Top 95 I Smoke I Drink Quotes
#1. I never diet. I smoke. I drink now and then. I never work out.
Naomi Campbell
#2. I am very boring, but it has allowed me to survive better than other people. If you don't drink, you don't smoke, and you don't do drugs, and you're not missing it and never even wanted it, and you sleep for seven hours. I tell you, life is quite pleasant.
Karl Lagerfeld
#3. I don't really dance. I don't drink or smoke. Being at parties is very awkward.
Alessia Cara
#4. When I was a kid, I wanted to be a boy. I really had gender issues. I really thought I was supposed to be a boy. I used to sneak into my dad's room and put on a suit, drink a cocktail, and pretend to smoke a cigarette.
Jane Lynch
#5. I use products from my dermatologist but the best things you can do for your skin, are not smoke always use sunscreen and drink a lot of water.
Sela Ward
#6. I practice yoga and breathing daily along with all the exercises on the instrument. I'm getting more and more monastic about it, especially when I'm on tour, because I'm making songs that are harder to perform all the time. So I no longer smoke and I drink a lot less on tour.
Colin Stetson
#7. I love a massage and a bath. I don't drink - I'll have a sip, but I've never been drunk - and I don't smoke. I envy people who have those releases. They just have a drink or a cigarette, and they feel better. I have to brave it through the whole day on my own.
Jennifer Lopez
#8. I drink booze, I smoke, and I'm hooked on caffeine. I actually have been known to swear at times and belch and even raise my voice when provoked. And I'm not physically repressed!
Helena Bonham Carter
#10. Our parents had to drive us to the gig, or even go in with us because of the liquor laws. The owners were really scared to death that we'd drink. We usually just went out somewhere and smoked weed. I don't smoke anymore, but back then we used to smoke quite a lot.
Dexter Romweber
#11. I made up my mind when I was 15 years old that I would never smoke or drink. I have kept that pledge to myself, and it was one of the smartest decisions I ever made.
Ann Landers
#12. I never smoked. I never drank and I never took drugs. The funny thing is, nothing is more boring, people like this. For me, it's OK. But most of my friends, at least they smoke and drink.
Karl Lagerfeld
#13. I used to drink beer and smoke pot before I played. Now I drink tequila and smoke pot. So it's a little different
Tre Cool
#14. I try and take lots of vitamins and I don't drink. I do smoke, though, I'd be insufferable if I didn't smoke, you'd have to push me off a balcony I'd be so boring.
Kate Beckinsale
#15. I don't have anything to fix! I don't smoke, I don't drink, and I don't eat carbs. My life is just great now. Normal. Vanilla.
Jason Bateman
#16. I just get things done instead of talking about getting them done. I don't go out and party. I don't smoke, drink or do drugs and I'm not married, that leaves a lot of time for my work.
Henry Rollins
#18. I don't drink, I don't take drugs, I don't smoke.
Chris Martin
#19. Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.
Kathy Griffin
#20. All the screen cowboys behaved like real gentlemen. They didn't drink, they didn't smoke. When they knocked the bad guy down, they always stood with their fists up, waiting for the heavy to get back on his feet. I decided I was going to drag the bad guy to his feet and keep hitting him.
John Wayne
#21. I want to play golf, practice and not do much else. I don't drink, I don't smoke and I hate going places where you have to yell at someone who is about a foot away from you.
Vijay Singh
#22. I never trust a fighting man who doesnt smoke or drink.
William Halsey
#23. I drink too much, I smoke too much, I take pills too much, I work too much, I girl around too much, I everything too much.
Bob Fosse
#24. Playing the role of Christ was like being in a prison. It was the hardest part I've ever had to play in my life. I couldn't smoke or drink in public. I couldn't.
Max Von Sydow
#25. I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't use drugs. That may be boring for some people, but that's just me. That's how I live my life.
CM Punk
#26. You know, as a young child, I lay in my bedroom and I swore to myself then: 'I'm not going to smoke and I'm not going to drink.' And I said I'm not going to just say that when I'm a kid. I'm going to stick to that as an adult. I kept that in mind my whole life.
Floyd Mayweather Jr.
#27. I was raised really, really healthy, pretty much vegetarian and a very clean lifestyle, I don't smoke, I don't drink. I'm more addicted to the things that make me feel good - endorphins after working out.
Elizabeth Berkley
#28. I'm not sure a real man would smoke something that sounds like a mixed drink ice cream cone.
Elle Lothlorien
#29. Why drink and drive if I can smoke and fly?
Bob Marley
#30. One of my greatest pleasures in life is promising myself I will not drink, or smoke, or take coke, or do heroin, or eat cookies, then doing it. It's a pleasure that can be repeated daily.
