about it - diamonds are a girl's best friend; man's best friend is a dog.
Joan Rivers
#18. Man's best friend is one who wishes well to the object of his wish for his sake, even if no one is to know of it.
Aristotle.
#19. A dog who thinks he is a man's best friend is a dog who obviously has never met a tax lawyer.
Fran Lebowitz
#20. I was always the leading man's best friend's best friend.
David Janssen
#21. Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Groucho Marx
#23. It's no coincidence that man's best friend cannot talk.
Unknown
#25. The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
Doug Larson
#26. They say that dog is man's best friend, and I think it's true. My dog does a lot of the same stuff my best friend does, like drool on my couch, mooch my food and hump my wife.
Brad Wilkerson
#27. Yeah, dog was this man's best friend, for sure.
Tommy Rettig
#28. That's why they're man's best friend. 'Cause guys want buddies that are dumber than they are. So do women, but they've already got men
Bill Engvall
#29. I guess a man's best friend is his mother.
Vina Delmar
#30. I had a shih tzu dog for 12 years - we were different in size but he was certainly man's best friend, he was my little guy.
Brian Baumgartner
#31. You never realize a dog is a man's best friend until you start betting on horses.
Karel Capek
#32. Diamonds are a girl's best friend and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
#33. Pigs are very intelligent. They're very misunderstood. Yet they're sort of man's unofficial best friend.
Herbert
#34. That casual kiss on my cheek would have meant nothing up until recently, I realized I was in love with him. Not that, 'I love you, man,' type of love. Nope. I was ass over teacup in love with my best friend. The 'let's get married and grow old together' type of love.
Summer Michaels
#35. Beware of suretyship for thy best friend; he that payeth another man's debt seeketh his own decay.
Joseph Jekyll
#36. When an eighty-five pound mammal licks your tears away, then tries to sit on your lap, it's hard to feel sad.
Kristan Higgins
#37. dogs; a good coffeemaker is man's real best friend.
Emma Chase
#38. My daddy's my best friend. My bestest friend ever." The man ruffled the boy's hair and held him close, a great flood of love running through him So much love that he thought his mind might burst. *
Roy Chester
#39. A man needs a friend to share goals with, a woman to share his heart with, and a nation to serve with all of his heart. That's the best life one can live.
Yi Sun-sin
#40. I don't have a bunch of mates. I don't have a man cave. My wife and I, we are each other's best friend.
Corbin Bernsen
#41. Jack Lemmon is my best friend and he's a very wonderful actor. A very talented, very funny man. A lovely man. We're like brothers! We are gifts to each other. He's such a fun personality. There will only ever be one Jack Lemmon.
Tony Curtis
#42. An honest man here lies at rest,
The friend of man, the friend of truth,
The friend of age, and guide of youth:
Few hearts like his, with virtue warm'd,
Few heads with knowledge so inform'd;
If there's another world, he lives in bliss;
If there is none, he made the best of this.
Robert Burns
#43. A high-powered, successful woman doesn't necessarily have the same support behind her that a man in that position would. Plus, she's expected to be a domestic goddess, as well as the best wife, mother, friend, and lover. But it's not just in politics: you see it in acting, too, and in journalism.
Raquel Cassidy
#44. Yes, best friend of mine. I am the famous photographer you've admired for years, and the man who's admired you.
Kelly Moran
#45. I freaking fell in love with him. I mean, I honest to God love everything about Asher Hart. He's the best man, best lover, best friend I ever had.
Linda Kage
#46. Nature's law, That man was made to mourn. Man's inhumanity to man Makes countless thousands mourn! O Death, the poor man's dearest friend, The kindest and the best!
Robert Burns
#47. 'Tempting the Best Man' centers around Madison Daniels, who's had a major crush on her brother's best friend since she was a girl.
Jennifer Armentrout
#48. Man, I'm messed up right now. My best friend is my father? The man I idolized as a kid ... whose tattoo is on my arm ... And he's younger than me. Yeah, I don't think I can handle this. Mindwipe me, somebody ... please! Where's that dragon from Sanctuary? Simi, go get Max. I need him.
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#49. The lie, as a virtue, a principle, is eternal; the lie, as a recreation, a solace, a refuge in time of need, the fourth Grace, the tenth Muse, man's best and surest friend is immortal
Mark Twain
#50. Man's wisdom is his best friend; folly his worst enemy.
William Temple
#51. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments, soccer games, romances, best friends, location of friend's houses, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
Matt Groening
#52. I feel most comfortable in an old pair of jeans, Converse, and a man's jersey. My best friend cuts my hair with kitchen scissors.
Jane Birkin
#53. The richest man in the world is not the one who still has the first dollar he ever earned. It's the man who still has his best friend.
Martha Mason
#54. Women will always choose the man over the best friend. This is a sad but true fact of life, and it's only this certitude that makes me unashamed to admit it.
Megan McCafferty
#55. My dogs.
Bill Blass, after being asked "Who or what is the greatest love of your life?" by Vanity Fair magazine
Bill Blass
#57. It's wrenching enough to lose the man who is your lover, your companion, your best friend, the father of your children, without losing yourself as well.
Lynn Caine
#58. A man who is a good lover to his wife is his children's best friend. ... Child care is play to a woman who is happy. And only a man can make a woman happy. In deepest truth, a father's first duty to his children is to make their mother feel fulfilled as a woman.
Barbara Ehrenreich
#59. Properly trained, a man can be a dog's best friend.
Nora Roberts
#60. Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend.
Corey Ford
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