Top 100 Kiss My Quotes
#1. In the spirit of the Irish people, Osama bin Laden, you can kiss my royal Irish ass!
Mike Moran
#2. It's our loot!" he yelled, standing on his tiptoes so he could get in Clarisse's face. "If you don't like it, you can kiss my quiver!
Rick Riordan
#3. I AM ALL ABOUT SELF-DETERMINATION. Will. Control. I determine my path in life. I decide my failures and successes. Screw fate. Destiny can kiss my ass. If I want something badly enough, I can have it. If I focus, sacrifice, there is nothing I can't do.
Emma Chase
#4. Whenever I drive under a yellow light, I always kiss my finger and tap it on the roof of the car.
Jared Padalecki
#6. When my time on earth is gone, and my activities here are passed, I want they bury me upside down, and my critics can kiss my ass!
Bobby Knight
#7. You pretty much annoy me and thus can kiss my ass
Darynda Jones
#8. I love both of you exactly the way you are. I love that you have no filter, and I adore that Gavin can make grown men cry. There is not one thing I would change about either of you, and if anyone doesn't like it, they can kiss my ass. You guys are my life and my family now. Nothing else matters.
Tara Sivec
#9. The only foreplay I really need is for a guy to kiss my hip bone. The hip is the most erotic and neglected body part. Kiss the hip bone with your lips.
Karen McDougal
#11. Drop. Your weapon. And. Come quietly," said a robotic voice.
"Kiss. My ass," said Zita, mocking the robot's tone.
Ash Gray
#12. I always thought New York City would be romantic, like a boyfriend who would kiss my hand and throw rocks at my window to get my attention.
Hannah Brencher
#14. I'm torn between none of your business and kiss my ass.
Elle Todd
#15. He stares down at me for a moment before leaning over to kiss my lips, tugging me back so far it's almost painful so he can reach my mouth. "I love you, too. Promise me you'll remember that." "I promise." "Good," he says. "Because I'm about to fuck you like I don
J.M. Darhower
#16. I loved a man who I couldn't love, who loved someone else but loved me more ... Love could kiss my ass
Jamie McGuire
#17. You got style, you got class, you got the lips to kiss my ass.
Stephen King
#18. Simon, you gave me no water to wash my feet, but this woman as washed them with her tears. You gave me no kiss, but she has not ceased to kiss my feet. Do no reproach her Simon for you did not anoint my head with oil, but she has anointed me for my burial.
Clysta Kinstler
#19. He takes my hand. Intertwines our fingers. Offers me a smile that manages to kiss my heart.
Tahereh Mafi
#21. going. "'Your wife is ugly, and your daughter too. I think this play is stupid, so guess what? I'm out of here and you can kiss my -
James Patterson
#22. Don't try me," Lucian warned in my head.
"Kiss my concubine ass," I returned in his.
Kristen Ashley
#23. I didn't hesitate to kiss my father in public. And that's how I tried to raise my children. We're physical.
Payne Stewart
#24. If you do not kiss my mouth, Inigo Montoya of Spain, I will more than likely die.
William Goldman
#25. The tattoo is just setting below his hp bone.
H e l l i s e m p t y
a n d a l l t h e d e v i l s a r e h e r e
I kiss my way across the words.
Kissing away the devils.
Kissing away the pain.
Tahereh Mafi
#26. I want to kiss my brother for being so tactful. Rabbit looks grateful as well, and I can only imagine what it would be like to trot out your embarrassing 'enjo kosai' problem in front of your sister, your former love-interest of a couple of weeks, and her two siblings.
Elle Lothlorien
#27. You could stand to work on your manners there, Sunshine."
"That's not my name." She kept walking.
He glared at the back of her pack. "How about sweetheart, then?"
"How about you kiss my ass?
Dee Tenorio
#28. He squeezed my fingers. It wasn't a kiss, but it was close. Like a finger kiss, my brain said. See? This is the kind of stupid stuff my brain comes up with when I'm overwhelmed with swoony feelings over a guy.
Katrina Abbott
#29. Nathan whispered close to her face, Just a kiss my ass.
R.T. Wolfe
#30. When we kiss my heart's on fire, burning with a strange desire. And I know that every time I kiss you, that your heart's on fire, too.
Elvis Presley
#31. I really don't care if Stephanie enjoys kissing Kurt Angle. Or if Kurt Angle enjoys kissing Stephanie. Or hell, if Kurt Angle enjoys kissing Triple H! Cause as far as I'm
concerned all three of you can kiss my ass!
Chris Jericho
#32. I'd like to thank my family for loving me and taking care of me. And the rest of the world can kiss my ass.
Johnny Garrett
#33. I want to feel the rain on my face, to smile at any man I feel attracted to, to accept all the coffees men might buy for me. I want to kiss my mother, tell her I love her, weep in her lap, unashamed of showing my feelings, because they were always there even though I hid them.
Paulo Coelho
#34. I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her.