Amanda Filipacchi
#31. I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't do drugs. I kick people in the face for a living. So, if that's something you're into - if you like watching people get kicked in the face - come see me. I'll probably be your favorite wrestler
CM Punk
#32. I don't drink much and I smoke very little. I guess my only bad habit is robbing banks. Now you see, fellas, I ain't such a bad guy at heart.
John Dillinger
#34. Drink up, England ... I WANT your liver to fail. Smoke up England, I WANT you to die.
CM Punk
#35. I drink to feel / I smoke to breathe / Just look what love / Has done to me
Kacey Musgraves
#36. I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't do drugs. I shop, okay?
Danielle Fishel
#37. That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked Drink my beer and smoke my weed But my good friends is all I need Pass out at three, wake up at 10 Go out to eat, then do it again. Man I love college
Asher Roth
#38. Mennonites are very conservative. They don't drink, dance, smoke, go to movies. I grew up in a very conservative faith-based community.
David A.R. White
#39. And I don't really drink alot of booze, alcohol will kill ya ... but I smoke all the pot I can find, I don't smoke it all at once, I just do a little bit at a time, and I uh, I used to take acid but I quit around 1971.
Tommy Chong
#40. I would lock myself in my room and drink a case of Corona and smoke a load of pot.
Ozzy Osbourne
#41. I don't smoke marijuana anymore. I don't drink. Marijuana is a handicap. So is alcohol. Alcohol is a terrible handicap. But in spite of being a handicap, it shouldn't be criminal.
Gary Johnson
#42. I enjoyed every bit of the evening. I may not drink scotch or smoke a cheroot again, but I shall always cherish the fact that I did those things. The adventure is well worth the disappointing experience.
Sarah MacLean
#43. What a cheek. I do live a healthy life style. I don't smoke, I don't drink and I don;t exercise, how much healthier can I be?
Lynda Renham
#45. Playing sports has always been my greatest pleasure. I don't smoke, I hardly drink alcohol. Sports helped get me into the presidential palace. My first position in the union was that of sports secretary.
Evo Morales
#46. I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form.
Winston Churchill
#47. Oh, man, oh how I wish I didn't smoke or drink to reason with my head ...
Dave Matthews
#48. Somepeople drink to foregt, I smoke to remember Anna Madrigal in Tales of the City ...
Armistead Maupin
#49. In my normal time, I like bacon sarnies, I smoke and I drink coffee. I do look after myself, but sometimes I allow myself to just let go a bit.
Tom Weston-Jones
#50. I wouldn't say I'm lucky, but I do take care of my body. I never drink or smoke, and I get the most out of my body.
Terry Vaughn
#51. I smoke and drink and have abortions, actually one abortion, but still, I have an A average that I maintain with little or no effort on my part and they despise me for it, mostly because they can't take credit for it.
Lisa O'Donnell
#52. I try to work out my mind more these days. I try to eat right. I don't drink, I don't smoke, and I take the skin off chicken. But I'm not on no special diet. I like my steak and potatoes, ice cream, doughnuts.
Mr. T
#53. There are probably some things I could do to keep my flexibility up, but I'd rather smoke, drink diet Cokes and eat.
John Daly
#54. I have a punishing workout regimen. Every day I do 3 minutes on a treadmill, then I lie down, drink a glass of vodka and smoke a cigarette.
Anthony Hopkins
#55. I wasn't a misanthrope and I wasn't a misogynist but I liked being alone. It felt good to sit alone in a small space and smoke and drink. I had always been good company for myself.
Charles Bukowski
#56. The kid doesn't chew tobacco, smoke, drink, curse or chase broads. I don't see how he can make it.
Richie Ashburn
#57. Don't let these tattoos fool you. I'm straight edge. I'm a man of great discipline; I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't do drugs ... my addiction is wrestling - my obsession is competition. Discipline. My name is C ... M ... Punk.
CM Punk
#58. When I was a boy, I naively thought that this thing called happiness would be something I would wake up to find every day once I could smoke, drink and fornicate.
Jeffrey Bernard
#59. I'm not perfect, I do drink. I do smoke. Carson Daly can't go out and get messed up, he can't smoke in front of kids - he's the face of MTV, and he has to be good. But me? I can.
Tara Reid
#60. This fitness thing is blown out of proportion. What am I going to do on a treadmill - smoke a cigarette and drink a diet Coke?
John Daly
#61. I try to stay in good physical shape, I don't smoke, I don't drink.
Mickey Spillane
#62. Being a vegetarian Buddhist would be a bit harsh to deal with in the kitchen, so I'm a Taoist, I study martial arts, and I don't drink or smoke.
Arthur Potts Dawson
#63. Some people eat, some people drink, some people smoke. I Pledge.
Johnny Weir
#64. In what other business can a guy my age drink martinis, smoke cigars and sing? I think all people who retire ought to go into show business. I've been retired all my life.
George Burns
#65. Fuck the Yanks
And drink their wives
My mind is clear
The sky is bright
I'm happy as a horse's shite
Up came the Bottle of Smoke
Shane MacGowan
#66. I rarely drink from the bottle, but I'll smoke a little weed,
Aaron Lewis
#67. I go to my Room and I drink and I smoke some cigarettes and I think about her. I drink and I smoke and I think about her and at a certain point blackness comes and my memory fails me.
James Frey
#68. Some guys smoke. Some guys drink. Some guys chase women.
I'm a big barbecue-sauce guy.
Rick Majerus
#69. Hell, if I didn't drink drink or smoke, I'd win twenty games every year. It's easy when you don't drink or smoke or horse around.
Whitey Ford
#70. I drink twenty forties, smoke forty blunts,
Say a hundred rhymes, and not sound like you once.
Dres
#72. You can get a new phone or new trainers (sneakers) but you've only got one body so you have to look after it. I don't smoke, or drink a lot of alcohol, and I train almost every day.
Tyson Beckford
#73. You know what's worse than being in rehab? Being in rehab over the holidays. You know what's worse than that? Being in a rehab that doesn't allow smoking. I mean, what the fuck? Addicts smoke. If we can't drink, we can't shoot up, and we can't ride the lightning bolt, at least we can smoke.
Darrell Hammond
#74. I don't advise kids to do what I do. I'm just doing me. I just smoke a little weed and do a little drink.
Juicy J
#75. I drink to remember I smoke to forget / Some things to be proud of, some stuff to regret.
Jake Bugg
#76. Don't tell me not to drink. not to smoke. not to grieve.
if i speak of these things it's because i have to
but i am not speaking to you.
Julio Alexi Genao
#77. I'll smoke weed occasionally, on special occasions like a movie night or something. I like to drink beer but whenever it comes to hard drugs, I really believe that they hurt your body, deplete your energy.
Christofer Drew
#78. I drink coffee with my right hand, and I smoke with my left. But I talk with both hands.
George Burns
#79. I'm a nice person! I have healthy life drives and goals! I don't drink, I don't smoke. I would never force myself sexually on a blind person!
Woody Allen
#80. I can't remember what the last film I saw was, as I can't smoke or drink in cinemas.
Siobhan Fahey
#81. I don't smoke, I don't drink, two out of three ain't bad.
Bob Crane
#82. I don't drink any coffee or take any drugs and I don't smoke cigarettes and I don't eat sugar and I don't take any medicine at all. I eat a lot of fish, vegetables, and I stay away from starches.
Vincent Gallo
#83. I do not eat meat, I do not smoke, and I do not drink, and therefore, I do not feel the cold.
Percy Grainger
#84. Sex keeps me in shape. I don't diet, I eat what I like. I love Mars bars and I smoke and drink. But I love running off in the middle of the day to make love. It really burns up calories.
Lisa Snowdon
#85. I don't smoke, don't drink much, and go to the gym five times a week. I live a healthy lifestyle and feel great. I can run a marathon, you know.
Sarah Michelle Gellar
#86. I'm really boring. I get up early. I go to bed early. I don't smoke or drink. I mean, I'll eat a cupcake. I'm just not a crazy, stay-out-all-night sort of person. I love writing.
Karin Slaughter
#87. I don't smoke, drink. I exercise, drink lots of water, eat well, don't sun. Me cuido. There's a lot of things that I want to do.
Thalia
#88. I stayed a virgin until I was 23. I didn't do drugs or drink or smoke.
Victoria Jackson
#89. I rarely drink, I don't smoke, so my vice is probably creating. I'm addicted to creating. And women.
Andre Benjamin
#90. I don't smoke, drink alcohol well, or play games. But I watch dramas. It is hard to quit.
Yoseob
#91. That's what I do ... Some people smoke weed, some people smoke cigarettes, some people snort coke ... I pop pills, I smoke and I drink syrup, that's my twist.
Beanie Sigel
#92. I don't smoke, don't drink, don't fuck. At least i can fucking think.
Ian MacKaye
#93. I don't drink, and I don't smoke. It's a personal preference. My mom has never drunk or smoked. I look up to my mom.
Ashley Tisdale
#94. I neither drink nor smoke, because my schoolmaster impressed upon me three cardinal virtues; cleanliness in person, cleanliness in mind; temperance.
John Burns
#95. I don't smoke, I don't drink much, I don't eat red meat. I stay out of the sun.
Bernadette Peters
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