Woody Allen
#35. THE ONLY GOOD THING IS MY FANS LIKE ME AND COME TO SEE ME AND THATS ALL THAT MATTERS. EVERYBODY ELSE CAN KISS MY ASS. IF THEY DONT LIKE MY POLITICAL INCORRECTNESS THEN THEY CAN KEEP THEIR UPTIGHT P C ASS AWAY FROM MY SHOW. ITS THAT EASY.
Larry The Cable Guy
#36. I wanna explore your body. I wanna kiss my way up and down it all night long.
Collette West
#38. I'm a grown woman and can take care of myself. If someone has a problem with my feelings for Bastien and thinks I shouldn't get involved with him because they don't like him, they can kiss my merry mortal ass.
Dianne Duvall
#39. And to all others in this story profound shooms of lip music brrrrrr. And they can kiss my sharries.
Anthony Burgess
#40. Ssh, I'm counting." Travis watched me for a moment, and then leaned down to kiss my neck. "I can't concentrate while you're doing tha ...
Jamie McGuire
#41. I looked into Blake's eyes, remembering my lost marble and thinking that even though it was gone forever, there could be another match out there. There might be another guy who would kiss my forehead, a guy who was just as sweet as strong enough to choose me over everybody else
Lorraine Zago Rosenthal
#43. Kiss my ass and my anus'cause it's finally famous
Nicki Minaj
#44. Years ago at music camp Harry once said to me, "He's not just a musical prodigy, you know. He's a musical genius." It comes back to me now. And I laugh when I kiss my 'musical genius' because really he's just Flynn.
Tabitha Suzuma
#45. The sky's gray and there's mizzle. It's so soft on my skin
it's nothing like rain. It's even softer than the lightest drizzle! Lift my face up, so it can kiss my skin. The Panopticon
Jenn Fagan
#46. Oh, we're playing nice now? Shall we have tea first? Brew up a nice pot of kiss-my-ass?
Julie Kagawa
#47. Kiss my foot, sir; my face is for mouths of consequence.
Thomas Hardy
#48. Phones on, and stay alert," Luc said. "And tell Jonah we said hello." "Lucas," Ethan politely said, "kiss my ass.
Chloe Neill
#49. I wished for Derek Michen to kiss my face off (that one was when I was nine years old and was absolutely positive he was the love of my life. He did kiss me two weeks later, but then he also kissed Jessica, David, Megan, Rhonda, and Robert. Derek turned out to be a bit of a whore).
T.J. Klune
#50. I figured I would have to tell someone to kiss my ass before it was all over, and I have
twice.
Billy Bob Thornton
#51. Happy St George's Day. Now kiss my beggar arse, you Puritans!
Jez Butterworth
#52. Did you know, ma'am, that our mutual friend can say "kiss my arse" in six languages?
Liz Carlyle
#53. when I finally begin to drift
into sleep
your memory is the...first
and the moonlight
the last, to kiss my face.
Sanober Khan
#54. When the world wants too much
And it feels cold and out of touch
It's a beautiful place
When you kiss my face
from The Woman In Me
Shania Twain
#55. You can kiss my Kiss-loving ass because Kiss was never a critic's band. It was a people's band.
Tom Morello
#56. With one kiss, my life had been altered. It would follow a different path now. One where a woman owned my heart.
Abbi Glines
#57. To be fucking human, to not put too fine a point on it, and Daniel Boone can kiss my ass.
Terry Pratchett
#58. I believe if I should die,
And you should kiss my eyelids where I lie
Cold, dead, and dumb to all the world contains,
The folded orbs would open at thy breath,
And from its exile in the Isles of Death
Life would come gladly back along my veins.
Mary Ashley Townsend
#59. So then, how can I trust you now?" Nathan asked. His tone was light, but his face was guarded. Now would be an ideal time for that kiss, my brain whispered, but I couldn't take the coward's way out. "Because," I said simply, "I'm in love with you.
Alicia Thompson
#60. And so farewell from your little droog. And to all others in this story profound shooms of lip-music brrrrr. And they can kiss my sharries. But you, O my brothers, remember sometimes thy little Alex that was. Amen. And all that cal.
Anthony Burgess
#61. When I die, I want them to bury me facedown and ass up so that the whole world can kiss my ass!
Julie Halpern
#62. Hold my hands; kiss my forehead, hug me and look in my eyes; maybe today is the last day you can do this.
M.F. Moonzajer
#63. Let only the young come,
Says the sea.
Let them kiss my face
And hear me.
I am the last word
And I tell
Where storms and stars come from.
Carl Sandburg
#64. O love, O fire! once he drew With one long kiss my whole soul through My lips, as sunlight drinketh dew.
Alfred Lord Tennyson
#65. Maybe you're forgetting who saved your life," Ringer said.
"Oh, kiss my ass.
Rick Yancey
#67. You are my first best friend, my first crush, my first kiss, my first dance partner, and my first love. Please don't be my first heartbreak. I want you to be my first everything, Josh. Please, don't let it be too late. Please, let me love you because I don't think I can stop even if you tell me too.
Andrea Michelle
#68. My own opinion is enough for me, and I claim the right to have it defended against any consensus, any majority, anywhere, any place, any time. And anyone who disagrees with this can pick a number, get in line, and kiss my ass.
Christopher Hitchens
#69. But he tightened his grip so he could kiss my mangled middle finger. Yes, yes, I know. He put his mouth on a part of my body. I'm surprised I'm still conscious enough to talk about it.
Linda Kage
#70. Wow," Miranda said, "You'd better be careful Della. In the last few days, I think you've used up your vampire quota of apologies for the next ten years."
"Kiss my apologetic ass!" Della snapped.
C.C. Hunter
#71. When I first started shooting 'Sharpe,' back in the early 1990s, I'd kiss my two elder daughters goodbye at the end of August - Evie wasn't even born then - and I wouldn't see them again until Christmas. That was tough. They were hard times.
Sean Bean
#72. I feel the healing
hands of God
touch my heart
and kiss my soul.
Harley King
#73. Kiss my ass, demon!' Beck whooped, and shot a first in the air.
Jana Oliver
#74. Are you worried? About moving to Russia?" She smiled. "No, mio caro figlio. I'm not worried either." She kissed him. "My lovely, living boy," she said, kissing him between each word. "My hope" - kiss - "my happiness" - kiss - "my love, my life, my joy." Kiss, kiss, kiss.
Paullina Simons
#75. I shake my head. "Remember, Mother. There are no mistakes."
She smiles through her tears, leaning in to kiss my cheek "No mistakes, my angel.
Michelle Zink
#76. Afterward Joe Biden greeted me outside the green room, falling on bent knee to kiss my hand. (Who says chivalry is dead!)
Hillary Rodham Clinton
#77. Fain would I kiss my Julia's dainty leg, Which is as white and hairless as an egg.
Robert Herrick
#78. Her soft lips kiss my jaw and my body temperature spikes. Holding on to Rachel is like holding on to a flame. It's a soothing burn and an addictive burn. Her kiss is pure fire.
Katie McGarry
#79. Lactose intolerant milk?! KISS, MY, DICK!
Lewis Black
#80. Talk to Bob Arum, cos he's my man. Don King kiss my ass!
James Toney
#81. When you kiss, my world falls apart
Heaven comes down to woo my heart
Munia Khan
#82. Ann Fowler was sentenced to twenty lashes in 1637 for defaming a county justice, Adam Thorowgood, with the somewhat undeferential suggestion that Captain Thorowgood could Kiss my arse.
Gail Collins
#83. He smirked and that was it. I propelled myself forward and into his arms, our mouths instantly locking in a frenzied kiss, my hands grasping his collar, his shirt, his hair, his anything.
Jennifer DeLucy
#84. It's going to hurt like a motherfucker," he warned. "Of course it will." I smiled into our kiss, my lips still glued to his. "Everything with you does." He
L.J. Shen
#85. Enjoy it if you do, but don't tell me how to live or teach it in school, or not allow a woman the right to choose, and so on. Yeah, all of that slips into my work. I even got a death threat the other day for not being pro gun, which just proves my point. They can kiss my ass.
Joe R. Lansdale
#86. Mr. Kerrick wants your hair one color so you don't stand out so much.
Mr. Kerrick could kiss my ass.
Maria V. Snyder
#87. I've got some mistletoe in my back pocket. Why don't you kiss my ass!
Anonymous
#88. Every autumn I
take myself into my arms
and kiss my palms
for making it through another
year.
Darshana Suresh
#89. I gave him my best cryptic smile. He did not fall down to his feet, kiss my shoes, and promise me the world. I must be getting rusty.
Ilona Andrews
#91. David Halberstam quoted Lyndon Johnson saying of a staffer: I want him to kiss my ass in Macy's window at high noon and tell me it smells like roses.
David Halberstam
#92. Tell that guy to kiss my white vivacious ass. He never met me.
A.S. King
#94. Yes!" Narissus unslung his bow and grabbed an arrow from his dusty quiver. "The first one who get that bronze, I will like you almost as much as I like me. I might even kiss you, right after I kiss my reflection!"
"Oh my gods!" the nymphs squealed.
Rick Riordan
#95. And when I die bury me upside down so the whole world can
Kiss my ass
Open my mouth
Pull my tongue
Stretch my arms
Stretch my cold, proud middle finger
Lourd Ernest H. De Veyra
#96. He moved to kiss my forehead, my eyes, my cheeks, my lips for several long, searching moments.
Right then, I wished we could stay together. Forever.
Lisa Tawn Bergren
#97. Rukia: Why is she glaring at me?
Ichigo: I wonder..
Nel: What's your welationship with Itsygo?
Rukia: Huh?
Renji: Popular with the ladies, eh?
Ichigo: Kiss my ass.
Tite Kubo
#98. I want real loyalty. I want someone who will kiss my ass in Macy's window, and say it smells like roses.
Lyndon B. Johnson
#99. I have no clue what happened to my best friend, the one who played with me on the playground when no one else would. But this Logan ... " She gestured from my shoes on up. "This Logan can kiss my ass.
Lisa Kessler
#100. When I die, bury me on my stomach and let the world kiss my ass.
LL Cool J
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